Rawak Article: bahagian, atas 10 Greatest Superheroes (Joke List)

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bahagian, atas 10 Greatest Superheroes (Joke List)

posted by whatsupbugs

There's so many great superheroes out there and it's time to talk about the greatest out of all them. These Heroes stand for what is right and tunjuk the bad guys who is boss.

10. the entire PAW Patrol gang

There was a PAW Patrol superhero special, so they totally count as official superheroes. Forget about the Justice League and the Avengers. Clearly, this is the best superhero team. Together, they'll bark away Mayor Humdinger, one of the scariest villains of all time.

9. Detective Pikachu

Some might try to say that Detective Pikachu isn't a superhero. However, Batman's a detective and is considered a superhero. Based on that, Pikachu is a superhero and he's obviously one of the smartest.

8. Sailor Venus

She has the best hair and I'm shamelessly shallow.

7. Mermaid Man

Aquaman and Namor are lame compared to Mermaid Man, the most agile and powerful ocean-themed superhero of all time. Let's hope Jason Momoa forgets about playing Aquaman and starts playing Mermaid Man, the true master of the ocean.

6. Vegeta

Vegeta, from Dragon Ball Z, may be a morally-ambiguous anti-hero, but his power level is over 9000, so anda gotta give the guy some credit. Plus, he's a hilarious, self-obsessed punk, which makes him a great role-model.

5. Jack Sparrow

He's Captain Jack Sparrow, mate. He can escape from any enemy and win the respect of every hero in the franchise, despite being a sneaky and immature pirate. Plus, he's played sejak Johnny Depp, which is one of the best superpowers, that anybody could ever ask for.

4. Selene

Selene, the bintang of Underworld, is a vampire, who fights against other vampires. I know Underworld isn't considered to be a superhero franchise, but I'm a big peminat of these movies, so I'm putting Selene on the list. Plus, Blade, who's also a vampire fighter, is sometimes considered to be a superhero, so me putting Selene on the senarai is perfectly okay.

3. Twilight Sparkle

There was a My Little kuda, kuda kecil superhero-themed episode, so putting her on this senarai is totally fair and justified. Sure, Superman's the man of steel and Batman's the dark knight, but Twilight Sparkle is the princess of friendship. Who needs superpowers when anda can redeem your enemies with the magic of Equestria's most adorable pony?

2. the Kool-Aid Man

Is the Kool-Aid Man a true hero? Oh, yeah! Did the Kool-Aid Man have his own Marvel comic? Oh, yeah! Does that make him the coolest, mightiest, and most important character in all of Marvel comics? Oh, yeah!

1. Queen Elsa

anda might wonder how Elsa could be considered a superhero. Well, I have the perfect answer: Iceman is a superhero and a member of the X-Men and Elsa has the same type of powers, except Elsa's much stronger. Plus, she knows how to look good in a nice dress, while performing a musical number in the middle of nowhere, which is essential for crimefighting. Elsa is the coolest superhero ever and I don't mind that, because the cold never bothered me anyways.

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Alpha & Echo

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The Witch's House

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Promotional Kitten Basket?

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Medieval Torture Devices

posted by Nein-Nein

The brazen lembu, lembu jantan an execution device

The brazen bull an execution device

The period known as the Middle Ages stands out as one of the most violent eras in history. This epoch, lasting roughly 1,000 years, from the 5th century to the 15th, was a time of great inequality and brutality in much of Europe.
Here are some of the devices used to punish and torture criminals :-

THE BRAZEN lembu, lembu jantan :
The Brazen lembu, lembu jantan was a hollow brass statue crafted to resemble a real bull. Victims were placed inside, usually with their tongues cut out first. The door was shut, sealing them in. Fires would then be lit around the bull. As the victim succumbed to the searing heat inside,...

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100 Hottest Male selebriti (In My Opinion) Part 1

posted by saz19126

Please note that these are all my opinion so some of these may perhaps not be to everyone's tastes but there we are. Also these aren't in any particular order - it would take forever to put them all in an order lol. I won't bore anda with too much Penulisan - surely you're just after the pictures right? :) Oh and lastly for the actors I've only put my favourite film/tv tunjuk that they've been in - it's not that I'm being ignorant about their other work

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Name: Kris Lemche (Actor)
From: Final Destination 3
Character: Ian McKinley
Attraction: His gothy style in this film - haven't seen him in anything...

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Wise Petikan about Life

posted by dodo4

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The lebih he gives to others, the lebih he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer atau lebih flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a sumber of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever anda ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...

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50 most hated tv characters (according to FHM magazine)

posted by HuddyJoy0524

FHM Magazine released a senarai a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do anda all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people atau that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late tunjuk With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved sejak The...

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posted by scarlet009

not sejak me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot atau putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast Makanan restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool

posted by BellaCullen96

Stand on bahagian, atas of the high board and say anda won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because anda have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend anda can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the bahagian, atas of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

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Why did the chicken menyeberang, menyeberang, cross the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to menyeberang, cross the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

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17 ways to annoy people in school

posted by Feathershine

1. Flick pencil erasers at the teacher then deny it
2. Say "I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u!.." keep doing it and see the teachers reaction
3. Pass notes in class, and when they tell u to stop say "we were sharing notes"
4. During Suisse/tests when everything is quiet say "Why is it so quiet in here?"
5. During tests when your done, turn in your chair if someone else is done, start whispering across the room to them
6. When your in the hallways push people and yell "PUSH AND SHOVE!!"
7. During tests/quizes turn to someone who's finished and mimic them
8. Steal peoples supplies then...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service meja and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid atau a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

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My bahagian, atas 10 Biggest Animated Dumba** Damsel's In Distress

posted by KataraLover

Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so anda don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...

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My 10 WORST Animated Heroines of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

A week lalu I made an artikel of my 20 kegemaran animated heroines so I thought I'd make an artikel for my 10 least kegemaran animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let anda know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a komen on what anda think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved Disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...

Guy

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a My Little kuda, kuda kecil peminat fiction. If anda do not like talking Kuda that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

The bulatan comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed sejak the name, WindWakerGuy430

The peminat fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Windwakerguy430 peminat Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate...

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My own little review on Helluva Boss (or least my opinions)

posted by Canada24

So I'll try to make this sound professional, but I'm not a real critic, I use to like pretending I was but.. I'm not..

Now as we all know this tunjuk has gone a long way, the animasi changed, but what hadn't changed is who my favourite character is.. It's Blitz.

Right from the pilot I always liked Blitzo, Brandon Roger's infectious energy just immediately hooked me, and I never even heard of Brandon Rogers, I looked him up shortly after. I have sort of mixed feelings about the rest of his performances, least at first. He did grow on me, but I still much prefer him as Blitzo.

And I also knew right...

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RICK AND MORTY REVIEW:

posted by Canada24

Probably my favourite character

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I checked the poll, R & M won. I'm happy about that honestly, cause this is a tunjuk I've been binge watching lately anyway, so this is easier..

No I have not seen every episode, probably won't at all. Honestly this tunjuk was getting a little dull. And I kinda just stopped watching after a bit. As they were all reruns anyway, and were never in order. Was just on Adult Swim, which isn't exactly my kegemaran channel.

Anyway, lets start with some personal backstory..

So orginally I was suppose to review this tunjuk several years ago, but I only ended up seeing the first 3 atau 4 episodes, and I...

Bad Auditions sejak Bad Actors

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song (Start at 0:46): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog peminat Fiction

Bad Auditions sejak Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's Berlakon Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The...

Drag-On... And On... And On - Drakengard (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of anda may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a lebih popular game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Jepun as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created sejak Yoko Taro, who created it to make a lebih grim RPG with no morally just...