• A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
• If anda spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If anda hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 sejak 20 foot room.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling peminat is on. A ceiling peminat can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit sejak a ceiling fan.
• When anda hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
• A six tahun old can start a api, kebakaran with a flint rock even though a 36 tahun old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four tahun old.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O anda put in a swimming pool anda still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials tunjuk they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
• Always look in the ketuhar before anda turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The api, kebakaran department in Austin, TX has a 5 minit response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make Kucing dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
• If anda spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If anda hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 sejak 20 foot room.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling peminat is on. A ceiling peminat can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit sejak a ceiling fan.
• When anda hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
• A six tahun old can start a api, kebakaran with a flint rock even though a 36 tahun old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four tahun old.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O anda put in a swimming pool anda still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials tunjuk they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
• Always look in the ketuhar before anda turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The api, kebakaran department in Austin, TX has a 5 minit response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make Kucing dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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