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1. While anda are anda are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his soalan with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time anda say something with the letter “P”

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks anda if anda would like a drink with the pizza, act as if anda were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed sejak an equation.

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the seterusnya window to pick up your order”.

16. Explain him that anda want to rent a Pizza.

17. Ask if anda can keep the box. When he jawapan yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything anda say.

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that anda would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the sofa, kerusi panjang until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

23. Ask if anda could see the menu.

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with sejak supplying this order.

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

27. Ask only for one slice.

28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that anda were drunk and that anda are sorry about what anda said.

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently seterusnya to you.

32. Stop speaking every 10 saat and start playing an instrument.

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before anda hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.

35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first hari working there.

36. Breath loudly.

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” sejak any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the sebelumnya jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.
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No. No I don't, Ross.
1. Ally Dawson
I hate Ally! For starters Laura Marano who plays Ally is a hopeless wannabe actress. Her character is ugly, boring, and has absolutely NO social life which makes her dead dull. She makes me want to barf and then fall asleep. Plus she is very thick letting Austin deceive her and then become his BFF and Muzik partner! She can't defend herself and is super socially awkward. Why would she keep Penulisan for Austin, even though he used her. Not to mention, she wears the exact same friggin' clothes in every episode, and they're all ugly just like her (on the both the inside AND the outside)....
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Step1: Add 18 to your birth month.

Step2: Multiply sejak 25.

Step3: Subtract 333.

Step4: Multiply sejak 8.

step5: Subtract 554.

step6: Divide sejak 2.

step7: Add your birth date.

step8: Multiply sejak 5.

step9: Add 692.

step10: Multiply sejak 20.

step11: Add only the last two digits of your birth year.

step12: Subtract 32940 to get your birthday!

The number that anda get will be a 6-digit number. Example: If anda get the number 120586, then anda were born December 5, 1986.

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1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did anda raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if anda must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch anda "passing notes."

4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 lebih times:D

5. Yell "OMG...
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The Kekasih of the Heart
In order to form a lebih perfect Ciuman enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Ciuman on the hand- I adore you
2. Ciuman on the cheek- I just want to be Friends
3. Ciuman on the neck- I want anda
4. Ciuman on the lips- I Cinta you
5. Ciuman on the ears- I am just playing
6. Ciuman anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- Ciuman me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I Cinta anda too much to let anda go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys...
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