1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are lebih important than her.
4. She needs to get anda Makanan while anda sit and do whatever anda want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan her keldai and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that anda Cinta her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. alih somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants anda to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her Friends while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever anda want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if anda find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with anda whether she wants to atau not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if anda have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are lebih important than her.
4. She needs to get anda Makanan while anda sit and do whatever anda want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan her keldai and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that anda Cinta her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. alih somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants anda to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her Friends while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever anda want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if anda find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with anda whether she wants to atau not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if anda have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
