Oh god.. Oh god...
I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..
Early on we get Seans death sejak yu, ikan jerung attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a yu, ikan jerung attack.. All while his screams are drowned sejak the Krismas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believes the yu, ikan jerung was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to its buddies..
(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)
I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach..
So Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the pantai ever again... Why would they EVER go the pantai after the other films!?.
She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..
Martin. Died.. From fear... MARTIN!!
anda know, the guy who blows up the first after shoving a gas tank into it’s mouth. “Smile anda son of a BITCH!".. And friggin electrocutes the second.. After luring it and saying "All right, anda big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!”… Only scene from JAW 2, that makes it worth watching..
Than again.. This actually makes sense when anda think about.. Espically after Quint’s death.. But still lame..
And why the fuck do they never fucking MOVE!? This place is a clear danger zone.. Why do the body’s still go to the beach.. anda think they’d learn sejak now..
So the family FINALLY head to the Bohamas.. But the yu, ikan jerung followed them..
CHRIS STUCKMANN: The Shark.. Followed them... From New York.. To the Bohamas.
So, appearently Ellen has some kind of psychoic connection with this thing. When it's nearby she literary bursts up like a deer being spotted.. It's hilarious.
She also starts a romance with Michael Cane.. Cause nobody ever remembers the characters name.
So after the yu, ikan jerung attacks the whole family. Including the little girl.
So Ellen steals Michael's bot and hunts down the shark... UNARMED!!
So Michael and his friend go after Ellen. On Cane's plane, and the yu, ikan jerung attacks Cane.. Which only seems to mildly annoy him.
He later appears unharmed. Not even a lousy scatch.. atau a fucking wet t-shirt!
So michael's friend has some knd of science thing that drives the yu, ikan jerung crazy. But Jake (yes that's his name) jumps in -I mean, falls into the Sharks mouth. And assumably dies. So Michael uses that science thing to make the yu, ikan jerung angry.. It shows this by.. ROARING!!
Sharks don't have fucking vocal cords!
In the end. Ellen slams the boats front into the shark. Which causes it to literary EXPLODE!! And than using the same image from Jaws 1. And she having all these events she was "never present for", including Martins "Smile anda son of a BITCH!".
Reminding me, I could be watching the good one..
Not this.. shit!.. THIS FUCKING SHIT!!
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. anda know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten sejak a giant great white..
And that's how it ends..
So yeah.. anda can watch fo a few unintended laughs.. But otherwise. Lets pretend this never existed.. Like the producers are doing about the third...
I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..
Early on we get Seans death sejak yu, ikan jerung attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a yu, ikan jerung attack.. All while his screams are drowned sejak the Krismas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believes the yu, ikan jerung was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to its buddies..
(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)
I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach..
So Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the pantai ever again... Why would they EVER go the pantai after the other films!?.
She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..
Martin. Died.. From fear... MARTIN!!
anda know, the guy who blows up the first after shoving a gas tank into it’s mouth. “Smile anda son of a BITCH!".. And friggin electrocutes the second.. After luring it and saying "All right, anda big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!”… Only scene from JAW 2, that makes it worth watching..
Than again.. This actually makes sense when anda think about.. Espically after Quint’s death.. But still lame..
And why the fuck do they never fucking MOVE!? This place is a clear danger zone.. Why do the body’s still go to the beach.. anda think they’d learn sejak now..
So the family FINALLY head to the Bohamas.. But the yu, ikan jerung followed them..
CHRIS STUCKMANN: The Shark.. Followed them... From New York.. To the Bohamas.
So, appearently Ellen has some kind of psychoic connection with this thing. When it's nearby she literary bursts up like a deer being spotted.. It's hilarious.
She also starts a romance with Michael Cane.. Cause nobody ever remembers the characters name.
So after the yu, ikan jerung attacks the whole family. Including the little girl.
So Ellen steals Michael's bot and hunts down the shark... UNARMED!!
So Michael and his friend go after Ellen. On Cane's plane, and the yu, ikan jerung attacks Cane.. Which only seems to mildly annoy him.
He later appears unharmed. Not even a lousy scatch.. atau a fucking wet t-shirt!
So michael's friend has some knd of science thing that drives the yu, ikan jerung crazy. But Jake (yes that's his name) jumps in -I mean, falls into the Sharks mouth. And assumably dies. So Michael uses that science thing to make the yu, ikan jerung angry.. It shows this by.. ROARING!!
Sharks don't have fucking vocal cords!
In the end. Ellen slams the boats front into the shark. Which causes it to literary EXPLODE!! And than using the same image from Jaws 1. And she having all these events she was "never present for", including Martins "Smile anda son of a BITCH!".
Reminding me, I could be watching the good one..
Not this.. shit!.. THIS FUCKING SHIT!!
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. anda know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten sejak a giant great white..
And that's how it ends..
So yeah.. anda can watch fo a few unintended laughs.. But otherwise. Lets pretend this never existed.. Like the producers are doing about the third...
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected sejak wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited sejak one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit atau other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that anda have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers atau water witches. Someone who can locate water atau Lost object with a rod atau wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see atau sense aura, atau energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected sejak wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited sejak one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit atau other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that anda have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers atau water witches. Someone who can locate water atau Lost object with a rod atau wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see atau sense aura, atau energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
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Stephanie
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright merah jambu doorway.
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's.
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you."
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway.
Stephanie
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright merah jambu doorway.
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's.
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you."
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway.
At the end of series 3, anda never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be seterusnya in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well anda know that face atau a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If anda don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she got trapped in the spirit world
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be seterusnya in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well anda know that face atau a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If anda don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she got trapped in the spirit world
