ok.. So I know the part1 was hilarious for MOST of anda guys, but it's ok... But I'm still a little freaked out, cuz it's like I don't wanna unfriend/block the fangirl cuz it's kinda rude for me... So I didn't. Anywaysss... Here's part two of our conv.
(I logged in... and suddenly..)
Fangirl: Heeyyy!!! Zack :D why did anda logged out last time, aaww I felt bad :"< but it's ok cuz you're back now :D
Me: ...yeAh, "nice" seeing anda again too... I guess?
Fangirl: Aww hihi, so ok back to what I berkata last time.. So the time when we'll get married, we're gonna have kiddieess!! :D
Me: K-k-kiddies?? ._.
F: Yeah! I know anda want that :D If it's a girl then we'll name her... CARZACK!! :D
Me: Uh... Carzack?
F: yeah, if our names are combined it'll be CarZack :D (Her name's Carla)
Me; Kinda sounds like carjack...
F: Haha you're sooo funny sweetiee :-* Anyways so after having kiddiiieess, we're gonna live together!!! FOREEVVEERRR!!!
Me: O___________O F-f-forever?!?!
F: Oooh YES!! NO ONE SHALL TAKE anda FROM ME!!
Me: (._.)
F: You're MIINNNEE!!! Muhahahha!!
Me: D-don't anda think it's getting late?
F: What do ya mean late?! It's only 2pm!! XD
Me: Oh uh... yeAh but I have to go.. uh go get my lunch..
F: Your lunch? Doesn't your mom cook Makanan for ya?
Me: I...uh.. yeah but she's asleep..
F: Well then, can I come over?!! :D
Me: 0_0 uh no no!! It's ok... I'll just wake her up..
F: Come on! I'll cook anything for ya!!!
Me: Uhm my laptop is getting slow... so uh bye????
F: Oh no, you're NOT logging out again!! Don't anda dare honey-poo!!
Me: H-h-honey p-poo??!
(Then again I logged out)
Sh*t that was creepy o_o
Any lebih suggestions??
Btw, I don't want to hurt any girl's feelings but I don't want that the girl would be the one to go to the boy and making it obvious that she likes me, it's just not nice to look at. I want myself to go to the girl that I want, GEEZ!!! Btw, my bestfriend is still laughing off his f*cking face becuz of this -___________- and again... Some friend..
THE ONE anda WILL GIVE ME THE BEST SOLUTION, WILL BE MY CRUSH <3 XD
(I logged in... and suddenly..)
Fangirl: Heeyyy!!! Zack :D why did anda logged out last time, aaww I felt bad :"< but it's ok cuz you're back now :D
Me: ...yeAh, "nice" seeing anda again too... I guess?
Fangirl: Aww hihi, so ok back to what I berkata last time.. So the time when we'll get married, we're gonna have kiddieess!! :D
Me: K-k-kiddies?? ._.
F: Yeah! I know anda want that :D If it's a girl then we'll name her... CARZACK!! :D
Me: Uh... Carzack?
F: yeah, if our names are combined it'll be CarZack :D (Her name's Carla)
Me; Kinda sounds like carjack...
F: Haha you're sooo funny sweetiee :-* Anyways so after having kiddiiieess, we're gonna live together!!! FOREEVVEERRR!!!
Me: O___________O F-f-forever?!?!
F: Oooh YES!! NO ONE SHALL TAKE anda FROM ME!!
Me: (._.)
F: You're MIINNNEE!!! Muhahahha!!
Me: D-don't anda think it's getting late?
F: What do ya mean late?! It's only 2pm!! XD
Me: Oh uh... yeAh but I have to go.. uh go get my lunch..
F: Your lunch? Doesn't your mom cook Makanan for ya?
Me: I...uh.. yeah but she's asleep..
F: Well then, can I come over?!! :D
Me: 0_0 uh no no!! It's ok... I'll just wake her up..
F: Come on! I'll cook anything for ya!!!
Me: Uhm my laptop is getting slow... so uh bye????
F: Oh no, you're NOT logging out again!! Don't anda dare honey-poo!!
Me: H-h-honey p-poo??!
(Then again I logged out)
Sh*t that was creepy o_o
Any lebih suggestions??
Btw, I don't want to hurt any girl's feelings but I don't want that the girl would be the one to go to the boy and making it obvious that she likes me, it's just not nice to look at. I want myself to go to the girl that I want, GEEZ!!! Btw, my bestfriend is still laughing off his f*cking face becuz of this -___________- and again... Some friend..
THE ONE anda WILL GIVE ME THE BEST SOLUTION, WILL BE MY CRUSH <3 XD
"Do anda hear that?"Alicia asked."What?"Henry and Sarah asked."That,that,that sound.It's like."Alicia banged the floor."No.I don't hear anything."Said Sarah."Come here."Alicia said.
They got out.
Alicia beckoned them.
"There!It's getting louder!"
The banging continued.
Alicia found herself in the woods.
She stopped.
Henry and Sarah caught up to her.
Alicia covered her mouth.
"What.Is.I-i-it?"Alicia asked.
Down the steep hill.Was a door the door was buried in the ground.under leaves.
The three Friends stepped down.The noise grew louder.Henry and Sarah could hear it now.
Alicia was down first.She saw a keyhole.Alicia looked for the key.
"ALICIA!"Sarah said.
Alicia looked down,stopped her foot from going down,And backed up.A blood puddle.
"Oh my go-"
"The key!It's in the blood!"Henry said.
"Ew!I'm not picking it up!"Alicia said.
Sarah looked around and pushed Henry forward.
Henry picked up the key,And put it in the keyhole...
They got out.
Alicia beckoned them.
"There!It's getting louder!"
The banging continued.
Alicia found herself in the woods.
She stopped.
Henry and Sarah caught up to her.
Alicia covered her mouth.
"What.Is.I-i-it?"Alicia asked.
Down the steep hill.Was a door the door was buried in the ground.under leaves.
The three Friends stepped down.The noise grew louder.Henry and Sarah could hear it now.
Alicia was down first.She saw a keyhole.Alicia looked for the key.
"ALICIA!"Sarah said.
Alicia looked down,stopped her foot from going down,And backed up.A blood puddle.
"Oh my go-"
"The key!It's in the blood!"Henry said.
"Ew!I'm not picking it up!"Alicia said.
Sarah looked around and pushed Henry forward.
Henry picked up the key,And put it in the keyhole...
2. Troll. If anda troll, anda will be banned in 10 saat flat and nobody will feel sorry for anda when anda whine about your old account being banned.
3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take anda seriously.
4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape anda with hate if anda say rude things.
5. Be anything like dudelol17.
Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove anda to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The saat one was a key,The third one had a hati, tengah-tengah lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a foto of Me and Lizzie.
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove anda to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The saat one was a key,The third one had a hati, tengah-tengah lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a foto of Me and Lizzie.
There once lived a 10 tahun old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will anda stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE berkata YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But anda have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will anda stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE berkata YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But anda have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four tahun old Amber,
A 12 tahun old Kennedy,A 5 tahun old Harper,And then there's 9 tahun old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her anak patung back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do anda want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in pembakar roti for half a minute.
*Ten minit later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do anda know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked anda as the Babysitter cause anda have 7 siblings and anda all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 tahun old Kennedy,A 5 tahun old Harper,And then there's 9 tahun old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her anak patung back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do anda want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in pembakar roti for half a minute.
*Ten minit later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do anda know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked anda as the Babysitter cause anda have 7 siblings and anda all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. anda grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. anda take foto-foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when anda sneeze.
5. anda don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and anda don’t even work there.
7. anda spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Kucing are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. anda can’t even remember your saat cup.
10. anda can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. anda take foto-foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when anda sneeze.
5. anda don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and anda don’t even work there.
7. anda spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Kucing are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. anda can’t even remember your saat cup.
10. anda can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***