Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person seterusnya to anda if they know how to tap into top-secret pentagon files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the padam key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever anda hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard sejak reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.
Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why anda have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects.
Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of Bunga in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and Ciuman the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out.
Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of bahagian, atas of the monitor. Remove socks layer sejak layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates anda and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.
Every time anda press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
If anda have long hair, take a typing break, look for perpecahan, berpecah ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as anda leave.
If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around Singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minit & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
Light candles in a bulatan around your terminal before starting.
Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "NO!!! They've found me!" and bolt.
Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until anda see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the angkasa bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her padam key several times, erasing an entire word.
Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before anda turn it on.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minit atau two. Press return atau the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all anda wanted was one line.
Pull out a pencil. Start Penulisan on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.
Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your meja and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type sejak hitting the keys with the straw.
Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say, "Give me that computer atau you'll be feeding my pet buaya for the seterusnya week".
Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on atau around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.
See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hangup before they geta chance to figure out you're a total stranger.
Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person seterusnya to you.
Stare at the person's seterusnya to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as anda go.
Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person seterusnya to grinding. Repeat procedure, making sure anda never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far lebih effective to let them linger.
Start making out with the person at the terminal seterusnya to anda (It helps if anda know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
Try to stick a Nintendo kartrij into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
Two words: Tesla Coil.
Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person seterusnya to anda evilly.
Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minit at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
Use Interactive Send to make passes at people anda don't know.
When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
When anda are on an IBM, and when anda turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling epal, apple face is when anda turn on one of those.
When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that anda can't get the darn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled sejak something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
Yell "DISK FIGHT!!!"
Ask the person seterusnya to anda if they know how to tap into top-secret pentagon files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the padam key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever anda hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard sejak reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.
Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why anda have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects.
Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of Bunga in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and Ciuman the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out.
Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of bahagian, atas of the monitor. Remove socks layer sejak layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates anda and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.
Every time anda press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
If anda have long hair, take a typing break, look for perpecahan, berpecah ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as anda leave.
If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around Singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minit & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
Light candles in a bulatan around your terminal before starting.
Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "NO!!! They've found me!" and bolt.
Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until anda see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the angkasa bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her padam key several times, erasing an entire word.
Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before anda turn it on.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minit atau two. Press return atau the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all anda wanted was one line.
Pull out a pencil. Start Penulisan on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.
Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your meja and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type sejak hitting the keys with the straw.
Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say, "Give me that computer atau you'll be feeding my pet buaya for the seterusnya week".
Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on atau around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.
See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hangup before they geta chance to figure out you're a total stranger.
Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person seterusnya to you.
Stare at the person's seterusnya to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as anda go.
Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person seterusnya to grinding. Repeat procedure, making sure anda never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far lebih effective to let them linger.
Start making out with the person at the terminal seterusnya to anda (It helps if anda know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
Try to stick a Nintendo kartrij into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
Two words: Tesla Coil.
Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person seterusnya to anda evilly.
Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minit at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
Use Interactive Send to make passes at people anda don't know.
When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
When anda are on an IBM, and when anda turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling epal, apple face is when anda turn on one of those.
When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that anda can't get the darn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled sejak something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
Yell "DISK FIGHT!!!"
