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posted by flippy_fan210
-when anda ask someone for something and they try to annoy anda because they have it and anda don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give anda work anda have to do at utama and anda have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Friends call saying they'll come over and never tunjuk up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own utama and being controlled sejak your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if anda make one "dirty" atau "wrong" joke

-overprotective parents

-superheros, villains are way cooler, plus, 2 of my kegemaran people are evil, and i enjoyed the fanfics, Kek Cawan and sweet epal, apple massacre, that can make your mind turn into mush

-when your friend comes to your house and says anda have too give them everything they want because they're your guest

-electroshock therapy, i mean, even though most of the people who get it are clinically insane, it's just cruel

-when anda like something and your friend likes the opposite thing and they argue with anda instead of agreeing to disagree

-when your friend pretends to like everything anda like and never disagrees with anda and won't make a decision until you've made your decision so they can agree with you, and pretty much act like they don't have a mind of their own because they think it'll endanger the friendship

-when your friend keeps bugging anda to do something for hours even if their throat gets sore until anda finally agree to do it

-when anda vote for something and someone says something like "that doesn't count, it's not from the same fanon." and you're just thinking "then why is it an option?"

-when someone says something really loud and annoying like when a movie is starting and when anda try to shush them they're like "SHUT UP!"

-when anda tunjuk your friend a video and right when it begins they're like "this is boring, let's watch something else!"

-when someone is watching a video(or a bunch of video in a row) and anda keep saying that they should watch something everyone likes and they keeps saying "one lebih video" atau "no, anda never do that when [i]I[i] tell anda to" and anda hardly ever even watch any videos

-when anda just start something and that's when your parents decide that it's time for bed

-curse words(well, the fact that anda can't say them) i mean, they all just mean normal words like "donkey" atau "butt" i mean, why are they so bad?

-when anda tell someone not to eat your stuff and the seterusnya hari it's gone

-you're utama sick for one day(or more) and everyone says anda talked your way into staying home

-when anda don't even do anything and someone tries as hard as they can to annoy you

-when people make fun of mentally challenged people, atau bully them. i mean, what's the point in it?

-when people say you're weird atau insane because anda have a different taste in music

-when people are mean to old people atau veterans
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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes anda so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told anda to be yourself simply couldn’t have telah diberi anda worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t anda have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let anda mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are anda always this stupid atau are anda making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like anda before – but I had to pay an admission.

If anda took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d Cinta to help anda out…now, which way did anda come in?

Brains aren’t everything....
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall dinding and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 saat and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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I was born on a kacang, kacang tanah plantation 62 saat before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", sejak Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of Chocolate fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, atau eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the hari I was born.
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1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is telah diberi to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask anda any soalan tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick anda out...
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