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posted by Canada24
1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have anda been Membaca Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)

2:
Father: What did anda do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT roti FOR FUCK SAKES!!

3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will anda be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE NBA?!?!

4:
Father: (in car) How do anda drive this thing?!
Son: What?
Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?!
Son: anda use an engine
Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?!
Son: The past hundred years
Father: Oh, alright..
(Skip to them coming back from McDonalds)
Son: anda totalled my goddamn car!
Father: We are walking back.
Son: anda TOTALLED THE CAR!!
Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets?
Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I...
Father: (falls to knees) NOOO-
(ends video)

5:
Father: (pulling off belt, preparing to hit his son as punishment for something) My uh, my belt's pretty loose, give me a saat son, my belts pretty loose, can you, can anda take a look at it

6:
Father: Yes! My character is ready!
Son: He's purple
Father: (angrily) He's PERFECT not purple!!

7:
Father: Yes my new topi keledar is here! (puts it on) What anda think?
Son: ....... IT'S LITERARY THE SAM-
(end video)

8:
Son: (playing Skyrim NPC) (pulls out knife) Threat detected! (goes to attack him)
Father: (realizing the threat, calmly punches his entire head off)

9:
Son: anda Lost YELLING PRIVILEGES!! (snaps and they end up in AMSR)
Father: (whispering) What did anda do?!

10:
Father: (throws in skeleton)
Son: What is that?!
Father: (calmly) He got in my way.

11:
Father: anda know how time only goes backwards atau forwards?! What if it went, diagonally?!

12:
Son: hei Father, I got anda some water (literary throws it at him)
Father: Why thank you!!
posted by cute20k
Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd anda let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im Lost so howww
Did this happen?
And anda sit back just laughin
My hati, tengah-tengah left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres lebih to life than just a dream.
If anda don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt lebih than you'd think.

Are anda buying my trust?...
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posted by jujuh98
Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it berkata that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if anda don't then anda need to see a doctor!!
#1: JAWS:
Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.

A series starting with the stupidest moment is the yu, ikan jerung jumping on the boat.. mean WHAT!?
And ends with a yu, ikan jerung roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down sejak a yu, ikan jerung and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the berkata revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that was the sole purpose of killing Michael....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, bahagian, atas Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines bahagian, atas Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...
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EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a Rawak magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract anda as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) anda just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear


In the first CHiPs peminat fic, the Canterlot Highway Patrol dealt with ponies stealing cars. Now they're going to deal with robbers.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Larry Wilcox as Jon Baker
And Erik Estrada as Frank Poncherello in...

Jon & Frank: *On their police motorcycles, riding on the highway*
Frank: I can't wait to get my brand new Camaro partner.
Jon: I can't wait either. You've been talking about it so much, I think that everyone we chase drive's one of those, and I mess up our reports. *Turns right*

They were about to...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
So Inside was a pretty critically acclaimed game that is pretty recent. Not as baru-baru ini as some indie games I’ve discussed but I’d say it’s fresh in some people’s minds. But the creator of Inside, Playdead, is no stranger to mass critical acclaim. I think this is a game I’ve been waiting to play and discuss for a while, so allow me to introduce anda all to Limbo



I was tempted on saving Limbo for Corner of Horror instead of In-Indie, but I decided against it since, while atmospheric and pretty creepy at times, it’s not what I would consider a horror game. It’s as much a horror...
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