There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach anda exactly how to survive a horror movie.
Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”
If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to alih house.
If your friend gets bitten sejak a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better selamat, peti deposit keselamatan than sorry.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If something licks your hand in the darkness, it’s not your dog. Your dog is dead.
Stay away from places like Amityville, Haddonfield, Camp Crystal Lake, Elm jalan and the entire state of Maine.
If you’re running around completely naked, anda might as well just murder yourself.
Don’t be black. For some reason, in horror movies, black people are usually the first to die.
If anda are annoying atau a wise-ass, anda will die before the black guy.
If anda are a hot blond girl with big boobs, anda will die before the annoying guy and the black guy.
If anda open the door and there is a man standing there, holding an axe, he didn’t come to chop firewood.
Never go to the toilet alone. If needs be, poop your pants. It’s much safer.
If anda see a clown, RUN. That clown isn’t hanging around to make anda some balloon animals!
Leave slow atau clumsy Friends behind. Every man for himself. Somebody’s got to live to tell the story.
Don’t perpecahan, berpecah up and look for clues. Everything anda learned from Scooby-Doo is wrong.
anda know that creepy clown statue upstairs that is freaking anda out? Well it’s not a statue.
Never say “I’ll be right back” because anda won’t be right back.
When you’re walking around a spooky old house, at least try turning the lights on!
If you’re running from the killer, you’re going to trip and fall down at least twice. lebih if you’re a girl.
If anda trip and fall, don’t lay there with the “Ow it hurts” face. Get up and continue running!
If the killer is chasing you, anda don’t have to run fast. Just faster than your friends.
No matter how fast anda run, the killer will always be right behind atau in front of you, despite the fact that he is shuffling along at a slower and lebih dramatic pace.
On a stormy night, anda will find an open window that anda were sure was locked. It didn’t magically unlock itself!
Whatever anda do, remember that the killer will never forget what anda did last Summer.
If you’re pointing a gun at the killer, don’t say “If anda alih I’ll shoot! I’m serious!” Just shoot him already!
Just lay down on the floor and pretend to be dead. Hey, it works for bears… doesn’t it?
Never back out of one room into another without looking. It’s always behind you.
If anda see something moving, hit it with a baseball bat… even if it turns out to be your friend. hayun, swing first, say sorry later.
Listen to the Nasihat of all the people in the movie theater who are yelling at the screen!
Don’t trot round the house shouting, “Hey! is anybody there?” Of course there’s somebody there, dummy!
Never take a shower. Killers Cinta showers. Anyway, sweaty people are slippery and harder to catch.
If you’re a girl, get a boyfriend. He’ll be horribly murdered in front of you, but at least you’ll live.
If anda hear weird noises, don’t go to investigate. You’re not Dora the Explorer.
Stay out of the library. It’s one of the worst places to hide. Seriously, it’s like a labyrinth of getting murdered. Do anda realize how easy it is for a killer to hide behind a bookcase?
If you’ve beaten the killer into a bloody pulp and you’re sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up atau otherwise destroy him.
If somebody claims that there’s nothing wrong, something is horribly, horribly wrong.
If you’re asked to babysit during a storm, on Halloween, on Friday the 13th atau during a full moon, just say “Sorry, no can do”.
Don’t pick up hitchhikers and don’t hitchhike. If anda do both, then the worst case scenario is: anda could end up picking yourself up and murdering yourself.
If one of your Friends is injured, leave them behind. Even if it’s just a skinned knee. That qualifies as an injury. Leave them.
If anda friend gets shot, don’t, under any circumstances, do CPR. This will only make them die faster!
Always have your keys at the ready. anda don’t want to be fumbling in your bag going “Oh where are they I’m sure I have them here somewhere”, while the killer closes in.
Drips are never good. If anda hear a dripping sound, it’s blood. Likewise, if anda hear a clang, it’s a meat cleaver and if anda hear a thunk, it’s a severed head.
If there is a scary legend, believe it. It’s real. It doesn’t matter of the legend says the killer has an bawang for a head atau a menanggung, bear trap for a mouth. It’s real and he’s coming for anda tonight.
If someone says “It’s just the wind, guys. Everything’s fine. Stop overreacting”, anda should reply “Yeah well I hope I won’t overreact when you’re dead and stuffed beneath the floorboards”.
Avoid screaming, crying, whispering, panting, wheezing atau breathing heavily when you’re trying to hide. Killers are not deaf.
Never bend down to spit out your toothpaste. When anda come back up, there’ll be someone standing behind anda in the mirror.
Don’t go to places with weird names like Terror Lake, Hell Hollow, Devil’s Den, Screamerville, Skull Valley, Dead Man’s Crossing, Spook Hill, Ghost Creek, Bloody Springs atau Slaughter Beach.
Never go downstairs to check out a weird noise. Especially not in your underwear.
If your Friends go to check out a strange noise and don’t return, don’t go looking for them. Just make new friends.
If your son starts telling anda “I see dead people”, put him up for adoption!
If you’re babysitting a kid and they tell anda they saw someone scary at the window, tell them to stand at the window and wave while anda go hide.
If your running from zombies and your friend trips, don’t worry. Leave them and say “I’ll see anda again when you’re a zombie”
DO NOT hide where anda obviously could be SEEN… like BEHIND a LAMP! *idiot*
This is the 21st Century. anda have a cell phone. Why does nobody in horror Filem call 911?
If you’re black, stay away from white people. They’re too curious – always checking out noises and getting killed.
Have a fat friend. They will come in useful. If anda run into the killer, anda can use them as a human shield.
When anda hear the Muzik change to “ch, ch, ch, ch…ah, ah, ah, ah”, you’re as good as dead.
If anda and your Friends are running from the killer, trip up your friends. anda can always make new friends, but there’s only one you.
If anda are babysitting and the phone rings, don’t answer it. Just go utama and let the kids fend for themselves.
Always check the back kerusi, tempat duduk of the car. 9 out of 10 times, the killer will be crouched there going “Aw dude anda caught me!”
If anda come to a deserted town, it’s probably been deserted for a good reason. Take the hint and stay away.
If you’re not sure who’s the killer and who’s an innocent person, shoot them all and let God sort them out.
If anda see something mutating, don’t stand there with your “OMFG” face and wait for it to finish mutating. Kill it with api, kebakaran and get the hell outta there.
I’m a leader not a follower… but if we’re going into a haunted house… you’re going first.
If some idiot in the group says “Let’s perpecahan, berpecah up”, tell him “OK anda go that way, the rest of us will go this way”
Never under any circumstances run upstairs if anda are being chased. Once anda get upstairs, there’s nowhere left to go.
If you’re hiding from the killer, put your phone on silent.
make sure the killer is dead. if the killer isn’t dead they will just keep coming back like team rocket.
OK under the katil is not a real hiding spot. What self-respecting killer WOULDN’T check under the bed.
If your BestFriendForever trips and falls and screams “Don’t leave me!”, change their friendship status to BestFriendForNever.
If anda find your friend stabbed 78 times and lying in a pool of blood, dont go “OMG what happened?” anda KNOW what happened.
The killer never dies the first time. Wait until he gets up, then kill him again.
when anda find your friend stabbed 78 times dont comfort her. Run! She’s gonna die anyway.
When you’re driving at night and anda hit someone, don’t stop to see if they’re OK.
Hide in the fridge. Killers don’t get hungry and stop for munchies during a murder spree.
Never look behind anda while running away. When anda look back, the killer will be standing in front of you.
Make sure your car has a full tank of gas and your cell phone is fully charged.
Whenever a puppet atau doll turns to anda and says “Let’s play”, it doesn’t REALLY want to play.
If anda knock on the door of a creepy old house and it opens sejak itself, don’t go inside.
If objects in your house become possessed and start attacking you, don’t run into the kitchen. That’s where the knives are.
If anda hear a little girl Singing a nursery rhyme, say “Feet don’t fail me now!” and start running.
Don’t stop at a gas station and ask the creepy old man for directions. He’s not going to help you.
After anda shoot the killer, don’t drop your gun.
If someone hands anda a videotape and says “If anda watch this anda will die in 7 days”, don’t break out the popcorn.
If anda see something weird, tell someone. Don’t just go “Oh, I must be imagining things.”
There is a killer in town and the police have asked us to give anda the following safety tips. Stay in well-lit areas, do not travel alone whenever possible, always wipe front to back.
Never get into a car. It will either not start, break down, run out of gas atau anda will lose the keys. Either way, the killer will be hiding in the back seat.
If a policeman arrives, don’t get your hopes up. He will be killed just before he reaches you.
Find a good hiding place and STAY THERE. If the killer can’t see atau hear you, WHY WOULD anda MOVE?
If anda are buying a house and the real estate agent is all like “well, yeah, full disclosure – there were some murders that happened here”, buy a different house.
If anda hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate. The killer is there. Also your dog is dead.
Never attempt to pull off the killer’s mask. anda won’t like what anda see.
Never assume the killer is dead. Shoot him, stab him, chop off his arms, legs and head, then burn the pieces and put them out with holy water. If possible, rocket his charred remains into space. Even then, he probably won’t be dead.
If anda have any history of mental illness, anda will discover at the end of the movie that anda were the killer all along.
If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. alih very very far away. Because there’s blood on your walls. Blood! On your walls! Your walls are bleeding!
Never Ciuman your boyfriend atau girlfriend. Smooching couples are a magnet for deranged serial killers.
Never yell things like “It’s over now” atau “We made it”. That guarantees that it’s not over and anda won’t make it.
If anda spot a weird dude in your garden holding a chainsaw, he is not there to trim your hedges.
Don’t get drunk atau do drugs. Escaping from a killer is much harder when you’re stumbling around and Singing to yourself.
If you’re going on vacation, Google the name of the area. If the first five cari results are news stories about Missing Persons, take a holiday somewhere else.
Don’t go outside just because anda hear a noise. That’s like coming out and saying “Here I am! I’m ready to be murdered now!”
Protect yourself. Find a weapon. Gun, knife, chainsaw = weapons. Umbrella, mop, lamp = not weapons.
Don’t drink alcohol atau do drugs. Killers in horror Filem have an extra-special hatred of drunk atau stoned teenagers.
If your Dad goes insane and starts hacking down your bedroom door with an axe, don’t try to reason with him. Jump out the window.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If anda hear a scary noise and find out that it’s just the cat, the seterusnya scary noise anda hear won’t be just the cat.
If one of your arms atau legs gets chopped off, don’t let it get anda down. Later on, anda may be able to replace it with a chainsaw atau machine gun.
Don’t sacrifice yourself to save someone else. Usually the person anda saved will die anyway.
If anda see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s just one of your Friends playing a prank on you.
If your parents murdered a serial killer years ago, the killer will return to murder you. Strangely, he will leave your parents alone.
If your girlfriend is a hot cheerleader, dump her for the weird chick that nobody likes. Weird chicks never get killed, cheerleaders always die.
A good strategy is to say “No! Kill me instead!” That way, the killer will leave anda alone and murder everbody else. Reverse psychology.
Don’t make Friends with rednecks atau hillbillies unless anda want to be down on all fours, squealing like a pig.
Never make a plan, because your plan will take into account everything that could possibly happen, except for the one thing that actually happens.
If anda throw away a doll and come utama to find it waiting for you, immediately leave the country. There is no other way to get rid of it.
If the calls are coming from inside the house, get outside the house.
When anda find a strange weapon, immediately grab it. Later on, this will be the only weapon capable of killing the monster.
If anda are shooting at a monster with a big gun and it has no effect, don’t take out a smaller gun and start shooting.
If a girl with long black hair starts crawling out of your TV, hit the OFF button on the remote before she gets all the way out.
If you’re being chased sejak a killer and anda meet one of your Friends and they ask “what’s wrong?”, don’t stop to explain. Just shout “Cantstoptotalkkillerchasingmeseeyoulater” as anda pass by.
If all else fails, make Friends with the villain and help him kill everyone else. If anda can’t beat ‘em, sertai ‘em.
A senarai sejak Scary For Kids. Link here:
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Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”
If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to alih house.
If your friend gets bitten sejak a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better selamat, peti deposit keselamatan than sorry.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If something licks your hand in the darkness, it’s not your dog. Your dog is dead.
Stay away from places like Amityville, Haddonfield, Camp Crystal Lake, Elm jalan and the entire state of Maine.
If you’re running around completely naked, anda might as well just murder yourself.
Don’t be black. For some reason, in horror movies, black people are usually the first to die.
If anda are annoying atau a wise-ass, anda will die before the black guy.
If anda are a hot blond girl with big boobs, anda will die before the annoying guy and the black guy.
If anda open the door and there is a man standing there, holding an axe, he didn’t come to chop firewood.
Never go to the toilet alone. If needs be, poop your pants. It’s much safer.
If anda see a clown, RUN. That clown isn’t hanging around to make anda some balloon animals!
Leave slow atau clumsy Friends behind. Every man for himself. Somebody’s got to live to tell the story.
Don’t perpecahan, berpecah up and look for clues. Everything anda learned from Scooby-Doo is wrong.
anda know that creepy clown statue upstairs that is freaking anda out? Well it’s not a statue.
Never say “I’ll be right back” because anda won’t be right back.
When you’re walking around a spooky old house, at least try turning the lights on!
If you’re running from the killer, you’re going to trip and fall down at least twice. lebih if you’re a girl.
If anda trip and fall, don’t lay there with the “Ow it hurts” face. Get up and continue running!
If the killer is chasing you, anda don’t have to run fast. Just faster than your friends.
No matter how fast anda run, the killer will always be right behind atau in front of you, despite the fact that he is shuffling along at a slower and lebih dramatic pace.
On a stormy night, anda will find an open window that anda were sure was locked. It didn’t magically unlock itself!
Whatever anda do, remember that the killer will never forget what anda did last Summer.
If you’re pointing a gun at the killer, don’t say “If anda alih I’ll shoot! I’m serious!” Just shoot him already!
Just lay down on the floor and pretend to be dead. Hey, it works for bears… doesn’t it?
Never back out of one room into another without looking. It’s always behind you.
If anda see something moving, hit it with a baseball bat… even if it turns out to be your friend. hayun, swing first, say sorry later.
Listen to the Nasihat of all the people in the movie theater who are yelling at the screen!
Don’t trot round the house shouting, “Hey! is anybody there?” Of course there’s somebody there, dummy!
Never take a shower. Killers Cinta showers. Anyway, sweaty people are slippery and harder to catch.
If you’re a girl, get a boyfriend. He’ll be horribly murdered in front of you, but at least you’ll live.
If anda hear weird noises, don’t go to investigate. You’re not Dora the Explorer.
Stay out of the library. It’s one of the worst places to hide. Seriously, it’s like a labyrinth of getting murdered. Do anda realize how easy it is for a killer to hide behind a bookcase?
If you’ve beaten the killer into a bloody pulp and you’re sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up atau otherwise destroy him.
If somebody claims that there’s nothing wrong, something is horribly, horribly wrong.
If you’re asked to babysit during a storm, on Halloween, on Friday the 13th atau during a full moon, just say “Sorry, no can do”.
Don’t pick up hitchhikers and don’t hitchhike. If anda do both, then the worst case scenario is: anda could end up picking yourself up and murdering yourself.
If one of your Friends is injured, leave them behind. Even if it’s just a skinned knee. That qualifies as an injury. Leave them.
If anda friend gets shot, don’t, under any circumstances, do CPR. This will only make them die faster!
Always have your keys at the ready. anda don’t want to be fumbling in your bag going “Oh where are they I’m sure I have them here somewhere”, while the killer closes in.
Drips are never good. If anda hear a dripping sound, it’s blood. Likewise, if anda hear a clang, it’s a meat cleaver and if anda hear a thunk, it’s a severed head.
If there is a scary legend, believe it. It’s real. It doesn’t matter of the legend says the killer has an bawang for a head atau a menanggung, bear trap for a mouth. It’s real and he’s coming for anda tonight.
If someone says “It’s just the wind, guys. Everything’s fine. Stop overreacting”, anda should reply “Yeah well I hope I won’t overreact when you’re dead and stuffed beneath the floorboards”.
Avoid screaming, crying, whispering, panting, wheezing atau breathing heavily when you’re trying to hide. Killers are not deaf.
Never bend down to spit out your toothpaste. When anda come back up, there’ll be someone standing behind anda in the mirror.
Don’t go to places with weird names like Terror Lake, Hell Hollow, Devil’s Den, Screamerville, Skull Valley, Dead Man’s Crossing, Spook Hill, Ghost Creek, Bloody Springs atau Slaughter Beach.
Never go downstairs to check out a weird noise. Especially not in your underwear.
If your Friends go to check out a strange noise and don’t return, don’t go looking for them. Just make new friends.
If your son starts telling anda “I see dead people”, put him up for adoption!
If you’re babysitting a kid and they tell anda they saw someone scary at the window, tell them to stand at the window and wave while anda go hide.
If your running from zombies and your friend trips, don’t worry. Leave them and say “I’ll see anda again when you’re a zombie”
DO NOT hide where anda obviously could be SEEN… like BEHIND a LAMP! *idiot*
This is the 21st Century. anda have a cell phone. Why does nobody in horror Filem call 911?
If you’re black, stay away from white people. They’re too curious – always checking out noises and getting killed.
Have a fat friend. They will come in useful. If anda run into the killer, anda can use them as a human shield.
When anda hear the Muzik change to “ch, ch, ch, ch…ah, ah, ah, ah”, you’re as good as dead.
If anda and your Friends are running from the killer, trip up your friends. anda can always make new friends, but there’s only one you.
If anda are babysitting and the phone rings, don’t answer it. Just go utama and let the kids fend for themselves.
Always check the back kerusi, tempat duduk of the car. 9 out of 10 times, the killer will be crouched there going “Aw dude anda caught me!”
If anda come to a deserted town, it’s probably been deserted for a good reason. Take the hint and stay away.
If you’re not sure who’s the killer and who’s an innocent person, shoot them all and let God sort them out.
If anda see something mutating, don’t stand there with your “OMFG” face and wait for it to finish mutating. Kill it with api, kebakaran and get the hell outta there.
I’m a leader not a follower… but if we’re going into a haunted house… you’re going first.
If some idiot in the group says “Let’s perpecahan, berpecah up”, tell him “OK anda go that way, the rest of us will go this way”
Never under any circumstances run upstairs if anda are being chased. Once anda get upstairs, there’s nowhere left to go.
If you’re hiding from the killer, put your phone on silent.
make sure the killer is dead. if the killer isn’t dead they will just keep coming back like team rocket.
OK under the katil is not a real hiding spot. What self-respecting killer WOULDN’T check under the bed.
If your BestFriendForever trips and falls and screams “Don’t leave me!”, change their friendship status to BestFriendForNever.
If anda find your friend stabbed 78 times and lying in a pool of blood, dont go “OMG what happened?” anda KNOW what happened.
The killer never dies the first time. Wait until he gets up, then kill him again.
when anda find your friend stabbed 78 times dont comfort her. Run! She’s gonna die anyway.
When you’re driving at night and anda hit someone, don’t stop to see if they’re OK.
Hide in the fridge. Killers don’t get hungry and stop for munchies during a murder spree.
Never look behind anda while running away. When anda look back, the killer will be standing in front of you.
Make sure your car has a full tank of gas and your cell phone is fully charged.
Whenever a puppet atau doll turns to anda and says “Let’s play”, it doesn’t REALLY want to play.
If anda knock on the door of a creepy old house and it opens sejak itself, don’t go inside.
If objects in your house become possessed and start attacking you, don’t run into the kitchen. That’s where the knives are.
If anda hear a little girl Singing a nursery rhyme, say “Feet don’t fail me now!” and start running.
Don’t stop at a gas station and ask the creepy old man for directions. He’s not going to help you.
After anda shoot the killer, don’t drop your gun.
If someone hands anda a videotape and says “If anda watch this anda will die in 7 days”, don’t break out the popcorn.
If anda see something weird, tell someone. Don’t just go “Oh, I must be imagining things.”
There is a killer in town and the police have asked us to give anda the following safety tips. Stay in well-lit areas, do not travel alone whenever possible, always wipe front to back.
Never get into a car. It will either not start, break down, run out of gas atau anda will lose the keys. Either way, the killer will be hiding in the back seat.
If a policeman arrives, don’t get your hopes up. He will be killed just before he reaches you.
Find a good hiding place and STAY THERE. If the killer can’t see atau hear you, WHY WOULD anda MOVE?
If anda are buying a house and the real estate agent is all like “well, yeah, full disclosure – there were some murders that happened here”, buy a different house.
If anda hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate. The killer is there. Also your dog is dead.
Never attempt to pull off the killer’s mask. anda won’t like what anda see.
Never assume the killer is dead. Shoot him, stab him, chop off his arms, legs and head, then burn the pieces and put them out with holy water. If possible, rocket his charred remains into space. Even then, he probably won’t be dead.
If anda have any history of mental illness, anda will discover at the end of the movie that anda were the killer all along.
If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. alih very very far away. Because there’s blood on your walls. Blood! On your walls! Your walls are bleeding!
Never Ciuman your boyfriend atau girlfriend. Smooching couples are a magnet for deranged serial killers.
Never yell things like “It’s over now” atau “We made it”. That guarantees that it’s not over and anda won’t make it.
If anda spot a weird dude in your garden holding a chainsaw, he is not there to trim your hedges.
Don’t get drunk atau do drugs. Escaping from a killer is much harder when you’re stumbling around and Singing to yourself.
If you’re going on vacation, Google the name of the area. If the first five cari results are news stories about Missing Persons, take a holiday somewhere else.
Don’t go outside just because anda hear a noise. That’s like coming out and saying “Here I am! I’m ready to be murdered now!”
Protect yourself. Find a weapon. Gun, knife, chainsaw = weapons. Umbrella, mop, lamp = not weapons.
Don’t drink alcohol atau do drugs. Killers in horror Filem have an extra-special hatred of drunk atau stoned teenagers.
If your Dad goes insane and starts hacking down your bedroom door with an axe, don’t try to reason with him. Jump out the window.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If anda hear a scary noise and find out that it’s just the cat, the seterusnya scary noise anda hear won’t be just the cat.
If one of your arms atau legs gets chopped off, don’t let it get anda down. Later on, anda may be able to replace it with a chainsaw atau machine gun.
Don’t sacrifice yourself to save someone else. Usually the person anda saved will die anyway.
If anda see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s just one of your Friends playing a prank on you.
If your parents murdered a serial killer years ago, the killer will return to murder you. Strangely, he will leave your parents alone.
If your girlfriend is a hot cheerleader, dump her for the weird chick that nobody likes. Weird chicks never get killed, cheerleaders always die.
A good strategy is to say “No! Kill me instead!” That way, the killer will leave anda alone and murder everbody else. Reverse psychology.
Don’t make Friends with rednecks atau hillbillies unless anda want to be down on all fours, squealing like a pig.
Never make a plan, because your plan will take into account everything that could possibly happen, except for the one thing that actually happens.
If anda throw away a doll and come utama to find it waiting for you, immediately leave the country. There is no other way to get rid of it.
If the calls are coming from inside the house, get outside the house.
When anda find a strange weapon, immediately grab it. Later on, this will be the only weapon capable of killing the monster.
If anda are shooting at a monster with a big gun and it has no effect, don’t take out a smaller gun and start shooting.
If a girl with long black hair starts crawling out of your TV, hit the OFF button on the remote before she gets all the way out.
If you’re being chased sejak a killer and anda meet one of your Friends and they ask “what’s wrong?”, don’t stop to explain. Just shout “Cantstoptotalkkillerchasingmeseeyoulater” as anda pass by.
If all else fails, make Friends with the villain and help him kill everyone else. If anda can’t beat ‘em, sertai ‘em.
A senarai sejak Scary For Kids. Link here:
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