1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give anda the key.....if anda dont feed, water, and give the dog a utama he might break out....with this basic knowledge anda can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that anda gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things anda are offended sejak we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like Anjing holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If anda make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when anda come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch anda strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if anda practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If anda want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining anda might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked foto-foto of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If anda cant cook but anda insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the Makanan we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get anda on bahagian, atas of us w/ atau w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our Friends atau anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us sejak watching an action movie, atau compensation with sexual acts...
C.if anda are bored sejak our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if anda dont instigate something atau tell us to unleash the dog inside anda we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us atau drag us we wont care anda could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what anda want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard anda want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night atau in the morning sejak anda but if anda expect us to stay awake id suggest anda either be on bahagian, atas of us, grooming the dog, atau sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and pancuran, pancuran mandian with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts anda down trying to go down, atau play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest atau your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we angkasa out we are probably fantasizing about anda doign things we want but anda dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We Cinta getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing atau something, whether its true atau not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas anda have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask anda to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how anda look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came utama and saw anda naked, playing with youself, atau in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if anda have 50.....we have prolly 4 atau 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if anda come to katil naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where anda are because we worry about anda not because we are controlling...
28.If anda text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill anda text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and anda laugh atau make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if anda are in lingerie....
2.Those cooments that anda gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things anda are offended sejak we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like Anjing holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If anda make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when anda come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch anda strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if anda practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If anda want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining anda might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked foto-foto of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If anda cant cook but anda insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the Makanan we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get anda on bahagian, atas of us w/ atau w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our Friends atau anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us sejak watching an action movie, atau compensation with sexual acts...
C.if anda are bored sejak our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if anda dont instigate something atau tell us to unleash the dog inside anda we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us atau drag us we wont care anda could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what anda want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard anda want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night atau in the morning sejak anda but if anda expect us to stay awake id suggest anda either be on bahagian, atas of us, grooming the dog, atau sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and pancuran, pancuran mandian with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts anda down trying to go down, atau play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest atau your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we angkasa out we are probably fantasizing about anda doign things we want but anda dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We Cinta getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing atau something, whether its true atau not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas anda have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask anda to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how anda look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came utama and saw anda naked, playing with youself, atau in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if anda have 50.....we have prolly 4 atau 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if anda come to katil naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where anda are because we worry about anda not because we are controlling...
28.If anda text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill anda text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and anda laugh atau make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if anda are in lingerie....
