1.) write down "Alpha kenny body" on a piece of paper and get someone to read it pretending anda have no clue how to read it. (It sounds like they're saying I'll f*** anybody)
2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!
This only works on people if anda get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first atau else they might figure it out.
I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended atau if anda get into trouble for doing these!
- good luck :3
sakurahanazono
2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!
This only works on people if anda get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first atau else they might figure it out.
I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended atau if anda get into trouble for doing these!
- good luck :3
sakurahanazono
Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed lebih half and half for the coffee.
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the ketuhar and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, sejak mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an jam to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the ketuhar and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, sejak mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an jam to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
