Rawak Article: Blonde Joke

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posted by flabaloobalah

So my uncle told me this joke and I HAD to post it:

So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it berkata on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"

Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.

deathding, xXitachiXx and 2 others like this

JaseKS -_-

flabaloobalah do u not get it? im sawee if it was bad. *sad face*

Athenabeth I get it, I just don't think it's funny. Most blondes just don't find these amusing.

flabaloobalah ^^oh. i didnt mean to offend you in any way. i hope i didnt make u lose any brain cells or waste your time.

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50 Things To Do In An Elevator

posted by TVD_rocks

from the internet :)

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on atau off.

2. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that
this is your "personal space."

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all
of anda just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your beg bimbit atau purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in
there?"

9. Offer name Tag to everyone...