Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: anda see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let anda know who Brony Of The bulan is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, atau laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If anda don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill anda in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
Master Sword: There we go.
Tom: I knew it would work. Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The bulan award goes to Alinah_09.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that. She deserves it.
Tom: And now for our crossover parody. We decided to make a crossover parody of two skits we are currently doing.
Master Sword: We're combining Celebrity Jeopardy with The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and we're calling it..
Tom: Wildwest Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*

Wildwest Jeopardy

Starring Saten Twist as Alex Trebek
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
and Sean the hedgehog as Chief Wild Eagle

The four of them were outside. The gameboard, and podium were set up in the middle of the fort.

Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. From now on, I would appreciate it if everyone would refrain from using any words starting with N, atau F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the score. Chief Wild Eagle has a grand total of negative $61,000
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. anda 74 tahun old f**k.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I warned anda not to say anything starting with N, atau F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: On saat thought, forget that. It's gonna be a very difficult rule to follow.
Audience: No shit. *Laughing*
Alex: In last place with negative $104,000 is Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: RAMPAGE!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. And in first place with negative $60,999 is Captain Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm in the lead, and I hope to stay there.
Corporal Agarn: But you're not in the lead. You're in Fort Courage with the rest of us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh I know that Corporal, I was just referring to the game.
Corporal Agarn: Oh. I see.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. It's time for Double Jeopardy, let's take a look at the board. The categories are..

As soon as the board turned on, Chief Wild Eagle shot an Arrow at it, and it was destroyed.

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What the... Why did anda do that?!
Chief Wild Eagle: It was a monster! anda try to bring in monster to kill off Indian!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. We can't play now that the board is destroyed, so we'll see anda in the seterusnya episode.

The End

On the seterusnya part of this episode

Master Sword rants about the news industry.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seterusnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seterusnya to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 16: I've Had Enough Of This

Master Sword: *Watching the news*
News Pony: The weather forecast for this week seems promising. Tomorrow all the way through to Friday, we will have temperatures between 60-80 degrees farenheit, and it will be sunny. However, Saturday, and Sunday will be completely cloudy. No rain will be expected however, but the temperature for Saturday will be 55, and Sunday will be 48. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! NEWS FLASH! WE GOT REPORTS OF A MISSING AIRPLANE!!
Master Sword: *Covering his ears* anda don't have to shout. We can hear you!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The missing airplane is from Delta Airlines, and at least 250 ponies were on board. The flight was going from Las Pegasus Neighvada, to St. Foalis Maressouri.
Master Sword: Who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No one cares about a goddamn airplane disappearing. We want to hear about ISIS, and how it's threatening to attack others even though they're weak, due to being from the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The Equestrian Military is trying to find out where the plane could have ended up, and will try to recover the black box.
Master Sword: The plane disappeared, because everyone stopped giving a f**k about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: These disappearing airplanes are becoming attention whores like Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile in Fluttershy's cottage.

MLP Producers: Places everyone.
Director: Fluttershy, we want anda to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.

Then a song turned on: link

Twilight: Man, alih out of the f**king way anda dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: I-I'm sorry Twilight.
Twilight: anda better be sorry. Look at this!! *Points her horn at Fluttershy* And look at these! *Shows off her wings* I'm an alicorn princess with a black man's voice nigga!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Looks at the audience* Yo! What the hell is wrong with you?! You're suppose to cheer everytime I say the N word.
Audience: *Nervously cheer*

Then Master Sword turned the song off as he arrived on stage.

Master Sword: This is not all about anda Twilight. Let Fluttershy do her thing, and be cute with Discord, and Angel. *Leaves* Now to give the news industry a piece of my mind.

CBS Studios, Manehattan.

News Pony: What's seterusnya on our news lineup?
News kuda, kuda kecil 2: Well, since we're in Manehattan, I think we'll tunjuk some footage of some ponies being raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
News kuda, kuda kecil 2: Then we'll alih on to another airplane disappearing.
Master Sword: OH NO anda WON'T!
Audience: *Clapping*
News Pony: Excuse me. Who are you?
Master Sword: I am a kuda, kuda kecil that will kill anda all if anda don't stop talking about disappearing airplanes. No one cares about them!
News kuda, kuda kecil 2: I see.
News Pony: Is there anything else anda want us to do?
Master Sword: Yeah. In Hawaii Five-0, get some newer police cars. The ones you're currently using are shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Thanks for your feedback. We hope anda enjoyed your visit to CBS Studios.
Master Sword: I did not. *Leaves*
News Pony: Aw. That made me sad.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's Princess Celestia.

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.

Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me anda have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is it you're looking for?
Bryan: What kind of noise-making equipment does your repository contain? Vuvuzelas perhaps?
Audience: Oooh!
Mexican Pony: I think we can help you. *Walks away with the other two Mexican ponies*

The leader of the Mexicans went to another kuda, kuda kecil sejak a wardrobe.

Mexican Pony: Come here. *Pushes kuda, kuda kecil towards the wardrobe. He opens the door, and pushes the kuda, kuda kecil into the wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mexican Pony: Find a vuvuzela. A good one. Hurry back. *Closes door*
Audience: *Laughing*

Later

Celestia: *Sleeping*

Now for those of anda that don't know what a vuvuzela is, it's a really loud horn.

Twilight: *Points the horn at Celestia, and blows in it really hard to make lots of noise*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Wakes up, and falls out of bed* I thought I banned those things!!

Twilight escaped just in time. She was now talking to some of the other ponies in the castle.

Harry: What now?
Twilight: Man, it was good, but not good enough.
Chrysler: anda speak nonsense! A vuvuzela blast in your sleep? How can that be beaten? anda can't seriously suggest to waste lebih resources just for cheap pranks.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Twilight: Anything is possible as long as the results are hysterical. We just need some guinea pigs to conceptualize ideas.
Harry: I know where we can get some. How about Alexis?
Bryan: She wouldn't even suspect a thing.
Twilight: Man, clear a path. I know just what we're gonna do.

Later, Alexis was walking down a hallway. She turned left into another hallway, and passed Chrysler who was sitting on a chair.

Alexis: *Gets hit sejak a big box sarung tangan on a spring, and gets her head stuck in the wall*
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, Luna, and Twilight met Cadence in a parking garage.

Twilight: Looks like someone finally joined the dark side.
Cadence: Surprised? I heard about the vuvuzela antic. I have decided to sertai the anarchy. With the three of us working together, we can-
Luna: Normally, I'd be the first to object. But if my protege can see potential, *Begins walking to her car* Then maybe those brains of yours can drive us to commit the most legendary antic of all time. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the seterusnya scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, in Celestia's room.

Derpy: *Walks into Celestia's room*
Celestia: *Staring at Derpy* Well? What do anda want?!
Derpy: Twilight wants to see anda outside. She wants to tunjuk anda something.
Celestia: anda must think that I'm stupid, right?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Celestia: anda go out there! For all I know, a Piano will fall on me out of nowhere- *Gets hit sejak a Piano as it makes this noise: link *
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Derpy: I tried to tell anda to go outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: TWILIGHT!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*

Up next, it's The keldai keldai Inn.

keldai keldai Inn

Starring pelangi, rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of anda that don't remember, the keldai keldai Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a meja, jadual with Marisa* anda really look like this mare I tarikh in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah right. How much will it cost for anda to suck my dick?
Marisa: $500
Sean: That's expensive, but whatever.

As they go into a private room, Mercury enters the strip club.

Mercury: George, Richard, I got a job for you.
George: Is it the same type of job that grey hedgehog is getting with Marisa?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Come on, be serious.
George & Richard: *Sit down at Mercury's table*
Richard: Since when did anda care about being serious?
Mercury: All the time.
George: Yeah, like that one time he decided to paint his gun pink.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: It was for breast cancer awareness!
Richard: That's for humans. We are ponies. We don't have breasts, so we have nothing to be aware about.
Mercury: anda just don't give a shit about anything. Do you?
Richard: Not unless anda have somepony for us to kill.
Mercury: A gay pride parade.
George: Oh yeah!

Half of the audience started booing.

George: Oh come on. I thought all of the audience members were straight.
Richard: Guess not. We'll just have to kill them after this skit is over.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Now, this parade is going from Union Station, all the way to Civic Center. Find a spot where no one can find you, and blow them all to hell.
George: With pleasure.

They were set up in a building across the jalan from Union Station.

George: I hate trains.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Why did anda pick to be sejak the station?
Richard: This is a good view for our assignment. Why do anda hate trains anyway?
George: Season 5 hype train!
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Here they come, get ready.
Gay Ponies: *Walking out of the station*
George: This is not what I expected.
Richard: What do anda mean?
George: This is a parade. Where's the band that plays music?
Band: *Shows up out of nowhere, and plays music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Make sure your silencer is on. *Puts silencer on rifle*
George: *Attaches silencer to rifle* Let's do this. *Shoots gay pride pony*
Richard: *Shoots two gay ponies with one bullet*
Audience: *Cheering*
George: They're running away, hold your fire.
Richard: What for?
George: I want to do something to one of their banners.

After everyone was gone, George used black spraypaint to write gay marriage is gay.

Richard: Nice. Let's get out of here.

Back at the keldai keldai Inn

Saten Twist: Since anda didn't kill all of the ponies in that parade, anda each get four grand.
George: Worth it. We vandalized one of their banners.
Saten Twist: Five grand.
Richard: Thank you.
Sean: *Leaving the keldai keldai Inn* Well, I'll see anda guys later.
George: Where are anda going?
Sean: I gotta help prepare the seterusnya skit. anda gotta get dressed as a golfer.
George: Oh yeah. The seterusnya skit is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.

Otis: Thanks for playing with me anda guys. Chip called in, and berkata he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are anda still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2 while eating pretzels, and drinking soda*
Audience: *Laughing*
Olson: I'm sure he feels completely terrible, and has to go to the bathroom at least once every ten minutes, because of diarrhea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: Maybe he vomits every jam on the hour.
Otis: Alright, let's not make it sound dramatic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Besides, one of anda have to go.
Caddy: My ball is the furthest.
Olson: How did anda figure that out?
Caddy: Your ball is on the green, and mine is still on the fairway. A 2 tahun old would be able to figure out that it's my turn.
Audience: *Laughing*

The three stallions went back to where Caddy's ball was, and watched him get ready.

Caddy: I'm going to get that ball in the hole from here. Just watch me. *Lightly hits the ball*

It landed on bahagian, atas of Olson's ball, making it go towards the hole, while Caddy watched his own ball roll back onto the fairway.

Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: I'm going to kill anda for this Olson.
Olson: Hey. anda were the one hitting the ball. Not me.

After the match, they looked over their score.

Otis: It seems that my score is 64. Olson, anda got a 65.
Caddy: What about me?
Otis: Just wait a minit anda impatient bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Your score is 71.
Caddy: *His face turns red, and smoke comes out of his ears*
Otis: Are anda thinking what I'm thinking?
Olson: Running away?
Otis: Yeah. *Takes off with Olson*
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce anda to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The bulan award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The bulan awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle: *Leaning on podium* I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. You- *Falls down as the podium gets smashed. He picks up parts of it, and realizes it's made out of wood* This is just like The Interview where James Franco finds out the Makanan is fake in Korea!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Director: Fluttershy, we want anda to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.
Twilight: *Arrives* Keeping it G ain't nothin'! anda ain't gotta like it, cuz the hud, hood gone Cinta it. anda ain't gotta like it, cuz the hud, hood gone Cinta it. Watch a young nigga.. I'm having trouble Singing this. Can we do something different?

Take 2

Twilight: Man, alih out of the f**king way anda dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Director: Twilight, we're not ready yet.
Twilight: I did all that hard work for nothing!

Take 3

Twilight: Man, alih out of the f**king way anda dumbass nigga! This is my game.
Director: CUT!

***

Derpy: Twilight wants to see anda outside. She wants to tunjuk anda something.
Celestia: anda must think that I'm stupid, right?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Celestia: anda go out there! For all I know, a Piano will fall on me out of nowhere.. Where's the piano?
Twilight: *Arrives* Man anda got played, like a f***ing piano!!

Tom: That's all the time we have. See anda in the seterusnya episode.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

The End

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