Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and WWE of course. Now is the tunjuk good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic Cinta for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the Lost Code. Another published game sejak Ubisoft, but developed sejak Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve probably seen their logo if anda played any Gameboy games. So, let’s see why Ubisoft had any interest in publishing a game such as this.
Now first things first, this is the very Gameboy game I have ever owned that came in the original box. Tragic, I know. That also means it came with the original manual, and I gotta say, I appreciate that the manual has both English and Spanish and advertises as such on the manual, since the tunjuk was pretty big in Mexico. And yes, I am reaching for compliments. I’ve been playing trash games for ten days straight and still got plenty lebih to go, I’m gonna reach as hard as I can for something good. So the game starts and, if you’re me, and have any nostalgia towards this show, you’re expecting the theme song to play, but no, it’s just some crappy song that sounds like it at first before its something else. What a tease. So the story of the game is that the schools book is missing and anda gotta find it. anda can play as the three main characters, Rikochet, Buena Girl, atau The Flea. So I start with Rikochet and was immediately attacked sejak a Rawak enemy. anda got a punch, a kick, a jump, and that’s it so far. And holy shit, I thought it was difficult to hit opponents in Legends of Wrestling II, but this game is so much worse. Enemies will always seem to hurt anda even when anda start hitting them in a combo. anda can stun them if anda do the right combo… for some reason, but if anda aren’t on the exact same plane as they are, anda won’t hit them. Your fists will just pass right through them. anda gotta get onto the same angle as them to hit them. But even then, anda won’t know if you’re hitting the enemies atau not. There’s no impact to your punches so when anda think you’re swatting at the air, anda may actually be hitting them, and before anda know it, there dead.
But the bosses are easy as hell. anda can trap them against a dinding and wail on them. I mean, I think they’re the boss. I beat them and the level ends, yet they come in the seterusnya level as regular enemies. Maybe it’s a Dark Souls thing. Is Mucha Lucha: Mascaritas of the Lost Code the Dark Souls of licensed video games? No joke, as I was typing this, I am one handing the Gameboy, punching the enemy, and won. This game is so stupidly easy, it’s just flat out boring. I guess those were mini bosses, because sejak the will (or curse) of God, I made it to the end of the first level and reached the first boss, and guess what? It’s even easier. Not only can I one hand the Gameboy and beat the boss while typing it out at this very minute, but I did so without getting hit once and within thirty seconds. Yeah, no, I think I’ve seen enough. Do Buena Girl and The Flea play differently, I don’t know, nor do I care, because I hate this game.
I genuinely have no idea why Ubisoft wanted to siarkan all this garbage, but then again, this is the same company that published Little Nicky: The Video Game, so this was to be expected. Mascaritas of the Lost Code is a game that a four tahun old could play, maybe even younger. There is no challenge, no effort required, and definitely no fun. anda just mash a single button and alih forward. It’s the Final Fantasi XIII of licensed games. And it’s a cold hari in hell when I gotta compare something to Final Fantasi XIII.
Now first things first, this is the very Gameboy game I have ever owned that came in the original box. Tragic, I know. That also means it came with the original manual, and I gotta say, I appreciate that the manual has both English and Spanish and advertises as such on the manual, since the tunjuk was pretty big in Mexico. And yes, I am reaching for compliments. I’ve been playing trash games for ten days straight and still got plenty lebih to go, I’m gonna reach as hard as I can for something good. So the game starts and, if you’re me, and have any nostalgia towards this show, you’re expecting the theme song to play, but no, it’s just some crappy song that sounds like it at first before its something else. What a tease. So the story of the game is that the schools book is missing and anda gotta find it. anda can play as the three main characters, Rikochet, Buena Girl, atau The Flea. So I start with Rikochet and was immediately attacked sejak a Rawak enemy. anda got a punch, a kick, a jump, and that’s it so far. And holy shit, I thought it was difficult to hit opponents in Legends of Wrestling II, but this game is so much worse. Enemies will always seem to hurt anda even when anda start hitting them in a combo. anda can stun them if anda do the right combo… for some reason, but if anda aren’t on the exact same plane as they are, anda won’t hit them. Your fists will just pass right through them. anda gotta get onto the same angle as them to hit them. But even then, anda won’t know if you’re hitting the enemies atau not. There’s no impact to your punches so when anda think you’re swatting at the air, anda may actually be hitting them, and before anda know it, there dead.
But the bosses are easy as hell. anda can trap them against a dinding and wail on them. I mean, I think they’re the boss. I beat them and the level ends, yet they come in the seterusnya level as regular enemies. Maybe it’s a Dark Souls thing. Is Mucha Lucha: Mascaritas of the Lost Code the Dark Souls of licensed video games? No joke, as I was typing this, I am one handing the Gameboy, punching the enemy, and won. This game is so stupidly easy, it’s just flat out boring. I guess those were mini bosses, because sejak the will (or curse) of God, I made it to the end of the first level and reached the first boss, and guess what? It’s even easier. Not only can I one hand the Gameboy and beat the boss while typing it out at this very minute, but I did so without getting hit once and within thirty seconds. Yeah, no, I think I’ve seen enough. Do Buena Girl and The Flea play differently, I don’t know, nor do I care, because I hate this game.
I genuinely have no idea why Ubisoft wanted to siarkan all this garbage, but then again, this is the same company that published Little Nicky: The Video Game, so this was to be expected. Mascaritas of the Lost Code is a game that a four tahun old could play, maybe even younger. There is no challenge, no effort required, and definitely no fun. anda just mash a single button and alih forward. It’s the Final Fantasi XIII of licensed games. And it’s a cold hari in hell when I gotta compare something to Final Fantasi XIII.
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent pisang even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a pisang is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but anda can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a lebih stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are Kelab song)
pisang pisang kambing biri-biri are there Friends
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a pisang is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but anda can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a lebih stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are Kelab song)
pisang pisang kambing biri-biri are there Friends
BANANAS
one hari that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny berkata hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first tarikh ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him utama AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO utama AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE berkata WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE berkata COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton Kandi road like 45 like saat lalu and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like anda like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went utama and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like hari in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't anda wanna mix cotton Kandi and popscicles!
That was like a like better like hari in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't anda wanna mix cotton Kandi and popscicles!
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Naga say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. ikan say blub blub blub.
13. unikorn say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Naga say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. ikan say blub blub blub.
13. unikorn say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond alih 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got utama and found the wife preparing makan malam, majlis makan malam and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 lebih feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she balas back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond alih 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got utama and found the wife preparing makan malam, majlis makan malam and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 lebih feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she balas back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic saat line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying anda simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Cinta your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying anda simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Cinta your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'