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1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.
2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the bahagian, atas of your lungs.
3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.
4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing.
5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.
6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits seterusnya to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here anda can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen anda in ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were anda thinking?" Angrily alih to another kerusi, tempat duduk if anda choose the latter.
7. Try to see how many pieces of popcorn anda can put in the hair of the person in front of anda without them noticing.
8. Come inside the theater in the middile of a movie. Walk along the front where evertone can see you. Trip and fall, then quietly slip out of the theater.
9. During the movie, keep turning around to look at the person behind anda in an annoyed manner.
10. Get a group of Friends to walk into a theater as a crowd of zombies. Limp and moan your way to your seats.
11. Go to the front where anda buy the tickets. Order tickets for 3 different Filem that all start at the same time. When the ticket seller asks anda about this, walk out and don't come back.
12. Wear a really tall hat and sit in front of someone. When they ask anda to take it off, take out a pair of scissors and start destroying the hat.
13. Wear and eyepatch and buy some popcorn. When your in the theater, ask everyone around anda in a sinister voice(and a British accent) "Would you... would like some of my...my popcorn Sir atau Madame?" Say the Sir atau Madame part to everyone, even if anda know if it's a man atau woman.
14. Shout one word: FIRE!!! Then run.
15. Sit in the back and bring a water bottle. In the middle of the movie, say very loudly, "Damn, when is this movie gonna end? Gotta pee. Gotta pee!" Open the water bottle slightly and spray the people near you.
16. Wait until someone sits seterusnya to you. Wait a while, then pretend to fall asleep. Snore in an annoying way and drool as much as anda can.
17. Get a cell phone and put the volume all the way up. Get the ringtone from the series 24 if possible. If anda can't get that ringtone, get one that sounds very proffesional and serious. Have a friend call anda during a quiet scene. Answer it loudly and say, "Damn it! They're here... right now? I knew this hari would come." Get up to leave and before anda exit say, "Ladies and gentlemen, there's no need to be alarmed. Now I need anda to listen to me. STAY IN THIS THEATER UNTIL I COME BACK." Then run out humming the Mission Impossible theme.
18. Near the end of the movie, say "Holy elevators Batman!" then run out.
19. Sit at the bahagian, atas and block the projection with your hand.
20. After the movie ends, run to the bathroom and sit on the floor and cry. Whe people ask what's wrong, tell them that the movie scared you(works even better if it was a comedy atau an animated film).
1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.
2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the bahagian, atas of your lungs.
3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.
4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing.
5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.
6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits seterusnya to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here anda can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen anda in ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were anda thinking?" Angrily alih to another kerusi, tempat duduk if anda choose the latter.
7. Try to see how many pieces of popcorn anda can put in the hair of the person in front of anda without them noticing.
8. Come inside the theater in the middile of a movie. Walk along the front where evertone can see you. Trip and fall, then quietly slip out of the theater.
9. During the movie, keep turning around to look at the person behind anda in an annoyed manner.
10. Get a group of Friends to walk into a theater as a crowd of zombies. Limp and moan your way to your seats.
11. Go to the front where anda buy the tickets. Order tickets for 3 different Filem that all start at the same time. When the ticket seller asks anda about this, walk out and don't come back.
12. Wear a really tall hat and sit in front of someone. When they ask anda to take it off, take out a pair of scissors and start destroying the hat.
13. Wear and eyepatch and buy some popcorn. When your in the theater, ask everyone around anda in a sinister voice(and a British accent) "Would you... would like some of my...my popcorn Sir atau Madame?" Say the Sir atau Madame part to everyone, even if anda know if it's a man atau woman.
14. Shout one word: FIRE!!! Then run.
15. Sit in the back and bring a water bottle. In the middle of the movie, say very loudly, "Damn, when is this movie gonna end? Gotta pee. Gotta pee!" Open the water bottle slightly and spray the people near you.
16. Wait until someone sits seterusnya to you. Wait a while, then pretend to fall asleep. Snore in an annoying way and drool as much as anda can.
17. Get a cell phone and put the volume all the way up. Get the ringtone from the series 24 if possible. If anda can't get that ringtone, get one that sounds very proffesional and serious. Have a friend call anda during a quiet scene. Answer it loudly and say, "Damn it! They're here... right now? I knew this hari would come." Get up to leave and before anda exit say, "Ladies and gentlemen, there's no need to be alarmed. Now I need anda to listen to me. STAY IN THIS THEATER UNTIL I COME BACK." Then run out humming the Mission Impossible theme.
18. Near the end of the movie, say "Holy elevators Batman!" then run out.
19. Sit at the bahagian, atas and block the projection with your hand.
20. After the movie ends, run to the bathroom and sit on the floor and cry. Whe people ask what's wrong, tell them that the movie scared you(works even better if it was a comedy atau an animated film).
I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!
I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, anda can be impossible?
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
Dont steal, the government hates competition.
Sarcasm is just one lebih service I offer.
Ask me about microwaving Kucing for fun and profit.
Earn easy cash in your spare time sejak blackmailing friends.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Those who live sejak the sword get shot sejak those who don't.
I Cinta cats... They taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, anda can be impossible?
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
Dont steal, the government hates competition.
Sarcasm is just one lebih service I offer.
Ask me about microwaving Kucing for fun and profit.
Earn easy cash in your spare time sejak blackmailing friends.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Those who live sejak the sword get shot sejak those who don't.
I Cinta cats... They taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
