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posted by I_love_Mikey
For those of anda who feel atau have felt like the entire world is crumbling down around you, you're not alone.

I am not suggesting therapy, atau some rehab group. (Though, if you're open to it, let me know, I'll help anda find someone.) I am saying that, if anda feel alone... broken, atau just... flat out distraught and lost, then I know what it's like...

If you're losing everything, and gaining things anda don't want, if change is progressing too fast, atau things are neutral and just not right... and anda think; "it'll never get better" then it won't. anda have to focus on the positive to make anything change. Positive thoughts are the key, whether anda believe it atau not.

Herbs, incense, and candles help. A good way to get herbs if anda can't, is in tea. teh is a good anti-anxiety, and it builds up your immune system. Make sure when anda drink it, to drink caffeine-free tea, though.

I'm sure there're nights where anda want to take a few pills, drink a little, and crash. But if anda keep ignoring problems like that, they build up until anda have a pile so high anda can't see anymore and anda crash. anda can't fix problems sometimes, but anda can help them. Don't ignore them, but maybe don't take action either. anda can always rant to a friend, write in a journal... etc. I'm sure if anda need, a school counselor will be there to support you. There are plenty lebih options than most people notice.

If anda need a friend atau someone to talk to, peti masuk me. I'll listen; I'm not a cop, atau your mom. Just a friend. There's nothing anda have to hide from me.
1. At the movies: When anda meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are anda doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t anda try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When anda ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while lalu and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi atau Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four soalan to determine the level of your intellect. Your balas must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating atau wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: anda are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in saat place.
In which position are anda now?

Answer:

If anda answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. anda overtook the saat runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the seterusnya soalan try not to be so dumb.

2 : If anda overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked sejak his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes utama and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother balas " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad balas "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she balas "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she balas "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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Okay so if anda live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The seterusnya day, cut the balloons off and anda got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when anda can barely alih as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If anda tied buttered roti bakar to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when anda turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if anda open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when anda transport something sejak car, it's called a shipment, but when anda transport something sejak ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that anda were real, that anda all were , that he was.
There is evidence that anda were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming atau not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and anda diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, atau did i make anda up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without anda i dont know. But i want to find out. Do anda think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with lebih than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are anda busy?" atau "Are anda doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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