1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us atau someone else will.

3. We jalang, perempuan jalang about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If anda won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing anda in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches Cinta Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like lebih than anda hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, atau your friend will.

11. We fake orgasms.

12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented sejak a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a bulan for being a complete asshole, anda don't.

13. Send us Bunga for no apparent reason.

14. If anda cry lebih than we do thats a major no no.

15. anda can think girls are hot but don't let us know.

16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… atau twice.

17. Talk dirty to us in bed.

18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.

19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our kegemaran things.

20. If anda don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.

21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than anda usually do.

22. Make out with us in front of people anda know. It makes us feel special and wanted.

23. anda are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so anda might as well give up.

24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. atau to do coke.

25. We talk about sex way lebih than anda do.

26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, anda better do the same.

27. Don't flirt with our friends.

28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.

29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.

30. We understand anda don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.

31. Being pale to us is social suicide.

32. When anda break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with anda two atau three lebih times.

33. No matter who anda are atau what anda look like, it's always flattering when anda hit on us.

34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.

35. anda look sexiest in a tux.

36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.

37. If we Cinta you, there is nothing so filthy that anda can't say it in bed.

38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.

39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to Ciuman a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.

40. anda ALWAYS have to side with us.

41. We like when anda feel comfortable telling us little things about you.

42. We Cinta good morning texts from you.

43. We need anda to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when anda call. We realize this seems like a double standard.

44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.

45. Our enemies better not be your friends.

46. When we ask anda how your hari was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."

47. We understand if we ask anda whats wrong and anda say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.

48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall

49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.

50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.

51. We have stalked your exs on Facebook and Instagram.

52. We want anda to make the first move.

53. We Cinta cheesy romantic comedies.

54. anda want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.

55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our Friends one hari and Cinta them the next.

56. If we go down on anda we expect anda to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.

57. The trashier the reality TV tunjuk the better.

58. We know anda watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn anda want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.

59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.

60. We only go down if anda keep your rumput cut.

61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can tunjuk the world how cute we look.

62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.

63. Us watching anda play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching anda play video games ever.

64. anda are required to like our best friend and if anda don't, fake it.

65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.

66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.

67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.

68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who anda drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.

69. We like anda to be jealous.

70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.

71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.

72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, atau being an asshole. Two can play that game.

73. Include us in things.

74. taco loceng atau any fast Makanan restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.

75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.

76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.

77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.

78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.

79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.

80. We expect anda to remember our anniversary. Game over if anda forget.

81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as anda men.

82. We can be late, anda can't.

83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would anda like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.

84. We like PDA and don't care if anda don't.

85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.

86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.

87. The silent treatment is indication that anda did something wrong.

88. We Cinta when anda have a nickname for us that only anda use.

89. Even if anda think it is cool to burp, fart, atau emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

90. We Cinta it when anda ask for our advice.

91. At the end of the hari we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our Friends otherwise…

92. Never tunjuk up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.

93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.

94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect anda to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.

95. We may order salads in front of anda but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger anda ordered.

96. Take us on the craziest tarikh anda can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and makan malam, majlis makan malam dates.

97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.

98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will Cinta anda for it.

99. If we really Cinta you, we will do anything in our power not to let anda go.

100.We couldn't Cinta anything lebih than when anda tell us "I Cinta you."