1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. If anda buy your husband atau boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when anda go to the bathroom.
4. Most husbands’ atau men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.
5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”
6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are lebih women than men, it pays to recycle.
7. Men are very confident people. A husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates, he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room, and if they are really in trouble, the wife has to get off the phone in case they call him.
8. If its attention anda want, dont get involved with a man during playoff season.
9. Men like phones with lots of buttons. it makes them feel important.
10. Men Cinta to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
11. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
12. The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell anda if he can ever care about anyone else.
13. Dont try to teach men how to do anything in public. they can learn in private; in public they have to know.
14. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
15. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. Sleep with one under your pillow, instead of a gun.
16. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
17. Men Cinta watches with multiple functions. A husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
18. All men hate to hear, “We need to talk about our relationship”. These seven words strike fear in the hati, tengah-tengah of even the Inspector General of Police.
19. Men are Brave enough to go to war, but they are not Brave enough to get a bikini wax.
20. Men are sensitive in strange ways, If a man has built a camp api, kebakaran and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
21. All men think that they’re nice guys. Some of them are not. Ask disgruntled women for a senarai of names.
22. Men dont get cellulite.
23. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Woman have two types: depressing and lebih depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
24. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, sleep seterusnya to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
25. Women take clothing much lebih seriously than men. Rarely does a man walk into a party and say “Oh my Gosh. Im so embarassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo”
26. Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
27. If a man prepares makan malam, majlis makan malam for anda and the salad contains three atau lebih types of lettuce, he is serious.
28. If you’re dating a man who anda think is Mr. Right. and if he
a) got older,
b) got a new job, or
c) visited a psychiatrist, anda are in for a nasty surprise.
The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on caterpillars and butterflies.
29. Men own bola keranjang teams. Every cheerleaders’ outfits get tighter and players’ shorts get baggier and longer.
30. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
31.When four atau lebih men get together, they talk about sports.
32.When four atau lebih women get together, they talk about men.
33. Not one man in a bir commercial has a bir belly.
34. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
35. Most women are introspective: “Am I in love? Am i emotionally and creatively fulfilled?” Most men are outstropective: “Did my team win? How’s my car?”
36. If a man says “I’ll call you,” and if he doesn’t, he didnt forget, he didnt lose your number, he didnt die, he just didnt want to call you.
37. Men hate to lose. If a woman beats his husband at tenis, she might ask him “Are we ever going to be in Cinta again?” He might say, “Yes, but not with each other”
38. Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.
39. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see anda again” might sound like a challenge. If anda really want to get rid of a man, say “I Cinta you, I want to marry you, I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.
40. Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: “Mitch anda look great.” Mitch: “Thanks.” On the other side: “Ruth, anda look great.” Ruth: “I do? Must be the lighting”
41. Impulse buyin is not macho. Men rarely call the utama Shopping Network.
42. Men who listen to classical Muzik tend not to spit.
43. Only men who have worn a ski suit understands how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she’s wearing a jumpsuit.
44. Men dont feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women’s dresses usually button and zip in the back. Women need men emotionally and intimately, but they also need men to help them get dressed.
45. Men are self confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
46. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
47. Male menopause is a lot lebih fun than female menopause. With female menopause anda gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause – anda get to tarikh young girls and drive motorcycles.
48. Men forget everything: Women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.
49. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
50. All men would still really like to own a train set.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. If anda buy your husband atau boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when anda go to the bathroom.
4. Most husbands’ atau men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.
5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”
6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are lebih women than men, it pays to recycle.
7. Men are very confident people. A husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates, he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room, and if they are really in trouble, the wife has to get off the phone in case they call him.
8. If its attention anda want, dont get involved with a man during playoff season.
9. Men like phones with lots of buttons. it makes them feel important.
10. Men Cinta to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
11. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
12. The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell anda if he can ever care about anyone else.
13. Dont try to teach men how to do anything in public. they can learn in private; in public they have to know.
14. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
15. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. Sleep with one under your pillow, instead of a gun.
16. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
17. Men Cinta watches with multiple functions. A husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
18. All men hate to hear, “We need to talk about our relationship”. These seven words strike fear in the hati, tengah-tengah of even the Inspector General of Police.
19. Men are Brave enough to go to war, but they are not Brave enough to get a bikini wax.
20. Men are sensitive in strange ways, If a man has built a camp api, kebakaran and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
21. All men think that they’re nice guys. Some of them are not. Ask disgruntled women for a senarai of names.
22. Men dont get cellulite.
23. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Woman have two types: depressing and lebih depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
24. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, sleep seterusnya to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
25. Women take clothing much lebih seriously than men. Rarely does a man walk into a party and say “Oh my Gosh. Im so embarassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo”
26. Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
27. If a man prepares makan malam, majlis makan malam for anda and the salad contains three atau lebih types of lettuce, he is serious.
28. If you’re dating a man who anda think is Mr. Right. and if he
a) got older,
b) got a new job, or
c) visited a psychiatrist, anda are in for a nasty surprise.
The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on caterpillars and butterflies.
29. Men own bola keranjang teams. Every cheerleaders’ outfits get tighter and players’ shorts get baggier and longer.
30. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
31.When four atau lebih men get together, they talk about sports.
32.When four atau lebih women get together, they talk about men.
33. Not one man in a bir commercial has a bir belly.
34. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
35. Most women are introspective: “Am I in love? Am i emotionally and creatively fulfilled?” Most men are outstropective: “Did my team win? How’s my car?”
36. If a man says “I’ll call you,” and if he doesn’t, he didnt forget, he didnt lose your number, he didnt die, he just didnt want to call you.
37. Men hate to lose. If a woman beats his husband at tenis, she might ask him “Are we ever going to be in Cinta again?” He might say, “Yes, but not with each other”
38. Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.
39. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see anda again” might sound like a challenge. If anda really want to get rid of a man, say “I Cinta you, I want to marry you, I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.
40. Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: “Mitch anda look great.” Mitch: “Thanks.” On the other side: “Ruth, anda look great.” Ruth: “I do? Must be the lighting”
41. Impulse buyin is not macho. Men rarely call the utama Shopping Network.
42. Men who listen to classical Muzik tend not to spit.
43. Only men who have worn a ski suit understands how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she’s wearing a jumpsuit.
44. Men dont feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women’s dresses usually button and zip in the back. Women need men emotionally and intimately, but they also need men to help them get dressed.
45. Men are self confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
46. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
47. Male menopause is a lot lebih fun than female menopause. With female menopause anda gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause – anda get to tarikh young girls and drive motorcycles.
48. Men forget everything: Women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.
49. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
50. All men would still really like to own a train set.
