Rawak Article: 25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a basi

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole itik

•    All foam, no bir

•    Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

•    Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

•    Has an intellect rivalled only sejak garden tools

•    As smart as bait

•    Chimney's clogged

•    Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top

•    Forgot to pay his brain bill

•    His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

•    His tali pinggang doesn't go through all the loops

•    Missing a few buttons on his remote control

•    No grain in the silo

•    Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

•    Receiver is off the hook

•    Several nuts short of a full package

•    Too much yardage between the goal posts

misaki01, FionaLuvsFinn and 38 others like this

sarabeara "The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead" and "Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse" had me DYING!!!! <3

Abilei Lmfao!

sashlow "the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead" got me

springely ROFL!!! THIS IS FUNNY!!

MissKnowItAll I like to say ' a few seats short of a majority'.

Demonic_kitten Love those XD

carsfan ROTFLMAO! XD I LOVE THESE! :D

flabaloobalah hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe so trying these out on friends

FionaLuvsFinn omg these r awesome

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Ten Ways to Know You're Drinking too Much Coffee

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. anda grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. anda take foto-foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when anda sneeze.
5. anda don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and anda don’t even work there.
7. anda spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Kucing are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. anda can’t even remember your saat cup.
10. anda can jump-start your car without cables.

*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***

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My thoughts (part 3) Membaca

posted by smileypop9

Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 3. :DDDDDDDDD
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Reading. So that's what I'm going to write about now. I Cinta reading. It's fun, and it takes anda to a whole new world.
Don't anda hate it when someone on Fanpop writes: 'Me, reading? pffttt -_-' atau something along those lines on their profil page when they are asked for their kegemaran books? I know I do.
..
I mean, how can anda hate reading? anda read every day. You're Membaca now. So don't put 'I don't read' on your profil page, cos anda obviously do.
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To those who don't...

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kabin for the Summer-Chapter Six:Beth

posted by moolah

kabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in Cinta with. But, he’d broken my hati, tengah-tengah lebih than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...

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REBECCA BLACK TO MAKE A CD?!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five lebih songs, can anda believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even berkata that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her seterusnya CD Rebecca promises to have a lebih natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress

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What I think of Justin Bieber

posted by smileypop9

Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, atau Cinta the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate komen-komen have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't Cinta him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a Rawak boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate komen-komen etc, but I don't post 'OMG I Cinta JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' komen-komen either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...

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kabin for the Summer-Chapter Two:Ella

posted by moolah

kabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my Friends a kabin for the summer. “Zack, anda really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my Friends too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
When...

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kabin for the Summer-Chapter One:Tori

posted by moolah

kabin for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I Cinta loads.
I was at home, after graduation whenever my orange blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....

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Rawak fight

posted by yoj123

I was walking utama from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ikan paus drove sejak in his sedan and berkata happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.

I was like wow I went utama and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a ikan tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!

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Always & Forever (Chapter One: Tuesdays-SHORT)

posted by moolah

Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays

Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right sejak me, it gives me lebih time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...

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Here's A Cold One For Ya!: Facts

posted by darkkhorn19

If anda have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, anda have $1.19. anda also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest Rawak speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...

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InvaderCalliope's tunjuk

posted by invadercalliope

Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and 1 then Mellow then Near!
I do Cinta Misa though!
I Cinta beras balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I Cinta my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I Cinta the colors: kapur, limau nipis Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I Cinta the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!

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Let's put on a play! part 3 ~ The costumes

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own angsa, swan costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here anda are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look lebih ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?

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HOW TO BE Friends WITH AN EX

posted by ShiningsTar542

It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be Friends with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for anda then it is lebih than possible that with a little time anda two can go back to being friends.

Friends and just friends. anda must be clear about what anda want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what anda want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart anda still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then anda are ready to be Friends again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>

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Country People Don't Care If They Get Killed sejak A Rawak api, kebakaran

posted by cloudstrifefan

Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Friends and the api, kebakaran alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!

So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the api, kebakaran alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been lebih funny to anda if anda *had've been there.

*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop berkata this artikel is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.

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The Most Rawak Adventure Ever!- Part 2

posted by AnimeFan66

"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a bantal feather atau a back scratcher, but was lebih like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped sejak a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...

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The Most Rawak Adventure Ever!- Part 1

posted by AnimeFan66

This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope anda all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most Rawak adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who atau what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the pantai and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...

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KATY PERRY FORGETS SHE'S MARRIED!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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My Rawak Blog Type Thing (Part five)

posted by emilyroxx

One of my favorite book series'.

At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that soalan is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad anda asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all anda haters of haterz, I just want to tell anda that THIS IS AN OPINION!...

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THE NOMINATIONS FOR THE AMERICAN MUSICA AWARDS 2010

posted by ShiningsTar542

Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American Muzik Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$sha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

anda can vote for your Kegemaran on the event webpage here: American Muzik Awards.

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My Rawak Blog Type Thing 3!

posted by emilyroxx

This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.

Hello, I’m back! I’ll write lebih now.
So this Rawak kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone anda want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I berkata “What?” and she berkata “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
One thought that occurred to me today was (those...