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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If anda have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that anda ask their opinion of everything.

7. After anda have your bath, bungkus, balut a bath towel around anda and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask anda what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping atau running into something. Look at the ground and whenever anda see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as anda can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an jam and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

17. When anda pancuran, pancuran mandian atau bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when anda laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When anda fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything anda see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minit then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and menyeberang, cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let anda buy what anda want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim anda have been abducted sejak aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask anda to call someone, stay where anda are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I Cinta anda Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take anda to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their meja chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid anda see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring utama the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want anda to see. Like a drop out atau a goth atau something. Tell them he/she's anda new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out mangga everywhere anda go
posted by slenderman777
I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if anda drive down this road on a hari were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then anda might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is berkata to be easy to recognize cause if its summer atau winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones anda can find in the stores. according to the story,if anda drive up along side her and roll down the window...
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Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls tunjuk that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little Chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, pelangi, rainbow jalang, perempuan jalang and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
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There's a reason why Shovel Knight is widely regarded as the best game of 2014, and here's why.

But first, since I'm lebih of a buzzkill than the bees in Donkey Kong Country, a little backstory.

Shovel Knight started out as a project on the popular website Kickstarter, which kickstarts new ideas and is commonly used to make and invent new things. Then came....

*Insert cliche as hell hallelujah music*

This game, Shovel Knight.

Now since this isn't a review, I'm just going to give what I think of it, that way this doesn't turn into one of those god-forsaken 1,000 word essays anda had to do in a week...
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anda know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do anda recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if anda ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Krismas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't anda guide my sleigh tonight

Then how all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer
You'll go down in history

Rudolph the...
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#11: Swarm

Swarm is a a former Nazi scientist, named Fritz Von Meyer. He became Swarm after mutant bees devoured him.

#10: The Beetle

There are three different Beetles to choose from. They are Abner Jenkins, Leila Davis, and Janice Lincoln.

#9: The Molten Man

Molten Man was once named Mark Raxton, a scientist for Oscorp. His body was altered in a chemical explosion, causing him to be a villain made of fire.

#8: Hydro Man

Hydro Man was once known as Morris Bench, a man who worked on a shipyard, until he was genetically altered sejak radiation.

#7: Dr.Spencer Smythe and the labah-labah Slayers

Dr.Spencer Smythe...
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 Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
anda better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling anda why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty atau nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees anda when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad atau good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...
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rimson, Crimson, Crimson topi keledar of V3
Double Typhoon, the tali pinggang of Life
The wind-wheels of Strength and Technique spin
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood screams with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my strength
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

Blue, Blue, Blue Bike of V3
Hurricane Jump a flying machine
The wheels and wings defeat monsters
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood burns with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my life
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

White, White, White Muffler of V3
Twin wings that soar in the sky
Justice and Cinta protect the world
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood agitates with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my body
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice
posted by Tailsfan99
Frozen," the latest Disney musical extravaganza, preaches the importance of embracing your true nature but seems to be at odds with itself.

The animated, 3-D adventure wants to enliven and subvert the conventions of typical Disney princess Filem while simultaneously remaining true to their aesthetic trappings for maximum merchandising potential. It encourages young women to support and stay loyal to each other—a crucial message when mean girls seem so prevalent—as long as some hunky potential suitors and adorable, wise-cracking creatures also are around to complete them.

It all seems so...
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Nobody believes in the end of the world
A sadistic melody thunders through the air
Darkness was born, Darkness haunts, and Darkness rules
Fill this world rampant with despair with an insane love

Before time began,
there was the All spark
Like all great power,
someone wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war.

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time to resurrect, a bloody desire called sin
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Grasp eternal life with those hands

Nobody notices the darkness in hearts
Nobody can hear the screams from the heart
Covered in lies, controlling lies, and lies are allowed
Fill this...
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Just one lebih time before I go
I'll let anda know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive

Nobody can save anda now
The king is down
It's do atau die!
Nobody can save anda now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save anda now
IT'S DO atau DIE

[Guitars]

Nobody can save anda now
The king is down
It's do atau die!
Nobody can save anda now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save anda now
IT'S DO atau DIE

Just one lebih time before I go
I'll let anda know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
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1. We say things that aren't true to impress you

2. When we find out what anda like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always

3. We research periods and moodswings to know lebih about it

4. We're just as shy as anda are about relationships

5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier

6. We always pancuran, pancuran mandian before a date

7. We wear different clothes different days to see what anda like best

8. We gel our hair way too much

9. Most of us try to lean atau look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you

10. When you're gone, we binge out on Chocolate bars and soda...
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