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posted by Feathershine
TRUTH

Who do anda have a crush on?

If anda had to tarikh anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity anda would want to make out with

Name five people anda hate and why anda hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have anda ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If anda did, what did anda do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have anda ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have anda had your first kiss, if anda have, were was it and who was it with?

Have anda ever seen a parent naked?

Have anda ever seen Haiwan reproducing?

Have anda stalked anyone, if anda have, who was it?

Have anda ever typed up anything inappropriate on Facebook/Twitter?

Have anda had a blind tarikh before, if anda have, who was it with, and do we know him/her?

Have anda ever accidentally grabbed someones butt?

Have anda ever done anything illegal? If anda have, what did anda do?

Have anda ever had beer/wine?

Have anda ever cheated on anda girlfriend/boyfriend with your Friends girlfriend/boyfriend?

What was the biggest trouble you've ever gotten into? What was it about?

Have anda ever licked anything off anyone? If anda have, what did anda lick off of them and who was it?

Have anda ever touched someones... Thingy? If anda have was it on accident atau on purpose?

Have anda ever had to hump anything? If anda had to, what did anda hump?

Have anda ever t-bagged someone on (whatever games anda noobs play all I know of is Halo were anda can do that)

Have anda ever called your best friend a naughty word (example: dick)

Have anda ever lick an animal before? If anda have, what animal? And was it your pet?

Have anda ever been attacked sejak an animal? If anda have what animal was it and were where anda at the time of the attack?

Have anda ever seen Haiwan fighting? If anda have, what Haiwan were fighting?

DARES

Lick the person to your rights feet

Make out with someone of the opposite gender for two minutes

Make out with someone of the same gender for one minute

Ciuman the person on your rights cheek (does not matter which gender) and say anda Cinta them and anda think their sexy

Tell someone (any gender) their sexy

Go outside and scream out "someone shot me!"

Run around the neighborhood screaming: "I'm a dick! And everyone hates me!!" do this until your Friends tell anda to come back

Go outside in front of everyone around and sing to them any song of your Friends chose

If your in a pool atau hot tub wait until anda have to fart then fart and announce it out loud as loud as anda possibly can "I cut the cheese"

Make out with someones girlfriend/boyfriend (only if they allow it which probably won't happen)

Tell someone their fat and ugly, then ten minit later apologize and give them a hug and a Ciuman on the cheek

Give someone an "aunty kiss" borrow some lip stick then give Ciuman them!

If there is a pool with people in it then sprint up to it scream and belly flop into the pool

Go up to someone anda don't know and ask for their number

Order a pizza, and when they get there ask them out (no matter what gender) if they say yes make out with them then break up with them

Ask a Rawak person if they want to make out, if they say yes make out with them for as long as the dare says, then just get up and randomly walk away after that time

Swap clothes/bathing Suits with someone else for a half-an-hour

Rip of someones bikini bahagian, atas and throw the bikini bahagian, atas out the window and tell them to go get it without covering their boobs

Take off your baju atau bikini bahagian, atas for five seconds

Make someone ask someone out in the game, if they say yes anda have to be their girlfriend/boyfriend for a least two weeks (or until that other person wants to break up)

Go up to someone and say they need to lose weight, at the end of the game say your sorry and offer to take that person to McDonalds for fries and shakes

Tell someone their a jalang, perempuan jalang then stomp away and never attempt to talk to them again

Call your crush and say their sexy and atau hot

Call a Rawak person and say their sexy and atau hot

Cover your eyes then go up to someone in truth atau dare and ask them out (does not matter the gender)


Okay there, there is a whole lot lebih but yeah this is just me brainstorming have fun, at your parties/sleepovers/having Friends over :)))))
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 Cody Leach
Cody Leach
Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..


THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's keseluruhan prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's lebih serious scenes..
* The shows keseluruhan qulity. anda can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* anda can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Cinta flirts.
3. A guy can like anda for a minute, and then forget anda afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are anda doing something?" atau "Have anda eaten already?" are the first usual soalan a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, atau to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get anda in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly sejak giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the seterusnya family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - anda may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin topi, cap and feed him grapes when...
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DEMENTED POEMS

Ros are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Ros are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Ros are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And tunjuk me your tits

Ros make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And anda Cinta it up the shitter

Ros are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Ros are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Ros are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Ros are shit
Violets are crap
tunjuk me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Ros are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And menelan it down

Ros are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar anda grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something atau someone

3. Go up to a Rawak person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki Rawak noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a mata air, air pancut run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to anda in public about the...
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1. At the movies: When anda meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are anda doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t anda try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When anda ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while lalu and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi atau Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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I found this hilarious artikel on pcworld.com
Don't know who the penulis is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's anugerah Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a kata laluan other than "password" atau "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits seterusnya to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be lebih imaginative.

I will not bore my boss sejak with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some lebih excuses.

I will do less laundry and use lebih deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The tunjuk was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids tunjuk that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The tunjuk had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my kegemaran parts of the tunjuk was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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