Rawak Article: Funny situations between girls and boys

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posted by t_direction

BOY : I can't leave anda ...
GIRL : Do anda Cinta me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did anda miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were anda away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw anda Ciuman last night?
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say anda Cinta me! Say anda Cinta me!
BOY : anda Cinta me ...

GIRL : If we become engaged will anda give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Do anda remember when anda proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an jam ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest jam of my life ...

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't anda ever want to improve??

BOY : I Cinta anda and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

GIRL1: Have anda ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a tarikh once? atau was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

BOY : Will anda come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!

BOY : Do anda think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck

deathding, jessy_an and 5 others like this

a11-swift so funny

jessy_an Lol XD

gwendiamond LOL!

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Shot Through The hati, tengah-tengah ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Shot through the hati, tengah-tengah
It's all part of the game that we call love

Would anda be content to see me crying
After all those little games anda put me through
After all I've done for anda you're lying
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're gonna take a fall
I gave anda everything
Now here's the curtain call

Am I’m
Shot through the hati, tengah-tengah as I lay there alone
In the dark through the heart
It's all part of the game that we call love

Now you've come back here to say you're sorry, ha
I don't know who you're talking to
It could be the man I used to be, girl
I've grown up and now I'm...

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Runaway ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

On the jalan where anda live
Girls talk about their social lives
They're made of lipstick, plastic and paint
A touch of sable in their eyes

(All your life)
All your life all you’ve asked is
When’s your Daddy gonna talk to you
But anda were living in another world
Trying to get a message through

No one heard a single word anda said
They should have seen it in your eyes
What was going around your head

Ooh, she's a little runaway
Daddy's girl learned fast
All those things he couldn't say
Ooh, she's a little runaway

A different line every night
Guaranteed to blow your mind
I see anda out on the streets
Call me for...

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Crank It Up ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Oh)
Oh
(Crank it up, oh)
I like that, ah
(Oh)
Yeah

Th-th-this beat is hypnotic
I wanna ride like a shofa
Sound of sonic’s
Controlling me just like a robot
I go bionic so D-D-DJ put it on
I’m losing logic and cruising deeper in the zone

(It’s so cinematic
Charismatic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)

Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin...

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Erase And Rewind ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak anda out
But I
I think I might of berkata too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of berkata it’s anda and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...

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How Do anda Cinta Someone ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Momma never taught me how to love
Daddy never taught me how to feel
Momma never taught me how to touch
Daddy never showed me how to heal

Momma never set a good example
Daddy never held momma’s hand
Momma found everything hard to handle
Daddy never stood up like a man

I’ve walked around broken, emotionally frozen
Getting it on, getting it wrong

How do anda Cinta someone without getting hurt
How do anda Cinta someone without crawling in the dirt
So far in my life clouds have blocked the sun
How do anda love, how do anda Cinta someone
How do anda love, how do anda Cinta someone

I was always the chosen child
The biggest...

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It's Alright, It's Okay ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

anda told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t anda bother what I do
No matter what anda say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your Cinta was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...

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Suddenly ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Suddenly I, am in front of the lights
Everything, I’m feeling
Scary and beautiful at the same time
And every day, I try just to breathe
I want to tunjuk the whole world
The truth inside of me
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink of an eye
My dreams begin to rain
Suddenly time, it feels like the wind
It changes everywhere I go
I’m just trying to fit in
Now here I stand
And I’m still just that girl
I’m following my heart
In this amazing crazy world
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy anda are
You’re a talented kind of boy anda are
And that’s just the kind of boy anda are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Muzik plays
Headstrong, can anda feel the beat
Melt down, can anda feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can anda feel the beat
Melt down, can anda feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

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Intro ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He berkata you’re amazing
She berkata then why anda waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
tunjuk me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
tunjuk me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Muzik plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you

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My very own Death Note - Friday parody!

posted by BeastBoyCahill

*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an epal, apple to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit sejak a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking ke hadapan to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking ke hadapan to my new world
Writing names, Penulisan names, YEAH!
Writing...

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Veronicas: All About Us Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause anda know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause anda know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In anda I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...

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The first chapter of my first story: Kiely's new secret (please be nice...)

posted by melcu

chapter 1 discovery

"what should we do today Teki?" Kiely asked her tiny dog. Knowing that the dog couldn't posibly respond in any other way than wagging her tail atau bark and that is exactly what the dog did.
Kiely sat seterusnya to her chihuahua and ran her hand down her back feeling her soft black and brown fur."your a good baby girl" she crooned at the little puppy.
"Lets go to the park and then we could go to fred's,"Kiely finally desided Teki was still wagging her tail. Kiely made her way to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. She got out of the pancuran, pancuran mandian and headed toward the mirror to...

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A severe warning of a perverted fanpopper anda should all stay away from! :O

posted by K5-HOWL

esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me

Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post kemaskini if anda want :)

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chicken and a horse joke

posted by jessicamc26

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car ke hadapan saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If anda are hung like a horse, anda don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

hayun, hayun, swing low, my sweet Jacob

posted by KatiiCullen94

This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.

How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my hati, tengah-tengah out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, atau the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my hati, tengah-tengah out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. anda wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet anda on a saturday, on the first saturday...

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the lyrics to the camfiresongsong

posted by Fangirl99

from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if anda just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then anda wrong but itll help if anda just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if anda just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
"

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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

link

Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can anda forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the jalan physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your keldai like rembrandt!
Ha! anda Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when anda see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who anda are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what anda did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who anda are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

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How to ask crush on date: 20 Steps

posted by lzzie

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in Cinta with crush

Step 10: Imagine having Bayi with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.