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1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected sejak wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited sejak one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit atau other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that anda have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers atau water witches. Someone who can locate water atau Lost object with a rod atau wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see atau sense aura, atau energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected sejak wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited sejak one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit atau other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that anda have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers atau water witches. Someone who can locate water atau Lost object with a rod atau wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see atau sense aura, atau energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week anda eat atau want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 atau 10.
Let's say anda eat Chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number sejak 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the sebelumnya result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that sejak 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current tahun (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If anda haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming anda were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 atau 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one atau two digits will be the number of times per week anda eat atau want Chocolate (the number anda specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say anda eat Chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number sejak 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the sebelumnya result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that sejak 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current tahun (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If anda haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming anda were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 atau 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one atau two digits will be the number of times per week anda eat atau want Chocolate (the number anda specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. anda wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. anda can tell me if anda ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. anda wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. anda can tell me if anda ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."