Haha, Some Funny Things To Do While Class Is Going On.. :D
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1) Bring some buku to class and read them instead of paying attention atau doing any work.
2) Walk around class begging for spare change.
3) Chew on your arm until someone notices.
4) Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.
5) After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"
6) Lick yourself clean like a cat does.
7) After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.
8) Sing your soalan to the class.
9) When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
10) Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
11) Stare continually at the teacher's private areas. Occasionally lick your lips.
12) Address the teacher as "your honour".
13) Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if she's been drinking.
14) Present the teacher with a large Buah basket.
15) Ask for an extra copy of each handout, for your invisible friend sitting seterusnya to you.
16) Claim that anda wrote the class textbook.
17) Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your kerusi, tempat duduk after the teacher answers.
18) Laugh loudly at everything the teacher says. Be sure to snort and make weird noises while anda laugh.
19) When the teacher turns their back to the class, scream and bang desks, then when they turn around act normal and get on with your work.
20) Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
21) At a completely Rawak time, put up your hand to ask a question. When the teacher picks you, ask a soalan about a different subject and pretend anda thought it was that class.
22) Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
23) When a substitute introduces himself as a substitute, have anda and your Friends all yell "FRESH MEAT!!!!" at the same time.
24) Raise your hand as if to ask a question, then just say 'buh buh bah buh buh buh?' atau similar nonsense. Then act like the teacher should get it.
25) Say you're invisible and when people say you're not, start crying.
26) Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
27) While the teacher is writing, hide the board rubber. When he/she goes to get somebody (like the principal), replace it in the same place & make him/her look insane.
28) Tell your teacher that anda don't do homework because it's against your religion.
29) Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is berkata often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a bulatan around your meja laughing and clapping loudly.
30) Whenever the teacher speaks to you, act like you're terrified of him/her and go run & hide in the corner atau under your desk.
31) Go up to the teacher but face the empty angkasa seterusnya to him/her and ask if anda can go to the office to get your medicine for hallucinations.
32) As soon as the loceng rings to start class, crawl under your meja and huddle with yourself and grab onto your chair and scream like anda saw your grandma's butt.
33) Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start Singing opera.
34) Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
35) Refuse to do any work until the whole class has put on rubber gloves for fear of lead poisioning.
36) Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the hari of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a bulatan and light them. Sit in the middle of the bulatan with the ouji board and claim anda are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
37 ) In class when the teacher is talking, pretend you're not paying attention and if she picks anda to anwser, say "So the Rhino did go to the pantai with the Elephant".
38) When the class is silent, put your book on the meja and fart on it.
39) Ask soalan while trying not to use any nouns atau make any sense. ex: I have a question: When anda berkata that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did anda mean the thing that, anda know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
40) While taking a test, get up about halfway through and point at the teacher atau someone Rawak and scream "You ruined christmas" and then storm out of the room, slamming the door on your way out.
41) Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to pasti that anda agree. When they ask anda to stop, say "but I Cinta anda so!!"
42) Raise your hand in such a way that it looks a little bit like you're just stretching (like you're a little tired) but lebih like anda want to ask a question. When the teacher goes to answer your soalan (even when anda don't have a question), just say anda were stretching. Repeat as often as necessary.
43) When the teacher turns his/her attention to anda and calls anda to answer the question, act as if you're an undercover agent and refuse to give information.
44) When forced to type up an essay atau project, put the whole thing in one of those whacky fonts (the ones that are all symbols and the sort) then act confused when your teacher can't understand it.
45) Every time your teacher asks a question, raise your hand and answer with the word "salmon". Have your Friends sertai in and even have people in different class periods do it. -
46) When a teacher asks anda a question, stand up and walk up to her/him (if the teacher is bigger than you, stand on tip toes) and square the teacher up. After 10 seconds, turn around and run out of the room. -
47) When a teacher asks anda for your homework, angrily exclaim that anda are a member of Greenpeace atau the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
48) During a note-taking lesson atau activity, atau at any time during the class, try to take offense to anything the teacher says. If the teacher doesn't use politically correct terms, take offense to it, even though it doesn't even concern you. Even take offense to Rawak things like "Jamaica" and "the pythagorean theorem".
49) When the teacher leaves the room, tie a knot in the straw in their coffee.
50) Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where Bayi come from in a childish voice.
51) When a teacher explains something, raise your hand and say "I don't get it". They'll say, "What don't anda get?" anda look at the handout atau notebook paper anda have and say, "How do they make a really big pokok into this thin piece of paper?"
52) Pick one of your teachers that constantly uses a specific word (ex: I have a teacher that says "Okay?" after almost every sentence). Get everybody in the class to stand up, clap, and sit down every time that word is used.
53) Just randomly stand up excitedly and yell some random-ass komen towards the teacher. Like, "I like your pants!" in a dandy, yet excited and confident manner. Then just sit down as if nothing ever happened.
54) Raise your hand and ask to go to the nurse and say, "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE."
55) Look ahead in the textbook and learn the info. When your teacher is trying to teach it, raise your hand and give away the whole lesson in like 30 seconds.
56) After being telah diberi an important assignment, blatantly stick it in your mouth and take a bite out of it.
57) When the teacher hands out an assignment, put your shoes on your hands and attempt to do your work while whining about how hard it is. If the teacher tries to say anything, say, "You don't know me!" and run away crying. Works best with numerous people.
58) When anda have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
59) Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes sejak waving it and saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
60) Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the Overhead prjector
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1) Bring some buku to class and read them instead of paying attention atau doing any work.
2) Walk around class begging for spare change.
3) Chew on your arm until someone notices.
4) Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.
5) After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"
6) Lick yourself clean like a cat does.
7) After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.
8) Sing your soalan to the class.
9) When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
10) Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
11) Stare continually at the teacher's private areas. Occasionally lick your lips.
12) Address the teacher as "your honour".
13) Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if she's been drinking.
14) Present the teacher with a large Buah basket.
15) Ask for an extra copy of each handout, for your invisible friend sitting seterusnya to you.
16) Claim that anda wrote the class textbook.
17) Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your kerusi, tempat duduk after the teacher answers.
18) Laugh loudly at everything the teacher says. Be sure to snort and make weird noises while anda laugh.
19) When the teacher turns their back to the class, scream and bang desks, then when they turn around act normal and get on with your work.
20) Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
21) At a completely Rawak time, put up your hand to ask a question. When the teacher picks you, ask a soalan about a different subject and pretend anda thought it was that class.
22) Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
23) When a substitute introduces himself as a substitute, have anda and your Friends all yell "FRESH MEAT!!!!" at the same time.
24) Raise your hand as if to ask a question, then just say 'buh buh bah buh buh buh?' atau similar nonsense. Then act like the teacher should get it.
25) Say you're invisible and when people say you're not, start crying.
26) Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
27) While the teacher is writing, hide the board rubber. When he/she goes to get somebody (like the principal), replace it in the same place & make him/her look insane.
28) Tell your teacher that anda don't do homework because it's against your religion.
29) Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is berkata often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a bulatan around your meja laughing and clapping loudly.
30) Whenever the teacher speaks to you, act like you're terrified of him/her and go run & hide in the corner atau under your desk.
31) Go up to the teacher but face the empty angkasa seterusnya to him/her and ask if anda can go to the office to get your medicine for hallucinations.
32) As soon as the loceng rings to start class, crawl under your meja and huddle with yourself and grab onto your chair and scream like anda saw your grandma's butt.
33) Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start Singing opera.
34) Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
35) Refuse to do any work until the whole class has put on rubber gloves for fear of lead poisioning.
36) Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the hari of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a bulatan and light them. Sit in the middle of the bulatan with the ouji board and claim anda are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
37 ) In class when the teacher is talking, pretend you're not paying attention and if she picks anda to anwser, say "So the Rhino did go to the pantai with the Elephant".
38) When the class is silent, put your book on the meja and fart on it.
39) Ask soalan while trying not to use any nouns atau make any sense. ex: I have a question: When anda berkata that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did anda mean the thing that, anda know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
40) While taking a test, get up about halfway through and point at the teacher atau someone Rawak and scream "You ruined christmas" and then storm out of the room, slamming the door on your way out.
41) Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to pasti that anda agree. When they ask anda to stop, say "but I Cinta anda so!!"
42) Raise your hand in such a way that it looks a little bit like you're just stretching (like you're a little tired) but lebih like anda want to ask a question. When the teacher goes to answer your soalan (even when anda don't have a question), just say anda were stretching. Repeat as often as necessary.
43) When the teacher turns his/her attention to anda and calls anda to answer the question, act as if you're an undercover agent and refuse to give information.
44) When forced to type up an essay atau project, put the whole thing in one of those whacky fonts (the ones that are all symbols and the sort) then act confused when your teacher can't understand it.
45) Every time your teacher asks a question, raise your hand and answer with the word "salmon". Have your Friends sertai in and even have people in different class periods do it. -
46) When a teacher asks anda a question, stand up and walk up to her/him (if the teacher is bigger than you, stand on tip toes) and square the teacher up. After 10 seconds, turn around and run out of the room. -
47) When a teacher asks anda for your homework, angrily exclaim that anda are a member of Greenpeace atau the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
48) During a note-taking lesson atau activity, atau at any time during the class, try to take offense to anything the teacher says. If the teacher doesn't use politically correct terms, take offense to it, even though it doesn't even concern you. Even take offense to Rawak things like "Jamaica" and "the pythagorean theorem".
49) When the teacher leaves the room, tie a knot in the straw in their coffee.
50) Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where Bayi come from in a childish voice.
51) When a teacher explains something, raise your hand and say "I don't get it". They'll say, "What don't anda get?" anda look at the handout atau notebook paper anda have and say, "How do they make a really big pokok into this thin piece of paper?"
52) Pick one of your teachers that constantly uses a specific word (ex: I have a teacher that says "Okay?" after almost every sentence). Get everybody in the class to stand up, clap, and sit down every time that word is used.
53) Just randomly stand up excitedly and yell some random-ass komen towards the teacher. Like, "I like your pants!" in a dandy, yet excited and confident manner. Then just sit down as if nothing ever happened.
54) Raise your hand and ask to go to the nurse and say, "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE."
55) Look ahead in the textbook and learn the info. When your teacher is trying to teach it, raise your hand and give away the whole lesson in like 30 seconds.
56) After being telah diberi an important assignment, blatantly stick it in your mouth and take a bite out of it.
57) When the teacher hands out an assignment, put your shoes on your hands and attempt to do your work while whining about how hard it is. If the teacher tries to say anything, say, "You don't know me!" and run away crying. Works best with numerous people.
58) When anda have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
59) Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes sejak waving it and saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
60) Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the Overhead prjector
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