While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he atau she yells at you. Then ask if anda got the job.
Stick a piece of brokoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he atau she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s meja in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
Demand that if hired anda want meja plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
As anda follow your interviewer to his atau her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
tunjuk up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.
Bathroom excuse #1: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, as anda walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, "DARN!"
Bathroom excuse #2: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.
Ask for a company Porsche.
komen on how much anda like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.
Some time during the interview slip some chiclets in your mouth, then sneeze as loud as anda can launching entire contents in your mouth in his atau her face, cover your mouth and say, "I sink I loth sejak theeth."
As anda reach inside your beg bimbit pull out a sock puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.
During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewer’s face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that anda get hired atau anda won’t give back their nose.
Chew tobacco, spit in pencil holder.
Announce that anda are committing a hostile take over of the company, api, kebakaran your interviewer.
At the end of the interview end it with a three stooges eye jab followed sejak a perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan to the forehead finish it off with a, "woo-woo-woo-woooooo....!"
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he atau she yells at you. Then ask if anda got the job.
Stick a piece of brokoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he atau she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s meja in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
Demand that if hired anda want meja plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
As anda follow your interviewer to his atau her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
tunjuk up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.
Bathroom excuse #1: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, as anda walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, "DARN!"
Bathroom excuse #2: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.
Ask for a company Porsche.
komen on how much anda like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.
Some time during the interview slip some chiclets in your mouth, then sneeze as loud as anda can launching entire contents in your mouth in his atau her face, cover your mouth and say, "I sink I loth sejak theeth."
As anda reach inside your beg bimbit pull out a sock puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.
During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewer’s face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that anda get hired atau anda won’t give back their nose.
Chew tobacco, spit in pencil holder.
Announce that anda are committing a hostile take over of the company, api, kebakaran your interviewer.
At the end of the interview end it with a three stooges eye jab followed sejak a perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan to the forehead finish it off with a, "woo-woo-woo-woooooo....!"
1- beat your sister below.
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room dinding with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish seterusnya to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait lebih I'll write more
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room dinding with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish seterusnya to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait lebih I'll write more
A wife arrived utama and found her husband in katil with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! anda aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set api, kebakaran to the shed. anda do whatever anda have to do!"
