Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have anda ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man seterusnya to me!
I puked on the last person who flew seterusnya to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would anda look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
Would anda hold this messy kleenex for me?
Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.
I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.
Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!
Can anda believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?
I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it atau not!
This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary.
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!
If I go unconscious just stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up.
Wanna buy a gerbil?
Boy, that business at Waco was a mess - I got outa there right behind the Savior David!
Ya know, since I moved to West Hollywood my gerbil business has really taken off.
Wow, they could charge for that cavity cari they gave me at the border!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Don Knotts is my kegemaran actor!
I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.
The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic - he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.
Did I tell anda Charles Manson's my uncle?
I collect aluminum foil.
Ya know, these days a man can't hang out with a seven tahun old boy without being ridiculed sejak his peers!
I work in a landfill.
I remember, not too long ago, when a man could work hard clubbing baby seals all hari long and then go utama and have a tall, cold one with a clear conscience.
I have every album the Bee Gees ever recorded!
I work on a Japanese whaling ship.
We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship seterusnya Tuesday - wanna come?
I work for the IRS.
Have anda ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man seterusnya to me!
I puked on the last person who flew seterusnya to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would anda look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
Would anda hold this messy kleenex for me?
Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.
I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.
Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!
Can anda believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?
I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it atau not!
This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary.
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!
If I go unconscious just stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up.
Wanna buy a gerbil?
Boy, that business at Waco was a mess - I got outa there right behind the Savior David!
Ya know, since I moved to West Hollywood my gerbil business has really taken off.
Wow, they could charge for that cavity cari they gave me at the border!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Don Knotts is my kegemaran actor!
I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.
The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic - he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.
Did I tell anda Charles Manson's my uncle?
I collect aluminum foil.
Ya know, these days a man can't hang out with a seven tahun old boy without being ridiculed sejak his peers!
I work in a landfill.
I remember, not too long ago, when a man could work hard clubbing baby seals all hari long and then go utama and have a tall, cold one with a clear conscience.
I have every album the Bee Gees ever recorded!
I work on a Japanese whaling ship.
We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship seterusnya Tuesday - wanna come?
1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man atau YMCA
5. punch someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on bahagian, atas of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and punch all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus atau Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man atau YMCA
5. punch someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on bahagian, atas of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and punch all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus atau Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
1. Walk up to a Rawak person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a Rawak person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person anda are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a Rawak person the same gender as anda and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" atau "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a Rawak man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
2. Walk up to a Rawak person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person anda are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a Rawak person the same gender as anda and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" atau "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a Rawak man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."