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OK so recently i figured out that when my sister allie gets scared really uber bad she freak'n FLIPS OUT and starts randomly punching and hitting the closest person 2 her hahaha. i learned that the hard way when my cat was trying 2 eat her cerial ...... so this was like sometime last tahun and me and my sister allie had JUST got back from skool, so of course the 1st thing we go 4 is the food. she pours the bowl of cerial and the susu and what not and she sits down at the meja, jadual and the cat desides 2 try 2 eat her cerial. so of coarse allie ain't feel'n that so she throws the cat out the window (its ok she didnt have far 2 fall haha) and then i sit down with my bowl and there the cat is again! trying 2 eat allie's cerial, so i throw her out again not thinking anything of it. then i say "wait! allie? how'd the cat get back n i just threw her out!" and allies like all " um idk the play room door is shut so- ..... oh crap!" and then i get what shes saying and realizes that all though the play room door was shut the living room door was still open and she could have got n through the doggy door. andi was like "allie! hurry, the door!" and we both jumped out of r seats and run 2 the door. we looked 2 see if she was out there and just as soon as we do we see her head coming through the doggy door and we were like "ah! shes coming! shut the door!" and right now we both r just like screaming r heads off and r n a total panic! so we quickly try 2 shut the door, but it wont close and so i look down 2 see the penyapu laying n the door way. i screamed "allie! the broom, the broom! we gotta alih the broom!" so as i pick up the penyapu and throw it out there as fast as i've ever thrown a penyapu out a door, my sister is setting there screaming "ah! shes coming shes coming hurry!" and so i alih out of the doorway real fast and we both shut the door with a loud slam! we barly made it! but my sister allie and i r still screaming from the horror! and allie is like hitting me really hard and slapping my and punching me! so unable 2 defend myself from her crazy kung fu skills! i fall on the floor and we both stop screaming and automaticly start cracking up laughing and allie was laughing so hard that she fell on bahagian, atas of me. we started litteraly rolling on the on the floor laughing. hahaha! and the moral of this story is that when u throw ur phyco cat outof ur house make sher that there is NO WAY they can get back in!
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posted by ITF
sejak Jami Sassone

The man with the metal rod returns today
He summons me in the most painful way
It burns. It stings. It's scorching hot.
I yell, "please stop!" He will not
Why?

To the rack; I brace for the worst
He violates me again; this time's not the first
Back to my cage, to wonder how long
Yearning for jawapan to what I've done wrong?

Nine months later the answer arrives
I now have someone for whom to survive
Three times I've felt love, one being today
Three times, as well, it's been taken away.
Why?

My susu is for you, not him all
You enjoy what anda eat, but remember my calls
When the cheese melts nicely...
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lempeng, penkek can be found in many cultures around the world, although they might not use the same ingredients as pancakes, they are generally similar in taste and texture.

Maple syrup, which goes great with pancakes, is actually a pokok sap, that comes from the maple tree, which is found mostly in the Canadian region.

The French often make a wish while turning the pancake during the cooking process, while holding a coin in the other hand.

The first recipe for lempeng, penkek were listed in the 15th century, in a English cookbook.

The world's largest pancake was cooked in Roch-dale Manchester in the tahun 1994,...
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Note: I can not freaking write ;3;
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Jaime couldn't believe how much the newest team member, the hyperactive teen speedster from the future, had seemed to enjoy being around him. It seemed whenever they were even in the same room together Bart would rush over to start talking to him. He didn't know why his new friend had liked him so much, he liked everybody on the team, but not near as much as him.

It wasn't anything extremely close, but it was close as two guys could get without being gay. That may sound strange, but it's pretty much the only way one...
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posted by sideshowbobbart
1) anda will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) anda will check the Fridge to see if any Makanan has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and anda are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) anda hate it when anda run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when anda are in the middle of a huge argument and realize anda are wrong

8) anda think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 minit after the right moment

9)...
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Abounding times in your life anda will meet mean atau rude people that anda dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This artikel will teach anda all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes atau they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", atau anda can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...
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One hari a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are anda laughing? I just insulted all of anda losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how anda feel anda have to take the time to make fun of us. anda obviously...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All hari long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A tikus survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for Anjing are sold in Tokyo

6. A lumba-lumba, ikan lumba-lumba sleeps with one eye open

7. A buaya can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast Muzik makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs lebih than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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posted by starwarsfangirl
These are just Rawak ways to eat my kegemaran cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with strawberi milk
5. frozen
6. Frozen with milk
7. Frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in Frozen yogurt
11. in Frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with kacang, kacang tanah butter
14. Frozen with kacang, kacang tanah butter
15. Frozen with 7up
16. with kacang, kacang tanah mentega and 7up
17. with ceri, cherry 7up
18. Frozen with ceri, cherry 7up
19. Frozen with kacang, kacang tanah mentega and ceri, cherry 7up
20. sejak itself

If anda try any of these and like it, please write a komen and tell me which one(s) anda tried. :)
Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if anda think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A lemon is lying on the bahagian, atas step, and anda are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. saat later anda land on your ass, and seterusnya anda are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A lemon is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the lemon that was created sejak your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the lemon into her...
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if anda ever, one hari decide to call me that. If anda think I'm insane, run away, because anda are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too anda a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. anda think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two Friends riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a kuda, kuda kecil with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red fox is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when anda sneeze because when anda sneeze, your hati, tengah-tengah stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A siput can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only Haiwan that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders lebih than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical Kuda with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the Muzik store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos atau rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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What if Don got lebih "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A tahun has passed by, and Don is chosen sejak the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef sudah-sudah, hatchet with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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