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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! anda threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! anda only wish anda could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like bacon and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont anda fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out.
12) Let me tell anda the secret to licking your own balls...
13) Gotta catch the tail... Gotta catch the tail... Gotta--
14) Ooh. I don't feel well. Barf... hei look, lebih food!
15) Ohboy Ohboy A ball Throw me the ball C'mon throw me the ball
16) Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
17) I know it all Joe.Now I can tell your wife,or anda can get me kibbles and bits.
18) Gimme some food, foo!
19) Please let me out BEFORE anda change
20) Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock
21) Why is it that I get stuck with kibble and anda get steak?
22) Yeah. I can lick it. Jealous aren't you?
23) Mind if I use your couch?
24) So what if 1 lick my own balls? Try it, anda might like it.
25) Yeah, I know it's just your leg, but I still don't care.
26) I don't care what the commercial says. IAMs anjing, anak anjing chow taste like puke!
27) Oh, I'll keep my silence-- for a price. How well do *you* beg, 'master'?
28) Would someone pry this 4 tahun old away from me for heaven's sake!?
29) Why don't anda ever lick your balls?
30) hei Baby, Mind if I hump your leg?
31) I dont care how cute it is. No one's giving me a poodle haircut!
32) ****!!!
33) Drop Bush, not bombs!
34) Get your a** up and let me out
35) anda cut my balls off, I'm going to kill you
36) bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
37) I told anda to sell that Enron stock.
38) get a cat i dare you
39) I'm peeing ,,,can't I have some privacy
40) "Wear Corduroy pants so I can get better traction"
41) uhh... like, woof and stuff
42) It's not cheating if both the legs are on the same person.
43) Gimme some of them 'tater chips
44) To be, atau not to be.. That is the question.
45) I'll have one of what he's drinking
46) "F*** You! I'm leaving!"
47) Get away from my a*s.
48) Please don't sic your cat on me again!
49) Your knees smell.
50) This water's good, but nothing beats good ol' toilet water.
51) oh my god, the soap! it burns!!
52) Sorry, your leg dihidu, smelt just like Fifi seterusnya door
53) dude, where's the phat blunt?
54) Get me a biscuit, *****.
55) can i please sit at the meja, jadual i promise i wont bite
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Are anda a good BFF?

Admit it, anda couldn't live without Hillary and Marissa, Jackie and Alex, Ashley and Heather, and your other 54 BFFs (best Friends foreva!). Now that you've hit teenhood, your Friends are the most important part of your life. They are the peeps anda run to, the peeps who decide your every move. You'drather be with them than anyone else and anda trust them with your deepest, darkest secrets. Right?

So why did Melissa tell Corey that your bra was slightly padded the other hari during bola tampar practice? And why would Carly repeat to Nikki that thing anda berkata about Taylor? Now...
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10. ON VACATION: Who would anda most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told anda "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have anda now wasted your time and money, but anda can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.


9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged...
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I'm putting two funny artikel-artikel together in one, hope anda enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I Cinta deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would anda know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what anda need, and I'll tell you...
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