1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN anugerah LOCK OVERUSE anugerah LOCK! WHEN anda REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL anugerah THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky anugerah Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks anda what anda mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If anda are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing Rawak letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the soalan mark (i.e. Could my hari get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) anda will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the komen-komen with Rawak information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, komen on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" atau something along those lines. anda can also post komen-komen asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" atau ":P" with no rhyme atau reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" atau "I sent anda a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the e-mel does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person anda are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what anda are trying to say. If they ask anda how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a forum and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as anda can. Don't only use those anda have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN atau other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN anda can "appear offline" so if anda carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because anda keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until anda are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, atau even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi atau hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are anda and where do anda live?" even if anda know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', atau make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, atau say something like 'girl' atau 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your angkasa bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. atau better yet, use spaces when anda tell them your angkasa bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when anda post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and anda can be lebih positive sejak saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell anda to stop, act like anda have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' atau user anda know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, atau your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single alih that anda make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page atau group titled your name. Invite everyone anda do atau do not know to join.
43. e-mel really annoying forwards to everyone, atau make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the seterusnya saat if anda don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to e-mel anda ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky anugerah Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks anda what anda mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If anda are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing Rawak letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the soalan mark (i.e. Could my hari get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) anda will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the komen-komen with Rawak information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, komen on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" atau something along those lines. anda can also post komen-komen asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" atau ":P" with no rhyme atau reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" atau "I sent anda a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the e-mel does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person anda are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what anda are trying to say. If they ask anda how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a forum and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as anda can. Don't only use those anda have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN atau other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN anda can "appear offline" so if anda carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because anda keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until anda are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, atau even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi atau hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are anda and where do anda live?" even if anda know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', atau make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, atau say something like 'girl' atau 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your angkasa bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. atau better yet, use spaces when anda tell them your angkasa bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when anda post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and anda can be lebih positive sejak saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell anda to stop, act like anda have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' atau user anda know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, atau your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single alih that anda make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page atau group titled your name. Invite everyone anda do atau do not know to join.
43. e-mel really annoying forwards to everyone, atau make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the seterusnya saat if anda don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to e-mel anda ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
