Rawak Article: The Babysitter Part 1

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posted by adaug

Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so anda guy will need a babysitter!

*10 minit later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!

*59 minit later*
Amber:I wuv teh parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are anda doing?
Amber:Having a teh party!
Ashley:Can I sertai you?
Amber:If anda want to,You gotta pass a test!
Kennedy:Yeah I'mma straight A Student and I still can't pass the test!
Ashley:Okay...First Question?
Amber:Favorite Color?
Ashley:Blue!
Amber:WRONG!!!*Throws teh cup at wall*GET OUT!!
Ashley:Ahh!!*Walks in kitchen*Um Hi I don't believe I met you!
Kid:I'm Harper.Never Bother me,AGAIN.*Storms away*
Ashley:Wow,she is four?
Harper:I'M FIVE!
Ashley:Okay five.

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse atau Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up sejak Singing pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

posted by Shelly_McShelly

20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if anda have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...

Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

posted by Random9747649

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT tarikh IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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Code Lyoko

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Alice in Wonderland (1951)

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Emo Petikan and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that anda were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes anda can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One hari you'll ask me, "which is lebih important to you, me atau your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing anda are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your Cinta does NOT work for that person,...

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ART WITH EVERYDAY OBJECTS

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Canada24 analyzes BREAKING BAD:

posted by Canada24

link

Yes I know what your gonna say

“Connor Breaking Bad is SOOO 2008, stop living the past anda pathetic piece of Canadian dog shit.”

Well firstly, fuck you.. No but seriously Breaking Bad has gone down as one of the greatest shows of the baru-baru ini decade, it has won many awards and skyrocketed Bryan Cranston’s career as lebih as just the bumbling idiot in sitcoms.

But why am I talking about it so late in the game.. cause I’m mature now, at least I like to think I am. Mature enough to finally ‘really’ get this show.. Its the sins of Greed and Pride.. How having too much of both can turn...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

added by MisterH

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David Guetta & Bebe Rexha - I'm Good (Blue) (Guiberz Bootleg)

added by CokeTheUmbreon

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BEST/WORST Goosebumps BOOKS/EPISODES

posted by Canada24

People liked my old Goosebumps artikel-artikel so in the spirit of October lets do this...

BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired sejak a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, anda know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck sejak lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..

WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...

People loved my JonTron Petikan (the 3/4 who saw it), so here's BionicPIC (Aaron Brown)

posted by Canada24

1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, anda know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did anda find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: anda don't deserve this.. anda don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What anda gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell anda (add voice) anda should probably be...

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Some Triggers Never Die - Trigger Man Review

posted by Windwakerguy430

So believe it atau not, I don’t go out of my way to look for bad games. Unless there’s some weird Krismas event, I never look at a PS2 game and think, “This looks like a fucking piece of shit. I wanna play that”. No, I usually want to give the games I talk about on here the benefit of the doubt and tunjuk them some sort of respect. Be it something that pulls me in atau something that intrigues me. Like I didn’t buy Marc Ecko’s Getting Up with the intent of hating it. I bought it because it looked like a fun game and I like the urban setting. It only happened to be a pile of trash. But...

The Weeknd - Faith (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I Lost my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I Lost my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't anda cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...

Ariana Grande - 7 Rings (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with Tatu who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my kegemaran things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...

4-Non Blondes - What's Up? (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big bukit of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the bahagian, atas of my lungs
"What's going on?"

And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I berkata "Hey, a-what's going on?"
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I berkata "Hey, a-what's going on?"

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Tom Odell - Another Cinta (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

I wanna take anda somewhere so anda know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought anda daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't bunga like they did last spring

And I wanna Ciuman you, make anda feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up

On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up

Oh oh

And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight
But my hands been broken, one too many times
So I'll use my voice,...

Under The Arch With Tom Foolery

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy tunjuk that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank anda everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank anda very much....

The Nut House Episode 22

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 22: Wayne's Invention

Wayne was sitting on his front porch when he saw Parker arrive in his Packard, followed sejak Kevin in his truck, and Liam in a Buick.

Wayne: Perfect. Right on time.
Kevin: *Walks with Liam, and Parker towards Wayne*
Liam: Good morning.
Parker: What did...