Chapter-1
tahun 1920. Mir Jack. Mir is a detective. But, he doesn’t investigate cheating wives atau crooked business partners. He investigates things that go bump in the night . When a beautiful blonde strolls into his office and says someone is trying to kill her, he smells danger. Too bad he needs the money.
How he got started with paranormal investigations is a long story. Something took his wife from him. Jane was his whole world. Now she's gone. He has been running down leads ever since.
It's an arduous task, prying into the dark and creeping things. Plenty of people won't even acknowledge the belief in ghosts and goblins, let alone consult a detective about it. And the cops? Solving the stranger side is not their interests. Mir knows it well because he used to be one of them. Now he works for himself, which implies most months the bills go unpaid. This bulan is not exceptional either.
His office on the saat floor named with a tajuk " Private dick seterusnya door" . It's exactly the sort of place anda would not expect a private dick to hang his hat.
Packed with hidden trap doors and secret stash barrels, the Detective Office is just an inconvenient cog in a high-end Kandi smuggling operation. As our private eye is puzzling over his clues, the pigeons are peeking in through his skylight to make sure he's occupied.
Despite being low on budget , sometimes Mir buys candies for the magnificent mischievous little Kandi smugglers living in the neighbourhood. They are a bunch of restless agile kids who sell informations in exchange of candies.
There is a big long cloud, and it's stretched out, like a rope. At the end of it, the sun is
like a yellow hole .
The sunlit clouds drifted across the clear blue sky. Trees swayed gently in the breeze in the warm tropical sunshine.
He is at the office, feet up on the desk, a paperback in hand when a leggy blonde in a garis halus, pinstripe mini-skirt and a black fedora with a lipstick the colour of temptation saunters in.
The sweet smell of aroma lingers in the air so that when Mir crosses the threshold it's like a shot of adrenaline right to his heart. Silence crashes down around him. She smiles. "I must be surrounded. She could have me killed right now but she won't. Where's the sport in that? So much lebih fun to have me loose my mind. But I won't. I won't." Mir thinks to himself. She steps nearer, the aroma is now so heady it's almost poison. He wants to hold his breath but this is not going to be quick.
Mir settles deeper into his swivel chair, laces his fingers behind his head and says "Captivating dame like anda walks into my office -- usually leads to trouble. "
She takes a kerusi, tempat duduk in one of the tatty office chairs across the meja from Mir and crosses her legs.
"Sign on the door says anda are a detective."
"So it does. What can I do for you? "
"Someone’s trying to kill me." she says.
"Why the hell anyone would one to kill such a gorgeous looking woman? "
"That's what I want anda to find out."
Mir chuckles. "Fair enough. However, the introduction between us hasn’t been properly sketched yet. "
"Bubble tease. "
Mir coughs and clears his throat. It's suddenly hot in here. The urge to put a finger in his kolar and tug is being strongly resisted sejak him. "And why do anda think there is an attempt to kill you? "
She doesn’t answer right away. She shudders almost imperceptibly, but Mir pretends not to notice. He waits her out. A silent pause for a right amount of time is being celebrated.
Finally, she says " I'm part of a performance crew at a club, Mr. Mir Jack. In fact, I am the singer of the team and have become the most popular member ."
He's curious as the way her face pinches as she admits this, but he merely says " Call me Mir. " and leans back in his chair knowing she is about to explain herself.
She nods and takes a breath.
" As I mentioned, Mir, I am the most popular crew member from the performance team. I am now the bahagian, atas singer -- the reason they sell tickets. I think that's why someone is probably trying to kill me. Only, not in any normal sense. anda see the other sebelumnya no. 1 spot holders all died. "
"How's that?"
Bubble shrugs. " Varieties of ways. Foxxy got run over sejak a bus and Rita fell out of a 7th floor window. "
" Sounds like a pair of unfortunate accidents ." Mir tells her.
"That's what the boys down at the station house concluded." She gets up and paces the floor. "But, anda don't know all the facts. "
"Excuse my ignorance. Apparently, I happen to be not an omniscient deity" Mir balas sarcastically.
Bubble laughs and says " I will spit the facts and clues, alright. Just hold your fire."
"I am listening. "
"Foxxy was paranoid of crossing traffic. It was practically a phobia with her. Her father got run over and killed when she was 11 years old, anda see. It stuck with her. "
" That sort of things always does. "
" She was always cautious. There’s no way in hell Foxxy walked out into traffic without checking first. "
"Either of them take drugs? atau any drinking issue?"
She gives him an exasperated look. "Just because we are dancers and singers doesn’t mean we're booze hounds as well, Mr. Jack."
"You didn’t answer my question."
"It's true that Foxxy likes to hit the bottle sometimes, but she wasn't drinking that night. I am certain of it because I was with her all hari till she left. And Rita... She was strait-laced. A good lad. She fell out of a hotel window that doesn’t open. Just fell right out. Even the police couldn’t explain it. "
Mir leans back and makes a steeple out of his fingers.
"That is suspicious indeed. The bobbies look into it?"
She snorts. "In a city like Deadslump? No one cares if a couple of singers and dancers turn up dead. The cops lists it as accidents. "
"Big blue meanies aren’t really open-minded about this sort of things." Mir agrees". "Howbeit, I don't entirely blame them because their ignorance stems from the lack of expertise on this subject. They cannot see beyond the realms of this realities logic. So, anyway, what do their deaths got to do with you? What entice the belief that anda are next? "
Bubble inched over her own thoughts like a measuring worm. With a brooding look, she responded " Both were headliners. Both were popular and had my part. Someone atau something killed them, Mir. I just know it! Won't anda help me, Mir? "
Mir weighs his options. This is the first paying gig he has seen in a while and he could really use the money. Despite the urge for asking expensive payment, Mir felt sympathy for this girl.
At the moment, he felt like he would have telah diberi anything for the power to soothe her frail soul, tormenting itself in its invincible ignorance like a small bird beating about the cruel wires of a cage. However, without money, it’s not possible for him to properly investigate since he has no money at all at the moment. So, he decided to ask for a mid-range payment that should be not lebih than sufficient for the investigation.
"Of course I will help, but I don't work for free. "
"I understand. How much? "
"50 dollars a day, plus 80 upfront." He tells her.
Bubble gives another long look, like she could see right into his very soul... figuring out what type of man he is. Mir suppresses a smile as she renders her verdict sejak opening her fashionably small pocketbook with a deft click, rapidly counting out the money. After the clarification of the money part, he turns on to real business.
"So, did they have any enemies? Financial problems? Debt that she is not repaying? Any jealous ex-boyfriend? "
Bubble only shakes her head.
"So what about you, then? Any enemies? "
For a heartbeat atau two
she breathed in, held the air, and let it out. With a quivering lip, blinking eyes, color rising in cheeks, she berkata " No..Not exactly enemy, but my ex-boyfriend do appears at the club regularly. But, he does nothing troubling. It's true that he is a creep and his presence discomforts me. He knows it very well and may be that's why is regular at the club. He comes in every Friday night. "
"Tell me more. " Mir inquires.
"He has a flushed rosy skin with dark coaled eyes. And a ring on his pinky."
"Can anda give me his adress?" Mir asked.
"Absolutely." she replies. With vice-like grip, she grabbed the pen and started Penulisan the adress in a paper like a thousand candles lighting the way.
"Here. " She says.
"Alright. These were essential clues. I will start my investigation grounded on these intels."
"Thanks for taking my case, Mir. I will see anda on Friday night? Really hope anda will be there to see my performance . "
"Count on it, doll."
tahun 1920. Mir Jack. Mir is a detective. But, he doesn’t investigate cheating wives atau crooked business partners. He investigates things that go bump in the night . When a beautiful blonde strolls into his office and says someone is trying to kill her, he smells danger. Too bad he needs the money.
How he got started with paranormal investigations is a long story. Something took his wife from him. Jane was his whole world. Now she's gone. He has been running down leads ever since.
It's an arduous task, prying into the dark and creeping things. Plenty of people won't even acknowledge the belief in ghosts and goblins, let alone consult a detective about it. And the cops? Solving the stranger side is not their interests. Mir knows it well because he used to be one of them. Now he works for himself, which implies most months the bills go unpaid. This bulan is not exceptional either.
His office on the saat floor named with a tajuk " Private dick seterusnya door" . It's exactly the sort of place anda would not expect a private dick to hang his hat.
Packed with hidden trap doors and secret stash barrels, the Detective Office is just an inconvenient cog in a high-end Kandi smuggling operation. As our private eye is puzzling over his clues, the pigeons are peeking in through his skylight to make sure he's occupied.
Despite being low on budget , sometimes Mir buys candies for the magnificent mischievous little Kandi smugglers living in the neighbourhood. They are a bunch of restless agile kids who sell informations in exchange of candies.
There is a big long cloud, and it's stretched out, like a rope. At the end of it, the sun is
like a yellow hole .
The sunlit clouds drifted across the clear blue sky. Trees swayed gently in the breeze in the warm tropical sunshine.
He is at the office, feet up on the desk, a paperback in hand when a leggy blonde in a garis halus, pinstripe mini-skirt and a black fedora with a lipstick the colour of temptation saunters in.
The sweet smell of aroma lingers in the air so that when Mir crosses the threshold it's like a shot of adrenaline right to his heart. Silence crashes down around him. She smiles. "I must be surrounded. She could have me killed right now but she won't. Where's the sport in that? So much lebih fun to have me loose my mind. But I won't. I won't." Mir thinks to himself. She steps nearer, the aroma is now so heady it's almost poison. He wants to hold his breath but this is not going to be quick.
Mir settles deeper into his swivel chair, laces his fingers behind his head and says "Captivating dame like anda walks into my office -- usually leads to trouble. "
She takes a kerusi, tempat duduk in one of the tatty office chairs across the meja from Mir and crosses her legs.
"Sign on the door says anda are a detective."
"So it does. What can I do for you? "
"Someone’s trying to kill me." she says.
"Why the hell anyone would one to kill such a gorgeous looking woman? "
"That's what I want anda to find out."
Mir chuckles. "Fair enough. However, the introduction between us hasn’t been properly sketched yet. "
"Bubble tease. "
Mir coughs and clears his throat. It's suddenly hot in here. The urge to put a finger in his kolar and tug is being strongly resisted sejak him. "And why do anda think there is an attempt to kill you? "
She doesn’t answer right away. She shudders almost imperceptibly, but Mir pretends not to notice. He waits her out. A silent pause for a right amount of time is being celebrated.
Finally, she says " I'm part of a performance crew at a club, Mr. Mir Jack. In fact, I am the singer of the team and have become the most popular member ."
He's curious as the way her face pinches as she admits this, but he merely says " Call me Mir. " and leans back in his chair knowing she is about to explain herself.
She nods and takes a breath.
" As I mentioned, Mir, I am the most popular crew member from the performance team. I am now the bahagian, atas singer -- the reason they sell tickets. I think that's why someone is probably trying to kill me. Only, not in any normal sense. anda see the other sebelumnya no. 1 spot holders all died. "
"How's that?"
Bubble shrugs. " Varieties of ways. Foxxy got run over sejak a bus and Rita fell out of a 7th floor window. "
" Sounds like a pair of unfortunate accidents ." Mir tells her.
"That's what the boys down at the station house concluded." She gets up and paces the floor. "But, anda don't know all the facts. "
"Excuse my ignorance. Apparently, I happen to be not an omniscient deity" Mir balas sarcastically.
Bubble laughs and says " I will spit the facts and clues, alright. Just hold your fire."
"I am listening. "
"Foxxy was paranoid of crossing traffic. It was practically a phobia with her. Her father got run over and killed when she was 11 years old, anda see. It stuck with her. "
" That sort of things always does. "
" She was always cautious. There’s no way in hell Foxxy walked out into traffic without checking first. "
"Either of them take drugs? atau any drinking issue?"
She gives him an exasperated look. "Just because we are dancers and singers doesn’t mean we're booze hounds as well, Mr. Jack."
"You didn’t answer my question."
"It's true that Foxxy likes to hit the bottle sometimes, but she wasn't drinking that night. I am certain of it because I was with her all hari till she left. And Rita... She was strait-laced. A good lad. She fell out of a hotel window that doesn’t open. Just fell right out. Even the police couldn’t explain it. "
Mir leans back and makes a steeple out of his fingers.
"That is suspicious indeed. The bobbies look into it?"
She snorts. "In a city like Deadslump? No one cares if a couple of singers and dancers turn up dead. The cops lists it as accidents. "
"Big blue meanies aren’t really open-minded about this sort of things." Mir agrees". "Howbeit, I don't entirely blame them because their ignorance stems from the lack of expertise on this subject. They cannot see beyond the realms of this realities logic. So, anyway, what do their deaths got to do with you? What entice the belief that anda are next? "
Bubble inched over her own thoughts like a measuring worm. With a brooding look, she responded " Both were headliners. Both were popular and had my part. Someone atau something killed them, Mir. I just know it! Won't anda help me, Mir? "
Mir weighs his options. This is the first paying gig he has seen in a while and he could really use the money. Despite the urge for asking expensive payment, Mir felt sympathy for this girl.
At the moment, he felt like he would have telah diberi anything for the power to soothe her frail soul, tormenting itself in its invincible ignorance like a small bird beating about the cruel wires of a cage. However, without money, it’s not possible for him to properly investigate since he has no money at all at the moment. So, he decided to ask for a mid-range payment that should be not lebih than sufficient for the investigation.
"Of course I will help, but I don't work for free. "
"I understand. How much? "
"50 dollars a day, plus 80 upfront." He tells her.
Bubble gives another long look, like she could see right into his very soul... figuring out what type of man he is. Mir suppresses a smile as she renders her verdict sejak opening her fashionably small pocketbook with a deft click, rapidly counting out the money. After the clarification of the money part, he turns on to real business.
"So, did they have any enemies? Financial problems? Debt that she is not repaying? Any jealous ex-boyfriend? "
Bubble only shakes her head.
"So what about you, then? Any enemies? "
For a heartbeat atau two
she breathed in, held the air, and let it out. With a quivering lip, blinking eyes, color rising in cheeks, she berkata " No..Not exactly enemy, but my ex-boyfriend do appears at the club regularly. But, he does nothing troubling. It's true that he is a creep and his presence discomforts me. He knows it very well and may be that's why is regular at the club. He comes in every Friday night. "
"Tell me more. " Mir inquires.
"He has a flushed rosy skin with dark coaled eyes. And a ring on his pinky."
"Can anda give me his adress?" Mir asked.
"Absolutely." she replies. With vice-like grip, she grabbed the pen and started Penulisan the adress in a paper like a thousand candles lighting the way.
"Here. " She says.
"Alright. These were essential clues. I will start my investigation grounded on these intels."
"Thanks for taking my case, Mir. I will see anda on Friday night? Really hope anda will be there to see my performance . "
"Count on it, doll."
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Friends atau anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one hari he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they berkata goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The seterusnya hari Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset atau lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one hari he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they berkata goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The seterusnya hari Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset atau lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Yeah anda know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing junk, sarap in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz anda know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing junk, sarap in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz anda know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Age - 18
Gender - female
Friends - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her Rawak symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Friends - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her Rawak symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Friends - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Rawak Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Friends - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His Rawak Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know lebih than anda all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Friends - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her Rawak sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. anda can stuff a bantal with the tikus bulu on the sofa, kerusi panjang alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. anda don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. anda can stuff a bantal with the tikus bulu on the sofa, kerusi panjang alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. anda don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)