Rawak Article: 10 most stupid soalan people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

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10 most stupid soalan people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When anda meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are anda doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t anda try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When anda ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets anda after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well anda haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and anda ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.

7. When anda get woken up at midnight sejak a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were anda sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry atau not. anda thought I was sleeping…. anda dumb witted moron.

8. When anda see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
hei have anda had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10.. anda are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so anda smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!

hyunakada33, Isabellagirl033 and 36 others like this

Twilight_Dream ha ha ha!! love this!! especially the one were someone gets woken up at midnight!XD

xXSweeneyXx That's so funny!

Fangirl99 ol funny :D

dustfinger lol the funeral one is mean

lexie2635 i lik #7

livrox Haha that's so funny

Shelly_McShelly awesome!!!

KatiiCullen94 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again. AND When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call… Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron. I WENT CRAZY WITH LAUGHTER!!

Norrapang funny i found the funeral one kind of insulting and mean though

KishuandIchigo lololol that was cool. at mcdonalds: question: may i take your order? answer- no. I just came here to stand around and do nothing

carsfan LMAO! XD those were HILARIOUS! XD

alijen 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair… Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding….color blind test jaw drop kkkkk

kinali41 Hilarious list! We've all been in those awkward situations. Laughter is the best response to these silly questions. Love the witty comebacks, especially the one about selling tickets at the movies. 😄🎬 #FunnyMoments #WittyResponses canlı tv

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my bahagian, atas 5 songs from The Weeknd's "After Hours"

posted by TimberHumphrey

so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my bahagian, atas 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i Cinta all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.

1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights

oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the lebih i listen to the album.

Elijah's Minecraft City "Razalia" is Stunning

posted by Dangerousloves

Razalia, Elijah Jones, Minecraft City First Look

Razalia, is a massive coastal city in the northern region of Skyline Country, and recently. His city Razalia has been a hot topic in the Minecraft Community. The city resembles a lot of Seattle and Portland. Which sejak are means, his utama cities of the northwest. Though Razalia has to be one of the most stunning cities. Several other cities in his world resemble different kinds of beauty from a perception of Minecraft no-one has ever seen

To see lebih of his cities, follow him on Reddit atau Minecraft Community Via Facebook.

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The Weeknd - Faith (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I Lost my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I Lost my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't anda cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...

The Weeknd - In Your Eyes (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Ooh yeah

I just pretend
That i'm in the dark
And i don't regret
'Cause my hati, tengah-tengah can't
Take a loss

I'd rather be
so oblivious
I'd rather be
with you

When it's said, when it's done, yeah
I don't ever wanna know
I can tell what you've done, yeah
When i look at you

In your eyes
I see there's something burning inside you
Oh, inside you
In your eyes
I know it hurts to smile, but anda try to
Oh, anda try to
You always try to hide the pain
You always know just what to say
I always look the other way
I'm blind, i'm blind
In your eyes
You lie, but i don't let it define you
Oh, define you

I try to find love
In someone else
too many...

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My JonTron Petikan went well so here's Rob Dyke/Gavagan Petikan

posted by Canada24

#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."

#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, anda know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what anda got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!

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"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have...

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Miraculous ladybug season 3 episode 2 (weredad) "eng dub" full episode!

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Hellfire Lyrics

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Hellfire Lyrics
A new musical based on the Victor Hugo novel and songs from the Disney film
The Hunchback of Notre Dame the Musical - Hellfire Lyrics

ARCHDEACON & PRIESTS
Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty)
Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)
Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael)
Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)

FROLLO
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
PRIESTS
(Et tibi Pater (And to you, Father))
FROLLO
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar,...

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Teen Titans Go Reasons to support it. Original Teen Titans returned cause of Teen Titans Go Movie.

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Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go.

Terra Strong voice actor/actress who played Raven berkata that the company will bring back Teen Titans Original for a season 6. But a catch is people have to support Teen Titans Go Movie. Meaning it has to do well in the Movie theaters. atau no original Teen Titans season 6 will not happen. Terra Strong berkata that is what the company told her. So support Teen Titans Go to the Filem in the Movie theater. I don't see why people wanna hate on Teen Titans Go. I was at Bookman's store before looking at the comics. And they had Teen Titans Bayi comics. When they were babies. And comics called Titans...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 13

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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sejak an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...