Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed sejak anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me sejak people who actually believe that if anda send them on, then that poor 6 tahun old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do anda honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give anda and everyone anda send "his" e-mel to $1000? How stupid are you?
Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid sejak every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.
So basically, this message is a big FUCK anda to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started sejak Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country sejak midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the tahun 2000, it'll be in the guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
Fuck them.
If you're going to ke hadapan something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.
tunjuk a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to sejak sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
The point being? If anda get some chain letter that's threatening to leave anda shagless atau luckless for the rest of your life, padam it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off sejak making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead gajah for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if anda ke hadapan this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? Now ke hadapan this to everyone anda know otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid sejak every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.
So basically, this message is a big FUCK anda to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started sejak Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country sejak midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the tahun 2000, it'll be in the guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
Fuck them.
If you're going to ke hadapan something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.
tunjuk a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to sejak sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
The point being? If anda get some chain letter that's threatening to leave anda shagless atau luckless for the rest of your life, padam it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off sejak making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead gajah for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if anda ke hadapan this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? Now ke hadapan this to everyone anda know otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
