1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minit later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if anda are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when anda get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if anda can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 minit and if your teacher notices how long anda were gone, say anda have diarrhea atau constipation.
8.During a lesson atau while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, soalan it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your kerusi, tempat duduk and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if anda are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if anda aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how anda are never chosen (even if anda get chosen often) atau accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when anda get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when anda get asked about it, say that anda aren't allowed anda tell-the government has made anda swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma atau grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! anda look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen atau pencil to school so that anda can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives anda a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the hari with a grin.
17.When anda are supposed to be Membaca silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives anda the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* Suits you. *giggle* Yea... anda look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this soalan due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that anda heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that anda can't answer that. They threatened anda to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that anda had to take care of'.
26.(If anda haven't learned) In an important test atau assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your keldai off that afternoon and the seterusnya hari when anda are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that anda are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, hari after day.
30.If anda ever have to mark your own work, with every soalan anda get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if anda are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when anda get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if anda can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 minit and if your teacher notices how long anda were gone, say anda have diarrhea atau constipation.
8.During a lesson atau while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, soalan it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your kerusi, tempat duduk and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if anda are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if anda aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how anda are never chosen (even if anda get chosen often) atau accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when anda get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when anda get asked about it, say that anda aren't allowed anda tell-the government has made anda swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma atau grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! anda look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen atau pencil to school so that anda can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives anda a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the hari with a grin.
17.When anda are supposed to be Membaca silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives anda the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* Suits you. *giggle* Yea... anda look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this soalan due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that anda heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that anda can't answer that. They threatened anda to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that anda had to take care of'.
26.(If anda haven't learned) In an important test atau assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your keldai off that afternoon and the seterusnya hari when anda are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that anda are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, hari after day.
30.If anda ever have to mark your own work, with every soalan anda get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes anda mad atau doesnt agree with your point of view anda just lapor them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes anda mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont lapor thm. Because we are a big family and we dont lapor atau block family we care and tunjuk Cinta for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to lapor someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Cinta all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes anda mad atau doesnt agree with your point of view anda just lapor them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes anda mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont lapor thm. Because we are a big family and we dont lapor atau block family we care and tunjuk Cinta for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to lapor someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Cinta all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do anda want?" "I'm calling to lapor my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank anda very much for the call, sir." The seterusnya day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your Membaca my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even Membaca this.
4. anda didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did anda notice I skipped number three.
7. anda don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that anda silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then anda realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But anda remember that a fact is something that can be proven right atau wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. anda wish anda never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch anda with the missing number this time. atau did I?
14. anda wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Membaca powers amaze you.
16. anda totally forgot I was only supposed to tell anda ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even Membaca this.
4. anda didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did anda notice I skipped number three.
7. anda don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that anda silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then anda realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But anda remember that a fact is something that can be proven right atau wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. anda wish anda never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch anda with the missing number this time. atau did I?
14. anda wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Membaca powers amaze you.
16. anda totally forgot I was only supposed to tell anda ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Singing in a row, then anda sneeze and anda fall down. Did anda ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - anda used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how anda knew anda had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - anda know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Singing in a row, then anda sneeze and anda fall down. Did anda ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - anda used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how anda knew anda had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - anda know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
ajl's user icon
