Do anda work at Subway? Because anda just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do anda want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang anda on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but anda can expect lebih than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
hei babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't anda like pizza?
Do anda work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw anda checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
hei baby, I think anda just made my two sejak four into a four sejak eight.
I'll give anda a nickel if anda tickle my pickle.
anda are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
What's the speed of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 anda have to turn around!
I'm an astronaut and my seterusnya mission is to explore Uranus.
If I had AIDS, would anda have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do anda give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Miss, If you've Lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made anda come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do anda wanna come to the Marines, atau would your rather have a Marine come into you?
There are 265 Bones in the human body. How would anda like one more?
Why don't anda come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
hei baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Do anda take Visa?
How do anda like your eggs? Poached, scrambled atau fertilized?
anda smell... We should go take a pancuran, pancuran mandian together.
Would anda like a hotdog to go with those buns?
Are anda a virgin? [No] Prove it!
anda bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
I don't know what anda think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some puisi in motion?
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an jam fast!
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" anda do down.
Would anda like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
Do anda believe in free love? [No] Then how much do anda cost?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Hi, I'm gay. Do anda think anda can convert me?
If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add lebih lubricants.
[Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"
What are anda doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Will anda be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!
What is a nice girl like anda doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!