1. “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go utama and change”
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted sejak aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late anda are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me ke hadapan to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents Lost the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell anda why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could anda please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask anda again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school berkata 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find anda a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I tunjuk up on time."
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted sejak aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late anda are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me ke hadapan to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents Lost the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell anda why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could anda please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask anda again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school berkata 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find anda a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I tunjuk up on time."
1. Ruin there kegemaran dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sup and prank him.
8. Ciuman her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up sejak me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sup and prank him.
8. Ciuman her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up sejak me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", sejak Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", sejak Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", sejak Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", sejak ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", sejak Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", sejak Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", sejak Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", sejak Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", sejak Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", sejak Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", sejak The Runaways
12. "Mother, sejak Danzig
13. "Voodoo", sejak Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", sejak Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", sejak Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", sejak Autograph
17. "I Cinta anda Period", sejak Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", sejak Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", sejak Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", sejak Kansas
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
anda never lived in the streets though anda wish anda had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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If anda need help atau another example for a better understanding, let me know.