Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to alih on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When anda leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe anda embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it. If your professor objects, explain that anda "can't stand sitting in this pigsty any longer." Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.
Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if anda have a question, and mumble your soalan incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a tirade about proper oral hygiene.
Carve a bust of your professor out of cheese. Tie a ribbon around it, and present it to him/her at the beginning of class. Demand extra credit.
Come to class every hari wearing scary Halloween masks. Try to get your professor to guess who anda are. Shoot him/her with a water pistol, scream, and run around the room knocking things over. Say, "Pretty scary, huh?"
Come to class with a jar full of angry hornets. Five minit into class, release the hornets, scream, and run away.
Dispute everything your professor says, no matter how simple. Try to get him/her to "prove" everything to you. Rant and rave about what a big liar your professor is. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, "Stop Penulisan down all these lies!"
Draw hearts and Bunga on the backs of your papers and tests. seterusnya to them, write things like, "You're the best, even though anda suck" and "You're the worst professor in the world, but I still Cinta you."
Every time your professor stutters, do a shot. If he/she objects, explain that drinking games make the class lebih interesting.
Get a monkey, and bring it to class with you. Tell your professor that you've hired the monkey to take notes for you. Sit back and relax during class, letting the monkey scribble on a piece of paper. When it comes time to write a paper atau take a test, write down things like, "I wish I had a banana" and "I miss my tire swing." Assuming anda get a bad grade, angrily api, kebakaran the monkey in front of your professor.
Get the whole class to tunjuk up a few minit early, and throw a surprise party for your professor. Insist that anda can't start class until he/she has a piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive.
Hide somewhere inside the classroom. Wait for your professor to take attendance. Don't come out when he/she calls your name. Halfway through class, jump out and yell, "Just kidding! I'm here! Fooled anda again!" Sit down and be quiet for the rest of class.
If anda have an early morning class, get there before anyone else, and bring a pillow, some blankets, an air mattress, and an alarm clock. Wear your pajamas. Lie down on the air mattress with the bantal and the blankets and act like you're asleep. Have the alarm set for about two minit into class. When it goes off, preferably very loudly, hit the "snooze" button and go back to sleep. Keep doing so for the duration of the class.
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Berlakon Like Mr. Know-It-All" atau "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
Keep "accidentally" setting fires at your desk. Burn notebooks, papers, atau whatever anda have handy. Whenever anda start a fire, no matter how small it is, start yelling, "Fire! Fire!" and run out of the room in a panic. Don't return for the rest of class.
tunjuk up to class about ten minit late. Ride into the room on a bicycle, yell, "Look out!" and crash into the blackboard. Get up, take a seat, and act like nothing happened. Do this every day.
Sit way at the back of the room, up against the wall, to get as far away from your professor as possible. While he/she is lecturing, shout out things like, "What!?" and "Speak up! You're mumbling!" If your professor advises anda to sit closer to the front, tell him/her anda can't because you're scouting the room for "assassins."
Start asking soalan in a fake foreign language. Act like your professor is stupid for not being able to understand you. Get other people in the class to start speaking the fake language too, and have frequent discussions during class. Act like you're really interested in what you're discussing. If your professor tries to interrupt atau stop you, act annoyed and motion for him/her to quiet down.
Tell your professor that you'd like to interview him/her for a Penulisan class. Get him/her to tell anda his/her life story. Act interested, and write down everything he/she says. Fabricate a few romantic interludes and turn your efforts into a trashy romance novel. Make copies for the entire class, and your professor. Demand extra credit.
Wait for your professor to mention a date, and then yell out, "Bingo!" Apologize, and explain that anda got confused.
When anda have to write a paper, get it done early and mail it to your professor's house. From then on, don't hand anything in, and blame it on the sluggishness of the U.S. Postal Service.
When your professor gives anda a syllabus, take it home, correct it, give it a grade, and return it to the professor. Demand extra credit.
bungkus, balut yourself in bandages and come to class in a wheelchair. Throughout class, cry a lot and moan things like, "Why me?" and "Please kill me!" Get up during class, like your going to miraculously start walking. Instead, fall down, cry out in pain, and wait for someone to help anda back up. When class is over say, "I feel better now," leap up, and run home.
Write down everything that your professor says, word for word. Think up a melody, and turn the words into a song. Bring a gitar to class and perform the song for the class. Explain to your professor that he/she is "very inspiring."
Write your professor a note that says, "I'm going to be about 15 minit late. Go ahead and start without me." Wait outside the building until the time when class is supposed to begin. Tie the note to a rock, and throw it through the window.
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it. If your professor objects, explain that anda "can't stand sitting in this pigsty any longer." Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.
Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if anda have a question, and mumble your soalan incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a tirade about proper oral hygiene.
Carve a bust of your professor out of cheese. Tie a ribbon around it, and present it to him/her at the beginning of class. Demand extra credit.
Come to class every hari wearing scary Halloween masks. Try to get your professor to guess who anda are. Shoot him/her with a water pistol, scream, and run around the room knocking things over. Say, "Pretty scary, huh?"
Come to class with a jar full of angry hornets. Five minit into class, release the hornets, scream, and run away.
Dispute everything your professor says, no matter how simple. Try to get him/her to "prove" everything to you. Rant and rave about what a big liar your professor is. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, "Stop Penulisan down all these lies!"
Draw hearts and Bunga on the backs of your papers and tests. seterusnya to them, write things like, "You're the best, even though anda suck" and "You're the worst professor in the world, but I still Cinta you."
Every time your professor stutters, do a shot. If he/she objects, explain that drinking games make the class lebih interesting.
Get a monkey, and bring it to class with you. Tell your professor that you've hired the monkey to take notes for you. Sit back and relax during class, letting the monkey scribble on a piece of paper. When it comes time to write a paper atau take a test, write down things like, "I wish I had a banana" and "I miss my tire swing." Assuming anda get a bad grade, angrily api, kebakaran the monkey in front of your professor.
Get the whole class to tunjuk up a few minit early, and throw a surprise party for your professor. Insist that anda can't start class until he/she has a piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive.
Hide somewhere inside the classroom. Wait for your professor to take attendance. Don't come out when he/she calls your name. Halfway through class, jump out and yell, "Just kidding! I'm here! Fooled anda again!" Sit down and be quiet for the rest of class.
If anda have an early morning class, get there before anyone else, and bring a pillow, some blankets, an air mattress, and an alarm clock. Wear your pajamas. Lie down on the air mattress with the bantal and the blankets and act like you're asleep. Have the alarm set for about two minit into class. When it goes off, preferably very loudly, hit the "snooze" button and go back to sleep. Keep doing so for the duration of the class.
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Berlakon Like Mr. Know-It-All" atau "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
Keep "accidentally" setting fires at your desk. Burn notebooks, papers, atau whatever anda have handy. Whenever anda start a fire, no matter how small it is, start yelling, "Fire! Fire!" and run out of the room in a panic. Don't return for the rest of class.
tunjuk up to class about ten minit late. Ride into the room on a bicycle, yell, "Look out!" and crash into the blackboard. Get up, take a seat, and act like nothing happened. Do this every day.
Sit way at the back of the room, up against the wall, to get as far away from your professor as possible. While he/she is lecturing, shout out things like, "What!?" and "Speak up! You're mumbling!" If your professor advises anda to sit closer to the front, tell him/her anda can't because you're scouting the room for "assassins."
Start asking soalan in a fake foreign language. Act like your professor is stupid for not being able to understand you. Get other people in the class to start speaking the fake language too, and have frequent discussions during class. Act like you're really interested in what you're discussing. If your professor tries to interrupt atau stop you, act annoyed and motion for him/her to quiet down.
Tell your professor that you'd like to interview him/her for a Penulisan class. Get him/her to tell anda his/her life story. Act interested, and write down everything he/she says. Fabricate a few romantic interludes and turn your efforts into a trashy romance novel. Make copies for the entire class, and your professor. Demand extra credit.
Wait for your professor to mention a date, and then yell out, "Bingo!" Apologize, and explain that anda got confused.
When anda have to write a paper, get it done early and mail it to your professor's house. From then on, don't hand anything in, and blame it on the sluggishness of the U.S. Postal Service.
When your professor gives anda a syllabus, take it home, correct it, give it a grade, and return it to the professor. Demand extra credit.
bungkus, balut yourself in bandages and come to class in a wheelchair. Throughout class, cry a lot and moan things like, "Why me?" and "Please kill me!" Get up during class, like your going to miraculously start walking. Instead, fall down, cry out in pain, and wait for someone to help anda back up. When class is over say, "I feel better now," leap up, and run home.
Write down everything that your professor says, word for word. Think up a melody, and turn the words into a song. Bring a gitar to class and perform the song for the class. Explain to your professor that he/she is "very inspiring."
Write your professor a note that says, "I'm going to be about 15 minit late. Go ahead and start without me." Wait outside the building until the time when class is supposed to begin. Tie the note to a rock, and throw it through the window.
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ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that anda have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask soalan to a magic 8 ball and take the jawapan seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when anda find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when anda see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Rawak person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that anda have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask soalan to a magic 8 ball and take the jawapan seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when anda find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when anda see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Rawak person!
raindrops on Ros and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp epal, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp epal, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws Makanan at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid soalan (ex: What do perpustakaan cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a hari when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who anda think she is
*She throws Makanan at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid soalan (ex: What do perpustakaan cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a hari when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who anda think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book sejak its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders atau u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id Cinta to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break anda down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to anda that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating komen-komen about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why anda like what anda do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do anda do it? Do anda have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever anda do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to anda that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating komen-komen about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why anda like what anda do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do anda do it? Do anda have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever anda do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent pisang even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a pisang is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but anda can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a lebih stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are Kelab song)
pisang pisang kambing biri-biri are there Friends
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a pisang is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but anda can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a lebih stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are Kelab song)
pisang pisang kambing biri-biri are there Friends
BANANAS
one hari that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny berkata hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first tarikh ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him utama AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO utama AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE berkata WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE berkata COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton Kandi road like 45 like saat lalu and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like anda like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went utama and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like hari in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't anda wanna mix cotton Kandi and popscicles!
That was like a like better like hari in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't anda wanna mix cotton Kandi and popscicles!
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