[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to Cinta Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to Cinta every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are anda talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, anda have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 207 - Anniversary #381
Marie: We almost got divorced.
Frank: There's a sad word��'- almost.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 208 - The Children's Book #382
Ray: I was wondering-- are we still fighting?
Debra: What? Oh, no, no.
Ray: Okay, good. I almost bought flowers.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 212 - All I Want For Krismas #379
[about sex]
Debra: anda know, it's not always me what about last week when I was in the mood and anda weren't?
Raymond: When was that???
Debra: Wednesday. anda were watching TV I asked anda to give me a backrub. Yeah anda gave me one of these one-handed deals.
Raymond: Wait wait a minute. anda ask for a backrub, and that means Mr. Smith goes to Washington?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 212 - All I Want For Krismas #383
Ray: Not the flannel pajamas!
Debra: What?
Ray: When anda come to katil wearing that silky thing I know I have a chance but the flannel pajamas? anda might as well be wearing a porcupine suit!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 217 - The Ride-Along #384
Debra: Ally, what are anda doing?
Ally: Cutting Molly's hair.
Debra: Oh no, no, honey, anda can't cut a doll's hair. It won't grow back-- only people hair grows back.
Ally: Oh. [pauses, calls for her baby brother] Geoffrey!
Debra: Oh, no, no, no, Ally, go ahead. Just cut the doll's hair. Hey, look, anda missed a spot.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 303 - The Sitter #398
Ray: [referring to messy house] anda know what anda need, anda need some real help around here.
[Debra glares at Ray]
Ray: Keeping in mind I have a very busy schedule.
Debra: Oh yeah that's right gee isn't it time for your 9 o'clock butt scratch?
Ray: That's okay I don't do that anymore I'm on the patch.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 305 - The Visit #399
[practising saying mom for Debra's mother]
Ray: Mom... mom... mom...
Marie: [walks through door] Hiii!
Ray: Wow, that... that is powerful... Let me try something: Xena warrior princess, Xena warrior princess...
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 310 - No Fat #410
Ray: Hey.
Marie: Hi honey, want some eggs?
Frank: Don't listen to her, it's not eggs. It's got fake egg crap.
Marie: It tastes exactly the same.
Frank: Yes. Exactly like crap.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 310 - No Fat #411
Ray: Why didn't anda bring your dog, Robert?
Robert: I don't think Shamsky would eat this.
Ray: Yeah, but we could eat him.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 413 - Bully On The Bus #343
Marie: I sense tension and anger.
Frank: Maybe you're picking up your own scent.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 416 - The Tenth Anniversary #371
Raymond: Happy Anniversary. Hey, anda know what I was thinking? Since this is our tenth anniversary, why don't we let the kids stay at grandmas and grandpas, all night, if anda know what I mean?
Debra: Hey, hei we could watch our wedding video?
Raymond: I guess anda don't know what I mean.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 416 - The Tenth Anniversary #372
[after finding out ray taped over his wedding video]
Frank: hei good work Ray. Now when some broad starts yapping "you're never romantic!". Guys everywhere can say "Hey, anda think I'm bad? At least I didn't pull a ray Barone.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 416 - The Tenth Anniversary #373
Marie: Well I'll tell anda what I would like if I were Debra...
Frank: I'd like it if anda were Debra!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 416 - The Tenth Anniversary #374
Robert: [referring to the wedding magazines] Where did anda get these?
Ray: The kedai surat khabar, wakil penjual akhbar -- it was so embarrassing. I had to buy some porn just to even it out.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 418 - Debra Makes Something Good #375
Frank: First of all, if I have anything to say about your mother, I'm not afraid to say it right to her face... saat of all, those are not jokes.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 418 - Debra Makes Something Good #402
Ray: I'm not going to make those jokes anymore.
Debra: Thank you.
Ray: Will anda still cook for me?
Debra: Yes.
Ray: Will anda take your clothes off?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 421 - Someone's Cranky #376
Raymond: Maybe anda should cut them some slack.
Robert: What?
Raymond: Yeah 'cause they mean well... y'know?... Well, mom means well, dad's just, mean.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 421 - Someone's Cranky #377
Robert: Apparently if anda leave susu out for twelve weeks, it goes bad and then explodes. [holds a candle] However, this is lavender bouquet.
Raymond: Can we use it to light the apartment on fire?
Debra: Robert, do anda have any lebih candles?
Frank: atau an old sneaker I can bury my face in?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 422 - Bad Moon Rising #378
Raymond: People! Shut up all of anda guys. Debra's not feeling well, bio... hormonally.
Frank: Oh! Got it. The enemy within.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 422 - Bad Moon Rising #400
Debra: Oh, would anda STOP? I'm not crying because of the way I sound! I'm crying because I'm married to an insensitive derfwad, who instead of trying to make life easier for his wife, tape-records her so he has proof she's a terrible person!
Ray: What's a derfwad?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 508 - Young Girl #388
Ray: Let me tell anda something Robert, there's two Debras. That's right. There's the Debra anda see that doesn't have a problem with it. Then, when everybody leaves, there's the Debra that I see: Darth Debra.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 515 - Silent Partners #391
Ray: If one was asked to read a book called Devilwood, one would be correct in assuming that the book was scary, atau exciting atau had something devil-y in it, wouldn't one?
Robert: One would.
Ray: Well then one would be wrong!
Robert: What's going on Raymond?
Ray: Debra wants me to read this so we have stuff in common. But I swear this sucker's like a horse tranquilizer.
Here, listen to this first line. "Imagine a rain so beautiful it must never have existed" what does that mean? What does that mean?? Tell me right now what does that mean???
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 515 - Silent Partners #392
Debra: Have anda read any of that book?
Ray: I read a lot.
Debra: Yeah? What's it about?
Ray: It's, it's about a rain that's so beautiful, I can't even believe it existed.
Debra: That's the first line, you've read ONE LINE!
Ray: And I was gonna read the seterusnya line when I came out of my COMA!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 515 - Silent Partners #393
Ray: This mentega is the perfect temperature Slash density.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 522 - Say Uncle #304
Frank: Marie, what the hell? One saat anda were making me pancakes, the seterusnya saat you're gone... which would be great if there were pancakes.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 612 - Season's Greetings #313
[about the Krismas letter from ten years prior]
Frank: I remember this. I had all the stuff I was gonna do when I retire on it.
Marie: Was "be nicer to your wife" on there?
Frank: Might as well have been, it's all ridiculous crap!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 618 - The Breakup Tape #315
Ray: So I have to live in a museum of your erotic past.
Debra: It's not a museum.
Ray: So anda admit... it was erotic!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 619 - Talk To Your Daughter #316
Frank: Let me tell anda about life.
Ray: Great. We're gonna hear the meaning of life from a man who once threw his shoe at a swan.
Frank: That's called "Protecting your sandwich".
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 619 - Talk To Your Daughter #317
Ray: What, anda don't think I can do it? I'll do it, I'll have the sex talk with her.
Debra: I'll tell anda what, Ray. anda can be there, and I'll explain it to the both of you.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 620 - A Vote For Debra #318
Debra: anda were stuffing your pants with food!
Ray: I'm your husband, you're supposed to support me no matter what's in my pants!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 625 - The First Time #319
Debra: Oh, honey, honey, not tonight, okay? How about tomorrow?
Ray: How about we start tonight and go til tomorrow?
Debra: We'd have to start at 11:59, then.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 705 - Who Am I? #320
Ray: Are anda having an affair with the bookstore guy?
Debra: Right. He's 60 years old, got one eye, and he smells of the jungle.
Ray: Yeah, that's how anda like it.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 712 - Grandpa Steals #321
Robert: Your daughter, your problem.
Ray: You're stupid, you're ugly.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 714 - Just A Formality #322
Debra: anda listen to me Robert. This is between anda and Amy. Her parents
are just going to have to get used to the idea. But it's your life. anda do what anda want to do.
Ray: Until anda get married. Then anda do what she wants to do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 715 - The Disciplinarian #323
Ray: Come on. You've seen me lay down the law, right?
Frank: I've seen anda lay down.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 717 - Meeting The Parents #324
Frank: Dear Lord, please keep this in-law family the hell away from me!
Hank: And anda can stay the heck away from us, too.
Frank: anda can say "heck" all anda want, He knows anda mean "Hell"!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 718 - The Plan #403
[After Robert messes up the wedding invitations]
Amy: And what's this? 'Attire optional?' It's supposed to be 'black tie optional.' 'Attire optional' means 'maybe naked'! There's going to be nude people... at the church... on a Wednesday!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 720 - Who's Next? #325
Marie: anda stay away from my husband!
Frank: Marie, we were just talking.
Marie: anda weren't just talking, anda were picturing her naked.
Frank: Get out of my head, Woman!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 722 - Baggage #401
Debra: I have to do everything around here! I swear, if I don't do it, then it doesn't get done!
Frank: Well, that's because...now, take it easy...-that's how it's supposed to be.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 803 - utama From School #326
Michael: I don't have any homework!
Ray: Woahwoahwoawoa... who do anda think you're dealing with here huh? I may seem stupid, but that's just to get your mother to not ask me to do stuff, okay?... I know all the angles pal, I know all the excuses. If my dog Shamsky had eaten as much homework as I berkata he woulda pooped the encyclopedia britannica.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 803 - utama From School #327
Michael: I went up to the teacher to ask her a question, and I accidentally berkata "Mommy."
Ray: anda called the teacher "Mommy?" Why? Was the teacher yelling?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 804 - Misery Loves Company #311
Robert: You're so closed off. Holding your wife's hand could be pleasurable for you. And lebih importantly, it might allow her to feel wanted and loved sejak you.
Raymond: How does that get me out of laundry?
Robert: If anda could connect with your wife emotionally, then perhaps anda wouldn't see doing laundry as a chore. anda might do it willingly, for her, as a gesture of love.
Raymond: anda are an idiot wrapped in a moron.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 814 - Lateness #328
Debra: anda used to think I was worth waiting for.
Ray: anda were worth waiting for, but after fifteen years, anda should be here sejak now!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 816 - Security #329
Marie: Since when is there a law against me expressing my feelings?
Frank: I've been trying to pass that legislation for years.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 821 - The Model #330
Marie: I always thought Robert was a looker.
Frank: I always thought he was lebih of a "look at that."
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 905 - Ally's F #331
Debra: Look at all the scribbles on this notebook! "Tommy and Ally Forever," "Ally Hearts Tommy," "Ally Sanders."
Ray: Oh, look. anda see? That's not even Ally's notebook.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 905 - Ally's F #332
Amy: anda know, Deb, every child goes through this rebellious phase. I did. One time, in Church choir, we were all supposed to sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus," and my Friends and I sang "What a Friend We Have in Cheeses!"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 905 - Ally's F #333
Robert: What about when I was 13 years old, and my bola keranjang coach called me "The Useless Giraffe?"
Frank: anda were six foot five. anda couldn't grab a couple of rebounds?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 905 - Ally's F #334
Ray: If x equals lame, that guy is 4 times x!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 906 - Boys' Therapy #335
[Frank is Membaca a paper on the track horses]
Frank: we gotta bet this horse. It's unbeatable! It's unstoppable.
Robert: Marie's Mouth
Ray: This is a sign!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 911 - The Faux Pas #336
Debra: I want to assure anda that Marie does not speak for all of us.
Frank: No, she just speaks lebih than all of us.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 912 - Tasteless Frank #337
Frank: Hey, could anda pass the salt?
Marie: What did anda say?
Frank: I want to put some salt on this.
Marie: In 47 years of marriage, you've never salted my lasagna!
Frank: Marie, it's bad enough it needs it. anda gotta remind me how long we've been married?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 912 - Tasteless Frank #338
Robert: anda know, Dad, I have to say, I'm surprised that anda can't appreciate the interplay of these flavors--the smokiness of the ham, delicately contrasting with the sweetness of the egg custard.
Frank: Why don't anda put on a dress and do a dance?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 913 - Sister-In-Law #339
Amy: I should've realized guys just want to watch TV and be left alone.
Frank: Amy, will anda marry me?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 914 - The Power Of No #340
Robert: Yeah, I always know when Amy's in the mood, cause she gives me this little sly smile.
Ray: Yeah... I think she's saying hurry up and get it over with.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 914 - The Power Of No #341
Ray: It's like the lebih I turn her down, the lebih she wants it. She's like a guy!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 914 - The Power Of No #342
Robert: I'm going to help Amy pick out drapes.
Ray: If there's any material left over, maybe anda can make yourself a little skirt.
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