Rawak Article: FIVE ''GREAT” MORALS FROM GOOSEBUMPS:

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posted by Canada24

#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court sejak the Reality Police and put on trial simply because anda berkata your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog sejak a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget anda ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret. Also, anda are almost definitely going to get turned into a werewolf some time soon. There’s really no getting around this last one. Sorry!

#4: I AM YOUR EVIL CLONE:
Do not trust science. Science just wants to clone anda to get at your sweet, tender innard-meats..

#5: ALL THE CAMP RELATED EPISIODES:
Do NOT, under any circumstance, go to fucking camp!
And, I don’t know, maybe try to find some better parents? Ha ha ha, just kidding, there are no better parents. You’re stuck in this nightmare for the rest of your life!!

Kuro_Hyou666 and pinkbloom like this

pinkbloom Are you talking about the book series?

Kuro_Hyou666 ^ I think he is. But, Im surprised, because he never said 'don't become a bee' XD

Kuro_Hyou666 Dude, Canada, you're hilarious asf! This is some good shit. Man, I loved Goosebumps when I was a kid.

pinkbloom Damn I still love it...I have got a whole collection of them on my bookshelf XD Some are really scary to read at night. Anyways reading horror story is my favorite passtime.

Scourgestar Ah, don't forget the best one! " A demonic puppet is trying to kill me, but my parents think that I'm either lying or crazy and should be sent to a help center"!

pinkbloom I remember that dummy called Slappy!

Canada24 yeah, slappy is super popular

Canada24 And I was talking about both the series 'and' books

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Legend of Zelda Rap: Lyrics

posted by -SkySplitter-

Legend of Zelda Rap: sejak Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh anda thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen anda f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't anda think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give...

The Legend Of Hiro:Episode 2, Margonia

posted by Tailsfan99

Jeremy:Yeah, why wouldn't I?" ???:"Exactly! Now follow the stranger into this magic portal!" Suddenly, Jeremy felt a rumble. Jeremy:"Hey! What are anda doing!?" Just then Jeremy blacked out. He then woke up in a castle? Jeremy:"Where am I!?" ???:"Your in Margonia! Names Oliver. Don't anda know that fictional things are real? Mario's a nice guy, he's kind of annoying with his jumping sound effects, and Sonic is...well, OK. I mean, anda don't really get used to giant talking foxes and stuff that easily.

And don't even get me STARTED on this guy! I mean, who would be bad-ass enough to carry a sword...

Frozen Movie Review

posted by Tailsfan99

Frozen," the latest Disney musical extravaganza, preaches the importance of embracing your true nature but seems to be at odds with itself.

The animated, 3-D adventure wants to enliven and subvert the conventions of typical Disney princess Filem while simultaneously remaining true to their aesthetic trappings for maximum merchandising potential. It encourages young women to support and stay loyal to each other—a crucial message when mean girls seem so prevalent—as long as some hunky potential suitors and adorable, wise-cracking creatures also are around to complete them.

It all seems so...