Well, looks like a fun little holiday is right around the corner. That’s right, hari of the Dead. Halloween, that’s for children who go out and eat candy. But hari of the Dead, that’s a real man’s holiday. In all seriousness, I am far from being Mexican. I’m the whitest, pastiest motherfucker around. But I still really enjoy the skeleton designs and the history of hari of the Dead. And anda know what else I love? Masked wrestling, which is lebih commonly known as lucha libre. hari of the Dead and luchadores. It’s not a Lucha Underground game, everyone. It’s Guacamelee. The full edition, to be exact.
Guacamelee follows the story of Juan, a simple farmer and resident of a small town in Mexico. He is a big, strong man, but is no luchadore, which are respected in this town. But on this day, his childhood friend, El Presidente’s daughter Lupita is kidnapped sejak an evil skeleton named Carlos Calaca, who kills Juan and sends him to the Land of the Dead. There, he meets a luchador named tostada who grants him a mask, turning him into a powerful luchadore, restoring him to life, and sending him on his adventure to stop Calaca. So from the start of the game, I just want to say that I Cinta the art style. Heavily rooted in Mexican Rekaan and history, with all sorts of references to Mexican folklore, urban legends and the history of luchadores and the ancient history of the Aztecs. It’s nice to see a Mexican studio make a game that is considered a classic in the indie market sejak fans. But wait a second. Just like Grim Fandango, Guacamelee was made sejak a bunch a fucking gringos (Is it okay for us to say that?). The studio, DrinkBox Studios, is actually based in Toronto, Canada sejak a small team that was part of Pseudo Interactive which made Cel Damage, an underrated game that was a mass commercial failure but anda can buy it on any modern console nowadays. After Pseudo closed down, three members formed DrinkBox, making games such as Tales from angkasa games before working on Guacamelee, which is where they managed to get most traction. And good for them, because Guacamelee is genuinely one of the best indie games out there.
Like I berkata in the sebelumnya In-Indie, this game is a sort of Metroidvania, cause anda get abilities that will allow anda to explore new areas and find secrets to collect lebih money and upgrades to your health and special meter. Such power ups include headbut to alih forward, an uppercut to alih up, a body slam to alih down, the ability to transcend from the living world to the Land of the Dead, my personal kegemaran ability that turns anda into a chicken so anda can go to lower areas but anda can’t fight, a double jump which is always mandatory in these types of games, and a super dash that can feel really satisfying especially in the final area. And these moves aren’t just for progressing through the game. anda can use them in combat as well. anda can uppercut and body slam enemies with the best of them and can really cause some damage to them and bosses with these movies. Combat starts anda out with just a series of punches and a few body slams. Grab the enemies, and throw them in any direction anda aim with the D pad. Do it right and anda can knock over some other enemies and get some damage in on them. Eventually, enemies get way lebih difficult and have shields that require a certain special alih to break them, so anda gotta manage which enemies to beat up and which to save for later, all while making your way through the map.
The game is also filled with a ton of side quests. I thought that this would be a simple game with just upgrades and moving from one level to the next, but no, this game goes the extra mile and has anda doing quests for characters, some of them being combat related, others requiring anda to go from the living world to the Land of the Dead to solve them in creative puzzles. Each side quest, while some can be ignored, are always worth your time as they can give anda money and upgrades. I thought this would be a Hollow Knight situation where I would have way too much money sejak the end and have zero need for any money, but no, I only bought a quarter of the upgrades in the game sejak the time I reached the final area. There was still plenty of moves to unlock. anda could go out and beat up enemies and grind for money, but I think it’s lebih fun to attempt the side quests. I will say that one problem I have with Guacamelee is some of the map areas can be confusing. It could be because of my TV, but I was running around the saat temple for twenty minit because I couldn’t see this little platform that I could jump down on. But that is a nitpick, and the only one I can think of. The game’s story, while simple at first, is rooted in Mexican culture and has its own charm that it’s hard to criticize harshly. All of the characters are fun in their own way and have a unique Rekaan thanks to the art style that the team went with. The exploration and platforming are made lebih fun thanks to the special abilities anda unlock and the combat also benefits from the different abilities. Guacamelee is just a fun game.
Guacamelee, while not a massive seller, not exactly raking in GTA5 sales, was still successful enough to get a sequel in 2018, which I have, but have yet to play. Maybe I’ll review it on day. But for now, let’s bungkus, balut up this review. Guacamelee, despite coming out in 2013, still feels as fresh as it was six years ago. I implore anyone who loves the 2D metroidvania style of games to give Guacamelee a try if anda haven’t. It is one of the best in my eyes.
Up next: anda just don’t understand, dad
Guacamelee follows the story of Juan, a simple farmer and resident of a small town in Mexico. He is a big, strong man, but is no luchadore, which are respected in this town. But on this day, his childhood friend, El Presidente’s daughter Lupita is kidnapped sejak an evil skeleton named Carlos Calaca, who kills Juan and sends him to the Land of the Dead. There, he meets a luchador named tostada who grants him a mask, turning him into a powerful luchadore, restoring him to life, and sending him on his adventure to stop Calaca. So from the start of the game, I just want to say that I Cinta the art style. Heavily rooted in Mexican Rekaan and history, with all sorts of references to Mexican folklore, urban legends and the history of luchadores and the ancient history of the Aztecs. It’s nice to see a Mexican studio make a game that is considered a classic in the indie market sejak fans. But wait a second. Just like Grim Fandango, Guacamelee was made sejak a bunch a fucking gringos (Is it okay for us to say that?). The studio, DrinkBox Studios, is actually based in Toronto, Canada sejak a small team that was part of Pseudo Interactive which made Cel Damage, an underrated game that was a mass commercial failure but anda can buy it on any modern console nowadays. After Pseudo closed down, three members formed DrinkBox, making games such as Tales from angkasa games before working on Guacamelee, which is where they managed to get most traction. And good for them, because Guacamelee is genuinely one of the best indie games out there.
Like I berkata in the sebelumnya In-Indie, this game is a sort of Metroidvania, cause anda get abilities that will allow anda to explore new areas and find secrets to collect lebih money and upgrades to your health and special meter. Such power ups include headbut to alih forward, an uppercut to alih up, a body slam to alih down, the ability to transcend from the living world to the Land of the Dead, my personal kegemaran ability that turns anda into a chicken so anda can go to lower areas but anda can’t fight, a double jump which is always mandatory in these types of games, and a super dash that can feel really satisfying especially in the final area. And these moves aren’t just for progressing through the game. anda can use them in combat as well. anda can uppercut and body slam enemies with the best of them and can really cause some damage to them and bosses with these movies. Combat starts anda out with just a series of punches and a few body slams. Grab the enemies, and throw them in any direction anda aim with the D pad. Do it right and anda can knock over some other enemies and get some damage in on them. Eventually, enemies get way lebih difficult and have shields that require a certain special alih to break them, so anda gotta manage which enemies to beat up and which to save for later, all while making your way through the map.
The game is also filled with a ton of side quests. I thought that this would be a simple game with just upgrades and moving from one level to the next, but no, this game goes the extra mile and has anda doing quests for characters, some of them being combat related, others requiring anda to go from the living world to the Land of the Dead to solve them in creative puzzles. Each side quest, while some can be ignored, are always worth your time as they can give anda money and upgrades. I thought this would be a Hollow Knight situation where I would have way too much money sejak the end and have zero need for any money, but no, I only bought a quarter of the upgrades in the game sejak the time I reached the final area. There was still plenty of moves to unlock. anda could go out and beat up enemies and grind for money, but I think it’s lebih fun to attempt the side quests. I will say that one problem I have with Guacamelee is some of the map areas can be confusing. It could be because of my TV, but I was running around the saat temple for twenty minit because I couldn’t see this little platform that I could jump down on. But that is a nitpick, and the only one I can think of. The game’s story, while simple at first, is rooted in Mexican culture and has its own charm that it’s hard to criticize harshly. All of the characters are fun in their own way and have a unique Rekaan thanks to the art style that the team went with. The exploration and platforming are made lebih fun thanks to the special abilities anda unlock and the combat also benefits from the different abilities. Guacamelee is just a fun game.
Guacamelee, while not a massive seller, not exactly raking in GTA5 sales, was still successful enough to get a sequel in 2018, which I have, but have yet to play. Maybe I’ll review it on day. But for now, let’s bungkus, balut up this review. Guacamelee, despite coming out in 2013, still feels as fresh as it was six years ago. I implore anyone who loves the 2D metroidvania style of games to give Guacamelee a try if anda haven’t. It is one of the best in my eyes.
Up next: anda just don’t understand, dad
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my kata laluan for Fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the komen-komen and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being berkata i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my kata laluan so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if anda see some retarded post made sejak me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if anda don't believe me then find your choice.
that being berkata i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my kata laluan so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if anda see some retarded post made sejak me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if anda don't believe me then find your choice.
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls tunjuk that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little Chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, pelangi, rainbow jalang, perempuan jalang and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls tunjuk that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little Chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, pelangi, rainbow jalang, perempuan jalang and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
"Break Your Heart"
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I Cinta and leave you
They call me hati, tengah-tengah breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If anda fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear anda apart
Told anda from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad serigala, wolf I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If anda fall for me I'm only gonna tear anda apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I Cinta and leave you
They call me hati, tengah-tengah breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If anda fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear anda apart
Told anda from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad serigala, wolf I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If anda fall for me I'm only gonna tear anda apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
It all starts off with a man runing from the nothwind a magic snowstorm that can freeze anything! His name was master vagard. He made magic mirrors that the snow Queen who had sent the northwind had feared vary much. When he got utama the northwind broke in both the master vagard and his wife was froze but there 2 children who were hideing in the closet had taken a mirror that saved them. gdsidggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu h-elp blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blublu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu
Oh, anda better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of labu pie.
Too bad anda finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, anda needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
anda ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows anda are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, anda better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.