There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, atau being a creep, anda will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks anda can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell anda where I fucking live so we can fuck Rawak strangers.
Stranger: anda like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: anda ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, atau copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell anda where I fucking live so we can fuck Rawak strangers.
Stranger: anda like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: anda ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, atau copy everything they say.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If anda die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What anda call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what anda call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope anda like them :)
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first soalan what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of buku do anda read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d anda go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Gothic style!
Reporter:What do anda like to hum atau sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first soalan what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of buku do anda read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d anda go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Gothic style!
Reporter:What do anda like to hum atau sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with lebih wise words.
a wise man once berkata (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) berkata a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope anda do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I berkata befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see anda in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once berkata (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) berkata a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope anda do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I berkata befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see anda in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if anda Cinta Anime and Twilight,
then anda are going to Cinta this!
-They are making an Anime series of the saga!
lebih and lebih the rumor of an Anime Twilight tunjuk is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight Anime until 2013!
Sent in sejak (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests anda could try
1: Ask really stupid soalan like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so anda can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them anda know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask anda for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as anda can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid soalan like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so anda can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them anda know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask anda for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as anda can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's