1. When anda get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”
2. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend anda are deaf.
4. If he asks if anda knew how fast anda were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……
5. Ask if anda can see his gun.
6. When he says anda aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him sejak his first name.
11. Pretend anda are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks anda to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks anda to spread them, tell him anda don’t go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say “Usually my dates buy me makan malam, majlis makan malam first”
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause anda don’t like ink on your fingers.
19. After anda sign the ticket and give it to him, say “Oops! That’s the wrong name.”
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say “License and registration, please” right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read anda your rights, sing “La La La, I can’t hear you!”
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes anda away.
25. Before anda sign the ticket, pick your nose. anda have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it’s a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar…..
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like anda are retarded.
32. When he’s telling anda what anda did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells anda to stop, say what are anda talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donat and say hmmm….only 5 of anda here tonight…….
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five kegemaran Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say anda missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if anda can buy his car.
48. If he takes anda to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If anda know him, say anda had his wife for dinner.
51. If anda don’t know him, ask if anda can have his wife for dinner. Oops…I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When anda are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what anda gonna do with that.
59. If anda are female, say I don’t do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks anda in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say “Look at the pretty colors!”
62. Tell him anda like men in uniform.
63. Ask if anda can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
2. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend anda are deaf.
4. If he asks if anda knew how fast anda were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……
5. Ask if anda can see his gun.
6. When he says anda aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him sejak his first name.
11. Pretend anda are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks anda to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks anda to spread them, tell him anda don’t go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say “Usually my dates buy me makan malam, majlis makan malam first”
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause anda don’t like ink on your fingers.
19. After anda sign the ticket and give it to him, say “Oops! That’s the wrong name.”
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say “License and registration, please” right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read anda your rights, sing “La La La, I can’t hear you!”
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes anda away.
25. Before anda sign the ticket, pick your nose. anda have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it’s a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar…..
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like anda are retarded.
32. When he’s telling anda what anda did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells anda to stop, say what are anda talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donat and say hmmm….only 5 of anda here tonight…….
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five kegemaran Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say anda missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if anda can buy his car.
48. If he takes anda to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If anda know him, say anda had his wife for dinner.
51. If anda don’t know him, ask if anda can have his wife for dinner. Oops…I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When anda are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what anda gonna do with that.
59. If anda are female, say I don’t do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks anda in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say “Look at the pretty colors!”
62. Tell him anda like men in uniform.
63. Ask if anda can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
