Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth atau I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for anda to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got lebih chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
Don't ya call me pudgy, portly atau stout
Just now tell me once again, who's fat?
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one lebih pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code
When you're only havin' seconds
I'm havin' twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell anda once again, who's fat
If anda see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell anda that I'm hungry
Then won't anda feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know, anda know, anda know, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And anda know all sejak myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell anda once again
anda know I'm huge, I'm fat, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again, who's fat
Just watch your mouth atau I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for anda to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got lebih chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
Don't ya call me pudgy, portly atau stout
Just now tell me once again, who's fat?
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one lebih pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code
When you're only havin' seconds
I'm havin' twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell anda once again, who's fat
If anda see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell anda that I'm hungry
Then won't anda feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know, anda know, anda know, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And anda know all sejak myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell anda once again
anda know I'm huge, I'm fat, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again, who's fat
Milk With Cookies...
Oh, anda better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of labu pie.
Too bad anda finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, anda needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
anda ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows anda are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, anda better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
Eve's drawing
Justin
Selena
Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh thyme of Brumble haz cume.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh thyme of Brumble haz cume.
In the weekend’s least shocking development, Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry locked lips. Crazy, right?! (And sejak crazy, I mean not crazy at all.)
Cyrus was Singing the Bangerz ballad “Adore You” at an L.A. konsert when she climbed off the stage and summoned Perry, who was in the front row, to come lean in for a quick peck. Cyrus then backed up and squealed like she was surprised sejak her own mischief, which, okay, was pretty adorable. And the whole thing was caught on video, because of course it was. But really, did everyone forget that Perry’s first hit was called “I Kissed a Girl“?
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Perry telah diposkan an after-shot of the Ciuman on her Twitter with the caption, “I adore anda @MileyCyrus.” No regrets, just love.
Cyrus was Singing the Bangerz ballad “Adore You” at an L.A. konsert when she climbed off the stage and summoned Perry, who was in the front row, to come lean in for a quick peck. Cyrus then backed up and squealed like she was surprised sejak her own mischief, which, okay, was pretty adorable. And the whole thing was caught on video, because of course it was. But really, did everyone forget that Perry’s first hit was called “I Kissed a Girl“?
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Perry telah diposkan an after-shot of the Ciuman on her Twitter with the caption, “I adore anda @MileyCyrus.” No regrets, just love.
