roti IS DANGEROUS
Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on roti indicates that
1. lebih than 98 percent of convicted felons are roti users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all roti was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. lebih than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. roti is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats lebih roti than that in one month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no roti exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. roti has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of roti and telah diberi only water to eat begged for roti after as little as two days.
8. roti is often a "gateway" Makanan item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, kacang, kacang tanah butter, and even cold cuts.
9. roti has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is lebih than 90 percent water, it follows that eating roti could lead to your body being taken over sejak this absorptive Makanan product, turning anda into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
10. Newborn Bayi can choke on bread.
11. roti is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most American roti eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following roti restrictions be made:
1. No sale of roti to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all roti to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal atau human images, nor any primary Warna (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote roti usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.
Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on roti indicates that
1. lebih than 98 percent of convicted felons are roti users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all roti was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. lebih than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. roti is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats lebih roti than that in one month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no roti exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. roti has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of roti and telah diberi only water to eat begged for roti after as little as two days.
8. roti is often a "gateway" Makanan item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, kacang, kacang tanah butter, and even cold cuts.
9. roti has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is lebih than 90 percent water, it follows that eating roti could lead to your body being taken over sejak this absorptive Makanan product, turning anda into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
10. Newborn Bayi can choke on bread.
11. roti is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most American roti eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following roti restrictions be made:
1. No sale of roti to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all roti to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal atau human images, nor any primary Warna (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote roti usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.
Harsh words & violent blows
Hidden secrets nobody knows
Eyes are open, hands are fisted
Deep inside I'm warped & twisted
So many tricks & so many lies
Too many whens & too many whys
Nobody's special, nobody's gifted
I'm just me, warped & twisted
Sleeping awake & choking on a dream
Listening loudly to a silent scream
Call my mind, the number's unlisted
Lost in someone so warped & twisted
On my knees, alive but dead
Look at the invisible blood I've bled
I'm not gone, my mind has drifted
Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted
Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow
Today's just yesterday's tomorrow
The sun died out, the ashes sifted
I'm still here, warped & twisted
Drifting into empty Space
I have been like that Since saw my Dads evil face.
Hidden secrets nobody knows
Eyes are open, hands are fisted
Deep inside I'm warped & twisted
So many tricks & so many lies
Too many whens & too many whys
Nobody's special, nobody's gifted
I'm just me, warped & twisted
Sleeping awake & choking on a dream
Listening loudly to a silent scream
Call my mind, the number's unlisted
Lost in someone so warped & twisted
On my knees, alive but dead
Look at the invisible blood I've bled
I'm not gone, my mind has drifted
Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted
Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow
Today's just yesterday's tomorrow
The sun died out, the ashes sifted
I'm still here, warped & twisted
Drifting into empty Space
I have been like that Since saw my Dads evil face.
I know I promised I'd never make anda cry;
I know it hurts but please dry your eyes.
I will give to anda whatever anda need;
A hug, a kiss, just tells me please.
To see anda cry is a terrible sight;
Just let me Cinta anda and I'll hold anda tight.
I'll do anything anda want to make anda proud;
I'll climb the highest peak and yell your name aloud.
I Cinta anda to much to see anda cry;
Please sweetheart don't say goodbye.
Don't push me away I must stay near;
To gently wipe away your tears.
If we must truly say goodbye;
One lebih time just close your eyes.
And let us share one final kiss;
For anda are the love, I will forever miss.
These all take their toll on healthy hair. After a while, hair loses its shine and volume.
That's why we have a trick for anda today to put the shine back in your locks using natural products.
The first thing anda need to do is beat an egg white with two meja, jadual spoons of epal, apple vinegar. Apply this mix to your hair and let it work for 15 minutes.
Then wash your hair with shampoo and use the conditioner that anda usually do.
Now anda are ready for the seterusnya step. While anda have the first mix on, boil some water with parsley. Before washing your hair, take out the parsley and let the left over parsley water cool. Bring it with anda when anda wash out your hair.
Attention: when anda wash out the shampoo and the conditioner, then apply the parsley water for one last shine treatment.
Between the egg mix and the parsley, your hair should be truly shiny.
anda can do this treatment whenever anda want, because it does not damage your hair.
Going thru the snow,
on a pair of broken skii's,
jumpin over houses!
And bashing into trees!
The snow is bloody-red,
Santa's almost dead!
Cuz a little racoon took his gun
and shot 'em in the head!
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on a pair of broken skii's,
jumpin over houses!
And bashing into trees!
The snow is bloody-red,
Santa's almost dead!
Cuz a little racoon took his gun
and shot 'em in the head!
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