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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Cinta flirts.
3. A guy can like anda for a minute, and then forget anda afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are anda doing something?" atau "Have anda eaten already?" are the first usual soalan a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when anda talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell anda many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell anda many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When anda touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what anda are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" atau makes any excuses when you're asking him to do anda a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like anda and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. anda have to tell a guy what anda really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys Cinta their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get anda a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. anda can never understand him unless anda listen to him.
29. If a guy tells anda he loves anda once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before anda believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with anda may end up being admired sejak your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells anda about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. anda don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes anda is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep anda off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys Cinta girls with brains lebih than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years atau more.
51. anda have to tell a guy what anda really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in Cinta and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot lebih than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are Harimau in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks anda to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut atau silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as Cinta at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys Cinta girls who can cook atau bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has lebih problems than anda can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do lebih repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are lebih talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still Cinta them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked atau pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all sejak his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of anda atau he's criticizing you.
87. When anda catch him cheating on anda and he asks for a saat chance, give it to him. But when anda catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets anda go, he really loves you.
89. If anda have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at anda and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves anda lebih than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance buku that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. anda can tell if a guy is really hurt atau in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks anda for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters anda and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. anda can truly say that a guy has good intentions if anda see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for Nasihat not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys Cinta anda lebih than anda Cinta them if they are serious in your relationships.
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and Petikan and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If anda don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause anda are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. anda think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde atau skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of Kandi
7. anda can do anything-but not everything
8. anda may be physically...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell anda a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told anda to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If anda die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The popular girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my baju on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If anda are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some Rawak guy/girl = Is this kerusi, tempat duduk empty?
anda = Yes and this one will be too if anda sit here.

I'll write lebih soon!!!
 Emmanuel ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. foto courtesy Buah District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted sejak actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted sejak Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits seterusnya Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have anda tried menunjukkan him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed sejak funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like anda - very homosexually.
Contributed sejak funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - ikan Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first hari of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Friends after summer yay. Well the first hari of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Friends Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m utama and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She berkata “I might come back to page seterusnya semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! anda call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! anda DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All anda are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has lebih dick! I have an army of Red Coats! anda have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so anda guy will need a babysitter!


*10 minit later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 minit later*
Amber:I wuv teh parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are anda doing?
Amber:Having a teh party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President atau Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a tahun plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
posted by pollydbookworm
This itik walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the itik leaves.

The seterusnya day, the itik returns and asks, "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the itik leaves.

The hari after that, the itik walks in the store again and asks "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told anda no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if anda come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1. Every hari at school is the same
2. anda never know if your braids look digusting atau not
3. anda are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. anda would like to think that people notice atau even think about anda but anda are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows atau cares about
5. anda worry people will write nasty komen-komen on your Fanpop artikel that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all anda do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When anda only really have like 3 Friends at school and 2 of them...
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The tunjuk SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The tunjuk SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed sejak a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine minit of the tunjuk may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob atau Caillou, in which imej change lebih slowly, atau to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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I'm putting two funny artikel-artikel together in one, hope anda enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I Cinta deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would anda know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what anda need, and I'll tell you...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy menanggung, bear on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some Makanan while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the dapur and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the dapur was when Tina got utama she saw what the dapur was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their utama the Teddy menanggung, bear was hiding in the dapur cupboard as it chuckled...
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15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 minit power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course anda sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the bahagian, atas off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are anda discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...
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dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, saat i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her tali pinggang serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got utama my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started Membaca it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 saat later i hear my mother scream off the bahagian, atas of her lungs LILLY GET anda BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she berkata uuummm my homework...
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posted by kinga10111
..... Rawak Facts .....

If anda have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, anda have $1.19. anda also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.


President Kennedy was the fastest Rawak speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.


In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.


The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...
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1.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5.A yu, ikan jerung is the only ikan that can blink with both eyes.

6.There are lebih chickens than people in the world.

7.Two-thirds of the world's terung is grown in New Jersey.

8.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9.On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

10.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on...
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