Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!
Don’t cheat atau it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak anda out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that anda actually know.
3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.
4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 till 11 in a column on the left.
2.) seterusnya to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any 2 numbers anda want
3.) seterusnya to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of 2 members of the opposite sex.
4.) Write anyone’s name. (Like Friends atau family.) seterusnya to 4, 5, & 6.
5.)WRITE down 4 song titles in numbers 8, 9, 10, & 11.
6.) Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE anda READY?
Here is the key to the game:~
The number of people that like anda is found in angkasa 2.
The person in angkasa 3 is the one anda love.
The person anda like, but your relationship cannot work out is in angkasa 7.
anda care most about the person anda put in angkasa 4.
The person anda name in angkasa 5 is the person that knows anda really well.
The person anda named in angkasa 6 is your lucky star.
The song in angkasa 8 is the song that matches very well with the person in number 3.
The song in 9 is for person 7.
The 10th angkasa is a song that tells anda most about your mind.
And 11 is the song telling how anda feel about life.
Number 1 is your lucky number.
*Repost this within an jam of read this. If anda do, your wish will come true. * Repost with: Chinese Horoscope (Freakishly Correct) Good luck
Don’t cheat atau it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak anda out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that anda actually know.
3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.
4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 till 11 in a column on the left.
2.) seterusnya to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any 2 numbers anda want
3.) seterusnya to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of 2 members of the opposite sex.
4.) Write anyone’s name. (Like Friends atau family.) seterusnya to 4, 5, & 6.
5.)WRITE down 4 song titles in numbers 8, 9, 10, & 11.
6.) Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE anda READY?
Here is the key to the game:~
The number of people that like anda is found in angkasa 2.
The person in angkasa 3 is the one anda love.
The person anda like, but your relationship cannot work out is in angkasa 7.
anda care most about the person anda put in angkasa 4.
The person anda name in angkasa 5 is the person that knows anda really well.
The person anda named in angkasa 6 is your lucky star.
The song in angkasa 8 is the song that matches very well with the person in number 3.
The song in 9 is for person 7.
The 10th angkasa is a song that tells anda most about your mind.
And 11 is the song telling how anda feel about life.
Number 1 is your lucky number.
*Repost this within an jam of read this. If anda do, your wish will come true. * Repost with: Chinese Horoscope (Freakishly Correct) Good luck
2. Troll. If anda troll, anda will be banned in 10 saat flat and nobody will feel sorry for anda when anda whine about your old account being banned.
3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take anda seriously.
4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape anda with hate if anda say rude things.
5. Be anything like dudelol17.
Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove anda to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The saat one was a key,The third one had a hati, tengah-tengah lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a foto of Me and Lizzie.
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove anda to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The saat one was a key,The third one had a hati, tengah-tengah lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a foto of Me and Lizzie.
There once lived a 10 tahun old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will anda stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE berkata YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But anda have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will anda stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE berkata YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But anda have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four tahun old Amber,
A 12 tahun old Kennedy,A 5 tahun old Harper,And then there's 9 tahun old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her anak patung back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do anda want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in pembakar roti for half a minute.
*Ten minit later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do anda know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked anda as the Babysitter cause anda have 7 siblings and anda all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 tahun old Kennedy,A 5 tahun old Harper,And then there's 9 tahun old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her anak patung back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do anda want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in pembakar roti for half a minute.
*Ten minit later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do anda know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked anda as the Babysitter cause anda have 7 siblings and anda all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. anda grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. anda take foto-foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when anda sneeze.
5. anda don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and anda don’t even work there.
7. anda spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Kucing are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. anda can’t even remember your saat cup.
10. anda can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. anda take foto-foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when anda sneeze.
5. anda don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and anda don’t even work there.
7. anda spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Kucing are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. anda can’t even remember your saat cup.
10. anda can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five lebih songs, can anda believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even berkata that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her seterusnya CD Rebecca promises to have a lebih natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress