#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up sejak the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?
#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The Anjing turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into Anjing and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels atau something like that, I don't know. Stine himself hates this book.
#3: SHOCKER ON SHOCK STREET:
If the book’s incredibly naff tajuk isn’t enough of a clue that Stine may have been running low on ideas sejak this point, the twist – that the two main characters are actually robots – is clear proof.
#4: ATTACK OF THE JACK O'LANTERNS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters’ two Friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens. Ruins my whole weekend..
#5: MY BEST FRIEND IS INVISABLE:
The ghost is actually an invisible human, who reveals his Mum made him invisible because he's so hideous looking. It turns out the main characters all have tentacles and multiple eyes, and – in the universe in which the book is set – humans are actually an endangered species.. Sure, why not.
#6: MY HAIRIEST ADVENTURE:
The book ends with Larry, now a dog, watching his parents bringing utama a newborn baby girl named Jasper. The baby has Jasper's yellow eyes. This implies that Dr. Murkin has now found a way to turn Kucing into people.
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog sejak a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget anda ever existed..
#7: DON'T GO TO SLEEP:
Matt remembers how boring his real life really is, and he says that he's back to his boring old reality again. Then the two Reality Police come back and say "Boring- Oh, Matt, the fun's just beginning!" Then the attic door slams shut, and the men laugh maniacally.
JONTRON: So remember kids. "never think". Other wise the reality police will and kill anda no matter what.
#8: THE GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
A girl discovers the head of her summer Membaca programme is actually a rather unpleasant, turtle-eating monster. In the end. It turns out she (and her parents) are also monsters. Because of coarse they are.
#9: HORROR AT CAMP JELLYJAM:
Wendy and her brother Elliot get separated from her parents and end up at a weird camp, where (like every single other book Stine sets at a camp) odd stuff happens and children routinely disappear.. . It turns out the camp’s disappeared children are forced to work as slaves, cleaning a giant monster made of jelly.. Obviously.
#10: GO EAT WORMS:
Todd decides to abandon his worm hobby once and for all sejak tossing his worms out into the garden, and he begins to collect beautiful rama-rama, taman rama-rama specimens instead, much to the delight of his sister.
Todd is then awakened sejak a giant rama-rama, taman rama-rama holding a huge silver pin who has shown up to take revenge.
DOUG WALKER: anda know! For kids!
The camp is actually a hoax set up sejak the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?
#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The Anjing turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into Anjing and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels atau something like that, I don't know. Stine himself hates this book.
#3: SHOCKER ON SHOCK STREET:
If the book’s incredibly naff tajuk isn’t enough of a clue that Stine may have been running low on ideas sejak this point, the twist – that the two main characters are actually robots – is clear proof.
#4: ATTACK OF THE JACK O'LANTERNS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters’ two Friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens. Ruins my whole weekend..
#5: MY BEST FRIEND IS INVISABLE:
The ghost is actually an invisible human, who reveals his Mum made him invisible because he's so hideous looking. It turns out the main characters all have tentacles and multiple eyes, and – in the universe in which the book is set – humans are actually an endangered species.. Sure, why not.
#6: MY HAIRIEST ADVENTURE:
The book ends with Larry, now a dog, watching his parents bringing utama a newborn baby girl named Jasper. The baby has Jasper's yellow eyes. This implies that Dr. Murkin has now found a way to turn Kucing into people.
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog sejak a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget anda ever existed..
#7: DON'T GO TO SLEEP:
Matt remembers how boring his real life really is, and he says that he's back to his boring old reality again. Then the two Reality Police come back and say "Boring- Oh, Matt, the fun's just beginning!" Then the attic door slams shut, and the men laugh maniacally.
JONTRON: So remember kids. "never think". Other wise the reality police will and kill anda no matter what.
#8: THE GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
A girl discovers the head of her summer Membaca programme is actually a rather unpleasant, turtle-eating monster. In the end. It turns out she (and her parents) are also monsters. Because of coarse they are.
#9: HORROR AT CAMP JELLYJAM:
Wendy and her brother Elliot get separated from her parents and end up at a weird camp, where (like every single other book Stine sets at a camp) odd stuff happens and children routinely disappear.. . It turns out the camp’s disappeared children are forced to work as slaves, cleaning a giant monster made of jelly.. Obviously.
#10: GO EAT WORMS:
Todd decides to abandon his worm hobby once and for all sejak tossing his worms out into the garden, and he begins to collect beautiful rama-rama, taman rama-rama specimens instead, much to the delight of his sister.
Todd is then awakened sejak a giant rama-rama, taman rama-rama holding a huge silver pin who has shown up to take revenge.
DOUG WALKER: anda know! For kids!
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course anda don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights lalu and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Penulisan skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? lebih like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course anda don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights lalu and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Penulisan skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? lebih like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
10. Tell a Rawak person anda Cinta them
9. go up to a worker and ask them Rawak questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big atau for guys just a Rawak bra and ask a worker how anda look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a Rawak person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat Makanan before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the bahagian, atas of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them Rawak questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big atau for guys just a Rawak bra and ask a worker how anda look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a Rawak person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat Makanan before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the bahagian, atas of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS pisau AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours atau mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do anda put that back?"
I had a lot of fun Penulisan these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours atau mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do anda put that back?"
I had a lot of fun Penulisan these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.