These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, anda need it down. anda don't hear us
complaining about anda leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what anda want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable jawapan to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if anda want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we berkata 6 months lalu is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all komen-komen become null and void after 7 days.
1. If anda won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If anda think you're fat, anda probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we berkata can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes anda sad atau angry, we meant the other one.
1. anda can either ask us to do something atau tell us how anda want it
done. Not both. If anda already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever anda have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. labu is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and anda say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know anda are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If anda ask a soalan anda don't want an answer to, expect an
answer anda don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything anda wear is fine.
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless anda are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, atau monster
trucks.
1. anda have enough clothes.
1. anda have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank anda for Membaca this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
sofa, kerusi panjang tonight, but did anda know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, anda need it down. anda don't hear us
complaining about anda leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what anda want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable jawapan to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if anda want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we berkata 6 months lalu is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all komen-komen become null and void after 7 days.
1. If anda won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If anda think you're fat, anda probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we berkata can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes anda sad atau angry, we meant the other one.
1. anda can either ask us to do something atau tell us how anda want it
done. Not both. If anda already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever anda have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. labu is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and anda say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know anda are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If anda ask a soalan anda don't want an answer to, expect an
answer anda don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything anda wear is fine.
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless anda are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, atau monster
trucks.
1. anda have enough clothes.
1. anda have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank anda for Membaca this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
sofa, kerusi panjang tonight, but did anda know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.
Q .. How do anda sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. anda keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to anda keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do anda do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. anda keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to anda keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do anda do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime anda see someon say a compleatly Rawak word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a teh party like anda did when anda were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes sejak except old people
komen and I will make more
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime anda see someon say a compleatly Rawak word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a teh party like anda did when anda were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes sejak except old people
komen and I will make more
I owe a lot of thanks to the wonderful people of this website. I've learned a lot from all of anda and have changed a lot as a person.
I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being sejak my own, but a former Fanpop member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.
Since then, I've met several lebih wonderful people who have become close Friends of mine.
Thank anda my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.
Thank anda for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing Friends that make Fanpop a great place!
I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being sejak my own, but a former Fanpop member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.
Since then, I've met several lebih wonderful people who have become close Friends of mine.
Thank anda my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.
Thank anda for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing Friends that make Fanpop a great place!