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#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. anda really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him lebih in Filem like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast..

#3: BRUCE WILLIS:
I'm not sure what became of him these days.
But we will all miss that smart ass'd, gun slinger..

#4: ARNOLD SCHWARNEGGER:
What can I say, that hasn't been berkata before..

#5: JASON STATHAM:
It's hard too say, he's like all the others in these types of TypeCasts.. But does it in his own way..

#6: SAMERAL JACKSON:
The dude can do ANYTHING..

#7: MICHAEL ROOKER:
Just something about him, I guess.
Maybe it's the voice..

#8: BRYAN CRANSTON:
Ever sense BREAKING BAD, Cranston has become a new man.. He became a bigger name.. And does lebih badass roles..

#9: SHIA LABEOUF:
I know, I know.. He's an dick now.
But I still like the sarcastic characters he play.. And I still like that voice of his..

#10: HARRISON FORD:
Keep at it Ford, keep at it..
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Cody Leach
Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..


THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's keseluruhan prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's lebih serious scenes..
* The shows keseluruhan qulity. anda can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* anda can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Cinta flirts.
3. A guy can like anda for a minute, and then forget anda afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are anda doing something?" atau "Have anda eaten already?" are the first usual soalan a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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posted by Milorox18
1. I Cinta the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Cinta the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Cinta the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Cinta the way anda look at me.

5. I Cinta how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Cinta the way I can’t imagine a hari without anda in my life.

7. I Cinta the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Cinta the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Cinta the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Cinta how I know you’ll always be there when I need anda to be.

11....
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, atau to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get anda in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly sejak giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the seterusnya family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - anda may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin topi, cap and feed him grapes when...
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DEMENTED POEMS

Ros are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Ros are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Ros are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And tunjuk me your tits

Ros make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And anda Cinta it up the shitter

Ros are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Ros are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Ros are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Ros are shit
Violets are crap
tunjuk me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Ros are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And menelan it down

Ros are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar anda grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something atau someone

3. Go up to a Rawak person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki Rawak noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a mata air, air pancut run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to anda in public about the...
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1. At the movies: When anda meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are anda doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t anda try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When anda ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while lalu and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi atau Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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I found this hilarious artikel on pcworld.com
Don't know who the penulis is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's anugerah Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a kata laluan other than "password" atau "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits seterusnya to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be lebih imaginative.

I will not bore my boss sejak with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some lebih excuses.

I will do less laundry and use lebih deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The tunjuk was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids tunjuk that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The tunjuk had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my kegemaran parts of the tunjuk was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

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Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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